Sadness!!!

I cant believe it .. .. this cant be real!!! STOP SMOKING NICOLE!!! STOP SMOKING!!!!

I cant believe she's gon back to the rock . . .Well, her album will be released either fall or late summer of 2006 .. . . hopefully she's not dead by then. And I mean that witht the highest respect

.. because word on the street is .. "All of Nicole's friends have been telling her she should do something with her weight, its too crucial at this moment" . . . I wonder if she's listening to any of them.

Clown-Slut-Whore

. . .While watching this bitch on American Idol, I laughed so hard . . I almost died from lack of air, Im not fucking kidding. . . this bitch is hilarious!! lol! I just wanted to dig my finger in her face just to see how deep was her make-up!!

I mean, who did her face like that, really?
Ray Charles? Scooby Doo? (lol)
You know what, I bet she went to Macy's . . . . Yup. That's it. This boney bitch went to the mall to get her make-up done.

SCANDALOUS!!
Anyway read this:

Crystal :: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy :: HEY!!!!!!!!

Crystal :: You need me to explain anything? HEY, WHAT'S UP PEOPLE! [Waves hello with both hands.]

Simon :: Yes, the tan.

Crystal :: Okay, um, my name is Crystal. Um, I just turned six-

Simon :: No, I wanna hear about your suntan.

Crystal :: Okay, I'm singing "And I'm Telling You" by Jennifer Holliday.

Simon :: No, no, no. I wanna hear about your suntan.

Crystal :: Oh, my sun tan? ...I go tanning?

Simon :: Nooooooooooo!

this was a fucking classic.

Homeless Person

. . . Oh, Its just a pregnant Gwen Stefani looking like hot lesbain trash . . . but I love it cause most of that shit she's wearing cost more than a condo in Miami.

Paris Says No

Playboy offered Paris F'N Hilton an "unmentioned" amount of cash to pose nude for PLAYBOY MAGAZINE 2007 . ..

Paris denied the offer stating that she's to "classy" for the crapazine. Are you fucking serious?? I'm soooo shocked!

I cant believe she's denying the fact that she's such a great dancer . . let alone, a singer/actress . . .. I mean .. .Come on People!!!

Give this slutty rich bitch her right to be herself . . .a talentless whore who loves to tease guys that probablly could have her killed if they really wanted to. . . .Hint Marilyn Monroe. ... .

Best Dressed

My Golden Globes best dressed list . . . and YES this is the ONLY dress that was on top of its game that night . .

Charlize Theron (I love the fact that she's sticking with Galiano. . I love Dior, I LOVE John Galliano!!!!!, and the black lace, with nude chiffon puts her on the top of the list.

Even though Galliano made a HUGE mistake on this years Dior show, I think he knows exactly what he's doing . . He wants us to bitch, and when a celeb like Charlize puts the product on, We will BEG him for mercy because we doubted him )

(How Fucking Cool is He)

But to be honest, Im sorta "iffy" on what label she should carry. I mean, she looks PERFECT in a vintage Tom Ford for Gucci and she looks more than PERFECT in a Galliano Haute Couture . . . its really hard, but Charlize and her stylist always make the PERFECT decison.

Coolest Couple

You would think "CamVanDam 'n' Lil Kim" would be the coolest couple of all time, but no. . . another super great couple as beat us to the punch. . . "Jared Leto 'n' Lindsay Lohan". ..

I love Lindsay and I think Jared is a cool guy. .. he has tons of modeling potential .. so does Lindsay . .. .So, why do I feel like they're just friends?

I mean duh! he's obviously banging her . . who wouldn't right?? and then I heard that he's "blessed" . . which only could mean that he's a GREAT singer, because his voice sooooooo smooth and cool.

"I Love The Cut"

Howard Stern has just admitted to having plastic surgery, I cant tell where on his body . . . maybe he got his "knees" done . . . maybe a new chin perhaps???

Who knows!! But I really think he should get some "high lights" . . you know, change it up a little bit . . . "auburn", maybe even a "strawberry blonde" . . .

OMG!! OMFG!!

Oh Shit!!! ITS XENA!!! on VERONICA MARS!!! HOW CRUNK!!!! (As a FBI agent *coolness*) 1/25.06 You better watch it!!

Andy Warhol's Return pt.2

Her is another pic of Sienna Miller playing "Edie Sedewick" one of Andy Warhol's proteges. I think she's looking pretty good. very close to the original.

Crack-Ka-Dee Crack-Crack

Whats really up Whitney?? Damn!! You have really let yourself go, I wish you didnt have to end this way . . . I guess crack isnt so "wack" after all.

Friday The 13th

Coolness. . . .

Biggie

Can You guess who this "former" popular R&B Star is under all of this fat and heavy clothing?? High light for the answer . . . . .Janet Jackson.

So Cool

Paris has gotten involed in little kids cereal . . .Lucky Charms may have ideas for Paris in a the future for their cereal . . I only can imagine, Marshmellows shape like the Hilton logo, or little Tinkerbell dogs.

You Are A Star PT.2

ha! floppy body bitch.

You Are A Star

Nope. I change my mind bitch. Your a flip flop sea-horse with a dash of the Crypt Keeper. I can not stand Star Jones.

Her body is just GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! I mean look at her neck . .. look at her sagging breast on the other picture . . . GROOOOSSSSS Right .???

She should have stayed fat and never gotten married to a guy that was on the "down low". Star Jones . .

Your are NOT a Star, but a PLANET. one GIANT, COLD, SLOPPY PLANET. so, STOP wearing V-Neck sweaters on The View bitch, and tell Barbara Walters to get a new face lift because this one isnt working for her.

Sticks and Bones Pt.2

I love Nicole Richie, but I'm starting to think that she really is on drugs. why has she taken the interest in the "king of celebrity junkies" Steve-O???

Look at this picture, she looks like she's been snorting coke all day. And dont get me started on her weight . . . she makes Calista Flockhart look like John Goodman. . .

If she truly wants loving why cant she just bone LL Cool J like everybody else in Hollywood, even Ryan Seacrest has had a piece of that ass. ... . I hope she doesnt die, and I truly mean that. LEAVE HER ALONE STEVE-O!!!

Alicia Keys-Jackson

Alicia Keys is sooo fucking fine!! I love her . . She can sing too. My favorite song is "Diary", it brings back tons of old memories, some good, some bad, some I dont want to talk about .. .some I sorta do, but im not. . . . so yeah, Meet Alicia the New Janet.

Sony Sucks

Why would you create a shoe and only make 150 pairs, for the Sony Software workers and hand picked celebs? Are you guys gay or something? bad enough I have to wait for the fucking price rate on the PS3 . . but now, I cant even buy a cool looking shoe.

Sony ... believe it or not. . .. your slowly losing your fans . . and the PS3 and the PSP2 better make-up for it.

Guilty Pleasure

I have to say Moo-riah's "Dont Forget About Us" is pretty catchy. I wonder how much money is she really making?
What she's spending it on? FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! This big bitch cant get enough of IHOP in the afternoon. I'm not hating on her, white people call her "fat", we call it "thick" which is a good thing. But can a white girl get thick without being fat first?? Thats a though questin . . lets ask Kristie Alley

Andy Warhol's Return

Not only does Andy Warhol and myself share the same birthday, but they're making a movie staring Guy Pierce as Andy and Sienna Miller as Edie Sedwick called "Factory Girl". somewhat of a bioflim of the beautiful Edie Sedwick in her prime. I think she died from a drug overdose or something (like every white person did in New York during that time) . . . . I'm not quite sure . .
but yeah, its gonna be a great flim not because some of the "surviving" proteges of Warhol will make cameo's, but because Jimmy Fallon is in it . . . yep. he's in the fucking movie. .. Why does Hollywood have to add "corny" american characters to movies that could win Emmy's? I mean, if Jimmy Fallon wasnt in "Taxi" with Queen Latifah, it would have been bigger than Lord of the Rings or something.

Avril The Anti-Dyke

I thought she was the biggest pop dyke of all time. you know, "she's angry, she's upset, she's on her period". But it just so happens, that's not the case.

She's a lovely,angry,little Canadian bitch, and I think I'm starting to like her. NOT HER MUSIC ,gawd I'd rather get fucked with a chainsaw than listen to ANY of her CD's. But to be honest, "she has the look of a top model, but can she act"? I sure hope so . .

Now, that FeFe Dobson . . . She's really going places. (lol)

My Favorite Episode

Justin Timberlake
Do you want to split a Toblerone?
Backstreet Boy
Oh, gosh. Yeah. I think I do.
Backstreet Boy
[Whistles like a train]
Backstreet Boy
Next stop, my thighs!

Family Guy is my FAVORTIE show, its so fucking funny!!! I think they should do more merchandise, they'ed make tons of cash.

Pregnant Lips

I cant believe Brad Pitt isnt shooting blanks. I wonder what the kid is gonna look like?? If its a boy, It better look like Brad, or that kid would be a instant "flaming queen". If its a girl, it still can look like Brad, but with the "tude" of Ms. Jolie.

I Just Cant Wait NOT to go

The month's are closing in on my trip to Japan, and I'm not excited. I have a strong feeling that I'M NOT GOING!!!! Now, you can call me a dumbass. I just dont want to go anymore, I feel like I'd rather be in New York than Japan right now, but maybe I'll change my mind when the date gets closer.

King of Blogs

This will be my 1st year entering the "BLOGGIES" which I hear is serious business . . and I WANT YOU TO VOTE FOR ME!!!!
I know my small but "entertaining" of a blog isnt much in the global world of the internet, but to even have my name mentioned on the fucking website would do me justice. I want to win for YOU guys and also, ME!!!!

SO VOTE FOR www.camvandam.blogspot.com "The Daily Diary of CamVanDam" a.k.a. "The Daily Diary of Cameron Woods".

You can only nominate me (3) times in different catagories, (4) including "Best Blog of the Year" (which would be a sign from god himself if I were to win)


Here's the link I HOPE I WIN(or just get nominated) http://2006.bloggies.com/

The Coolest Guy

The Burger King dude would be SO cool to hang out with. and I'm dead FUCKING serious, I love the commercials especially the one directed by David LaChappelle.

Newest Favorite Movies of All Time

Lost In Translation (I love the way its shot, its beautiful. I cant wait to go to Japan in May . .The hotel looks soooo futuristic, I MUST stay there. I think its like $500 a night, which is okay for me)

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (love those Addias .. .Loves Anjelica Huston and Bill Murray's performance. Another film shot beautifully)

Donnie Darko (Its .. . .its .. dark. . . Another film shot beautifully and has the one of the most confusing endings I've ever saw!! the soundtrack flawless. . . and Drew Barrymore was perfect.)

I just bought them on DVD which is great, I can waste my weekend watching the special features.

Lesbian Love Fest 2006

Christina said: "Kelly must have a crush on me - she's always saying things about me. I saw her at a club and said, 'Look, what is your problem?' and she had nothing to say."

The star first tried to end her war of words with feisty Kelly a year ago - who hit back saying she would "chuck her across the room.

" Kelly said: "Christina made out like she had started a fight with me, to make herself look cool. She's like a f***ing feather. I could pick her up and chuck her across the room."
"She has a mouth on her, but she's all talk. She only does it because she always has a security guard around to punch anyone she gets in a fight with."

Words of Wisdom from CVD
Look , its 2006. Time to start fresh, get over your lame ass MTV fued and make tons cash bitches. Stop acting like you have fucking PMS 365 days of the year.

With Love, Cameron.

Sticks and Stones

I got the new ads for the Nicole Richie for Jimmie Choo shoe line. She's still sickly looking, I dont care what people say she's totally not anorexic.

Just ask Lindsay Lohan. lol. But Nicole Richie is still a bad bitch. She still has crazy cash and doesnt give a fuck. Plus she loves shopping and pissing people off . . .which is also two of my favorite things.

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/celebrity/image_full/845/ for other Ads.

Pair lets Em' Hang

The self proclaimed (from myself) "bond girl of 2020" Paris Hilton goes bra-less on the streets of Burbank,California. The reason why I call Paris the next "Bond Girl of the year 2020" is because I have a strong feeling she's going to become a "bond girl",its only natural. So you hear it first from me,CVD.

Riding in MY car the RANGE ROVER (which to some people is seen as a chick car) arriving at the local recording studio to put (hopefully) the final touches on her new album. and I hope it doesnt suck as much as she did in that porno.

D&G Answers Prayers

I've always wanted to know what would a popular cell phone and a big fashion label would do if they crossed paths. .. . . Versace failed with Nokia, Betsey Johnson puked all over Virgin Mobile and now D&G has designed the best looking Motorola Raz'r phone I've ever seen with my very own two eyes. Its the hottest shit out, and I cant wait to see it . . .. . at Wal-Mart. Only 1,00o exist and its gonna run you around $2,000. cheap. If your lucky you can find the so called "Chanel Raz'r" phone on Ebay, but thats just a myth.

To all of you over-masterbating,studdering, anime porn watching GEEKS out there, I know this is old news, so stop emailing me you puss face cum sluts.(said with love)

http://ita.dolcegabbana.it/motorola2005/

Ralph Lauren is G.A..Y

I hate these Ralph Lauren Polo Boots. its "officially" the worst gift I EVER BOUGHT!!! before I could even look at the box, it had a HUGE gash on the side of it. Dropping its style value with me. Then . . I discovered the worst fucking thing possible . . . A HUGE SCRATCH on the front and back of the boots!!! A FUCKING SCRATCH on BRAND NEW FUCKING BOOTS!!
I thought I was gonna DIE!!!

So, I called my friends and told them I WAS NOT going out unless I had another pair of boots. the thing that grossed me out the most was I paid $219 on some Ralph Lauren Boots . . . True. I did feel a bit disgusted when I bought them, but they were only $219.00. . . . Its was SCREAMING "Buy Me!!" "Buy Me!!" so I did. I bought them, and they turned out to be the gayest pair of boots I've ever seen. Turns out that the guy in the store knew my best friend, and gave me 2 extra pair.
So, I cant complain . . I'm putting them up on EBAY for $300 each, just to get some quick cash to blow in 6 minutes online or something.

Air Max Crack

I've owned almost every pair of Air Max possible. So, when I heard they were "re-releasing" them I HAD to jump on the train. I've spent a sad total of $1200.00 . . . . I'm kinda ashamed to say it.

But who gives a fuck, I'm half rich!!! I got 3 pairs, so I'm gonna fuck 2 pairs up just for fun. The Air Max 95 are my favorite, I just love the look of them and the coloring. I took this pic while I was in (HELL on EARTH) a.k.a.U.S. Government class. .. . why should I know about laws when I can just buy my way out of jail. DUH!

Check It Out

I dont know when Im coming back for an update, maybe 2morrow, maybe New Years WHO KNOWS! but Check out the Best of CVD 2005. Do a little hunting in the archives, get your camcaine fix and send me a email.

Happy Hollidayz

Merry F'N Christmas Bitches

Guess Who? Has Been Edition

Its Diana Fucking Ross at that comedian guys funeral. Looking like the fucking wicked witch of the west from "The Wiz". I love her. She's old. not really hot anymore and fucked Andy Warhol. Just kiding. But I love that song "Love Hangover" the non-disco version . Its really hot.

Crunkness

Nicole Richie looks sooo good!! I love her. Check out this pic and more in her book "Truth About Diamonds" .. I hear its a good book. . .should be a movie. . . or at least a great plot for a lifetime show, cuz we all know that channel is SUPER GAY.

Fly Fly!!

Uma Thurman shooting her next movie (Not Kill Bill 3) "My Super Ex-Girlfriend". Looks good.

but she SHOULD be working on Kill Bill 3!!! or at least becoming a Bond Girl. Charlize turned them down. . sadness.

Paris Hilton's XX-XMas Party

Steve-O and his crew of bitches was there . . Paris's drunky boy-toy was there . . . and people were doing drugs . . . and a Kinkaju was being held out the window . . . and Paris Flashed her flat ass booty. . .the Police showed up . . did a litle partying . .. . . . danced with Paris on a couple of tables and left.

Merry Christmas

Should I buy . . . .

Hmmm.

Maybe. but I LOVE the Air Max . . I'm a Air Max Freak!!

I Cant Wait: For the Release

Yeeeeaaaaahhh!!!!! I'm gonna keep the plot a secret . . . . Cuz I dont want to spoil the fact that the Wayans are NOT and I repeat NOT directing this one . . WHAT THA FUCK!!! Do they want to sale? Do they want to make people laugh?? Bring the Wayan's back!!

This better be good . . If not . .I'm gonna .. . I'm gonna write a letter!!

A LETTER DAMMIT!!

So new director of Scary Movie 4 . . You better bring it!! This one MUST be better than the last!!!

(aaand scene) Sometines you gotta be a bitch to get what you want, when u want it.

New Face of Chanel:Lindsay Lohan

Coolness!! Karl has picked a good one. i'm surprised its not J.Lo (who was the face for L.V. for like 3 seconds) or Ashanti(Who needs some cash coming through fast . . . she has a fucking "Chirstmas CD . . Gross)

But Yeah, Lindsay is a good broad, she can bring it. But something tells me. . .Ashley Simpson is going to become the new face of Gucci . . .

NOT!!!!

.But thats just me, thinking too damn much.

I'm officially starting the "Battle of the Couture Celebutaunts"

Here are some of the endorsment deals underway:






Paris Hilton for Heatherette (Official)

Nicole Richie for Jimmy Choo (Official)

Madonna for Versace (Finished)

Demi Moore Kutcher (Finished)

Beyonce for Versace (Official)

Britney Spears for Versace (Did't Take Off)

Mariah Carey for Versace (Official)

Christina Aguilera for Versace (Finished)

Naomi Campbell for Anna Sui (Official)

Omahrya Mota for Cam Retro (Unofficial) (My Label!)

Sienna Miller for Dior (???)

Kate Moss for Louis Vuitton (Official)



I'll keep you updated on more of these possible "Train Wrecks in the Couture House"

CVD Exclusive: Gwen Is Knocked Up!

Its 100% true, Gwen Stefani is pregnant! But is it by who I think it is?? I hope so, she always did have a thing fro dark meat. But anyway, she is happily married to Gavin Rossdale and I hope they have a healthly baby. . and Pharrell does too. . . .

Inner Mariyln

At first .. I thought . ."hmmm. Lindsay Lohan could play Marilyn Monroe in the new Bio-pic . . . ." but now, I think Charlize Theron is the hoe for the job!! check out this pic. .. splitting image right?? I wonder if they're gonna use Madonna's version of "Mr. President" . ??