Check It Out

I dont know when Im coming back for an update, maybe 2morrow, maybe New Years WHO KNOWS! but Check out the Best of CVD 2005. Do a little hunting in the archives, get your camcaine fix and send me a email.

Happy Hollidayz

Merry F'N Christmas Bitches

Guess Who? Has Been Edition

Its Diana Fucking Ross at that comedian guys funeral. Looking like the fucking wicked witch of the west from "The Wiz". I love her. She's old. not really hot anymore and fucked Andy Warhol. Just kiding. But I love that song "Love Hangover" the non-disco version . Its really hot.

Crunkness

Nicole Richie looks sooo good!! I love her. Check out this pic and more in her book "Truth About Diamonds" .. I hear its a good book. . .should be a movie. . . or at least a great plot for a lifetime show, cuz we all know that channel is SUPER GAY.

Fly Fly!!

Uma Thurman shooting her next movie (Not Kill Bill 3) "My Super Ex-Girlfriend". Looks good.

but she SHOULD be working on Kill Bill 3!!! or at least becoming a Bond Girl. Charlize turned them down. . sadness.

Paris Hilton's XX-XMas Party

Steve-O and his crew of bitches was there . . Paris's drunky boy-toy was there . . . and people were doing drugs . . . and a Kinkaju was being held out the window . . . and Paris Flashed her flat ass booty. . .the Police showed up . . did a litle partying . .. . . . danced with Paris on a couple of tables and left.

Merry Christmas

Should I buy . . . .

Hmmm.

Maybe. but I LOVE the Air Max . . I'm a Air Max Freak!!

I Cant Wait: For the Release

Yeeeeaaaaahhh!!!!! I'm gonna keep the plot a secret . . . . Cuz I dont want to spoil the fact that the Wayans are NOT and I repeat NOT directing this one . . WHAT THA FUCK!!! Do they want to sale? Do they want to make people laugh?? Bring the Wayan's back!!

This better be good . . If not . .I'm gonna .. . I'm gonna write a letter!!

A LETTER DAMMIT!!

So new director of Scary Movie 4 . . You better bring it!! This one MUST be better than the last!!!

(aaand scene) Sometines you gotta be a bitch to get what you want, when u want it.

New Face of Chanel:Lindsay Lohan

Coolness!! Karl has picked a good one. i'm surprised its not J.Lo (who was the face for L.V. for like 3 seconds) or Ashanti(Who needs some cash coming through fast . . . she has a fucking "Chirstmas CD . . Gross)

But Yeah, Lindsay is a good broad, she can bring it. But something tells me. . .Ashley Simpson is going to become the new face of Gucci . . .

NOT!!!!

.But thats just me, thinking too damn much.

I'm officially starting the "Battle of the Couture Celebutaunts"

Here are some of the endorsment deals underway:






Paris Hilton for Heatherette (Official)

Nicole Richie for Jimmy Choo (Official)

Madonna for Versace (Finished)

Demi Moore Kutcher (Finished)

Beyonce for Versace (Official)

Britney Spears for Versace (Did't Take Off)

Mariah Carey for Versace (Official)

Christina Aguilera for Versace (Finished)

Naomi Campbell for Anna Sui (Official)

Omahrya Mota for Cam Retro (Unofficial) (My Label!)

Sienna Miller for Dior (???)

Kate Moss for Louis Vuitton (Official)



I'll keep you updated on more of these possible "Train Wrecks in the Couture House"

CVD Exclusive: Gwen Is Knocked Up!

Its 100% true, Gwen Stefani is pregnant! But is it by who I think it is?? I hope so, she always did have a thing fro dark meat. But anyway, she is happily married to Gavin Rossdale and I hope they have a healthly baby. . and Pharrell does too. . . .

Inner Mariyln

At first .. I thought . ."hmmm. Lindsay Lohan could play Marilyn Monroe in the new Bio-pic . . . ." but now, I think Charlize Theron is the hoe for the job!! check out this pic. .. splitting image right?? I wonder if they're gonna use Madonna's version of "Mr. President" . ??

Paris Hates LAX

Paris Hilton hates LAX club cuz they didnt let her in. "Its just filled with fucking D-List Celebs" bitched Paris. "I hate it". isnt odd that Paris hates the club LAX which is owned by Nicole Richie's Ex husband???

Can you say secretly getting back together??

Paris and Nicole can!!

This Beat Is . . . .

Janet Jackson's love child isn't some reject retard created from the sperm of that fag Debarge, its obviously the newest sensation and "clone" Janet Jackson herself. . . Ciara. She's on tour(ABOUT TIME BITCH) and is on her way to a town near you. Not Memphis, cuz the rednecks dont like good music.

so. .. . . . . . . yeah.

CAMVANDAM GOES 2 JAPAN!!

I'm goin to Japan!!! Yay!!

VS.

In Style

New Banner, I like it. I'll have ur "Camcaine Fix" Saturday.

"I''ll Make U Famous"-CAMVANDAM

Its Top Secret Bitch!

Here is the possible blueprint of the possible Tmobile Sidekick 3 and future Sidekick phones .. I hope its real, but something is telling me that someone had alot of time on their hands. So, I wont get excited yet.. . . I hate when people do stupid shit like this. They should stop making hype over products that arent out yet. But you gotta hand it to em', they do sell more when its drama behind it.

engadget.com for more news on gadgets and cellphones.

Current Crave: Ice

I didnt really care for grillz and Iced out chains. until I saw Skateboard P's chain. When I first saw these pics I was like DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! THIS MUTTHHAAFUCCCKKAAA IZZ INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't imagine how much it cost, but I want one. Pharrel wont even tell us who made it all he's saying is "I got it in Japan, me and Nigo got 8 of em each". Nigo is the designer for A Bathing Ape (BAPE) . If BAPE was a person it would look like a very fresh2death Kanye West with the rank of The Rolling Stones, a very, very expensive spending habit like myself and a glamourous life like a Hilton. its MAJOR over than in Japan. Alot of the bogus bullshit is sold over here, I wish they didnt do that. But you can't stop cheap ghetto ass people from making look alikes cause they can't afford the real deal. How hard is it to get $400 for a pair of Bape shoes?
Geez.
Anyway,
its either one of these chains with one charm or the Range Rover as a graduation present. .. Hopefully something else pops up to get my attention, cuz I might go bankrupt fucking around with these people. lol.

Fuck that. I'm gonna go for the Rover. Its been my all time dream to own one, without paying a car note. I wouldnt want to flush all of that away because of some stupid ass chain that I'm only gonna wear once.

There, I've saved myself from another possible screw up. But if I see Paris Hilton wearing gold fronts, I'm going to the nearest Ice shop and i'm buying the fucking store!

Shouts out to commonwealth.com for the pics, wuddup beecheez!

Nicky Wins

Everybody knows Nicky Hilton isnt as popular as my future wife Paris Hilton. But on this day, she actually looked more attractive than her. . for the first time.

Many will agree that Nicky is the cock-blocker of the two, but she can be okay looking sometimes. I just dont like those snobby ass looks on her face. Maybe because i'm famous for making the same faces, who knows. Although Nicky isnt my favorite Hilton, I'll give her a point.
JUST FOR TODAY
After this, FUCK OFF NICKY, you greasy, snobby whore!! Don't forget that I say these things with love.

Buy It

Raising Victor Vargas is the movie of the year for me.I've seen it a TRILLION times, its very, very good. Buy it! Buy it ! BUY IT! or just wait until they play it on HBO.

If your not a fan of independent flims, go suck major ass!! This is actually a good one.It makes since and its not gay at all. Trust me. its worth it.

Tokyo, USA

The japanese pop culture or "JPOP" has officially cashed in on us Americans. . .first it was Dragonball Z, (BULLSHIT). . . then it was Poke'mon (BULLSHIT 2x) . . but now, I like the stuff were buying from them. 3G cellphones, Bape, Evisu, and all of the Japanese horror flicks are being remade into American classics like "The Grudge" and "The Ring".

I'm actually trying to find a way to cash in on them. but its impossible to show someone something they've already made that still hasnt seen the daylight of American culture. .

Just look at this picture. they love black culture.,because its the only successful thing happening here in america for the past couple of years. You can pray and pray, but you'll NEVER and I mean NEVER see NYC look like Tokyo.

MOO-Riah

This big bitch is making crazy cash now! She's performing at half-time shows, award shows, BBQ conventions and everything else thats paying over $7.50 an hour. . . .

I wonder would she perform at my house for a reasonable price???? NAH! I rather watch a wrinkled up, obese asian lady f*ck herself with a end of a broom stick, than to hear her sing to me. . . .

Sorry Mariah, you suck.

MADONNA SAYS WZUP

Damn! More secrets from this bitch?? I thought she let everything out about herself in the 90's . .
Anyway, Doesnt she wish she looked 20 years younger?
I mean check out those arms . . its all "60 year old like" and that old ass hair style.

Farah's doped up!!who wants her fucking hair style? you did know that she's on coke right?

Well anyway too bad.

Look Madonna .. I know your the Queen of F.A.G.Z. but Gwen Stefani has this decade. . . Try again in like 11 more years and you better pray that you still got it like a virgin, bitch.

DARK-SIDED!!!

I love this fat lady. . . She's so cool! "DARK-SIDED!!" "GARGYLES!"(Gargoyles) "SLYKICKS"(psychics) !!! She's crazy! I love her. I think I should devote a site to her or something.

She should have her own reality show called "The Dark Side of Fat Gap-toothed Bitches". I think it would be a hit, don't you?

Go to IFLIM.COM to watch her clips. Or just go to Yahoo Video and type in Trading Spouses. . . her sloppy-obese ass should pop up first.

Holla Back BEEE-AAHHTCHES!!

Back to the Future and Back

Sign this petition to make Nike release these bad boys. Their the Nike High Tops worn in "Back into the Future 2" by a very young Michael J. Fox. I want these and I know you do too!! So sign the petition heffah!! So we can get those little asian kids to make these A.S.A.P.!!!

Jessica and Nick's Last Date

They went to the movies to see . .. . . JarHead. How lovely and romantic.It was kinda stupid for Nick Lachey to take his EX-wife to a movie about a half naked ,sweaty ,buff,dude shooting people with his big, heavy, hard . . machine gun. lol.

I bet since Jessica can't get with her dream man Brad Pitt, she's gonna SCREW either Jared Leto or Jake Gyn-Gyn. You all know its true, she's a freak hoe with a mission.


Holla back BEE-AAAATCH!!

Its O-VAH

Yep. they've been faking the fron the whole time. its over. They announced it earlier and US Weekly was the first to print it. YOU GO BITCHES!!! guess Jessica can now let EVERYBODY know that she's been secretly dating Johnny Knoxville.

You Got It Like That

Skateboard P. release for his new solo album is coming up soon. I can't wait. Its just something about The Neptunes that just has it.
But if your a fan like myself you should know that of course The Neptunes make hits, but do they sell?
The Neptunes-No way.
Kelis-Hell No.
Clipse-Nope
Slim Thug- Almost
Snoop Dogg-Yes. But its because he's Snoop. He has fans from waaaay baaack that would biu anything he puts out.
But the Neptunes sometimes dont even go Gold. which is sad because every hit they produce comes out hot. Its actually the best song of that year. But why dont they sell? Hopefully Pharrel can break this spell with the new album "In My Mind".

Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. BUY IT!
oH And Check out the the SHOOOOOOOOOEEEEESSSSS!!! Crunkness.

EXCLUSIVE INFORMATION

Paris Hilton says Playing the Violin is G-A-Y.

This is what she said when asked about her future album:
I'm not going to be onstage playing the violin. That would be gay." And true to hip-hop form, there's a battle track called "Jealousy" where Paris airs her Beverly Hills beef with former pal Nicole Richie. "I don't even know what is happening with us," Hilton says. "I hope she doesn't get mad when she hears it."(Source: Page Six)
Word.

There you have it. Paris Hilton is officially going Gang-sta on her new album. Can we see the favor returned by Nicole Richie? Will it end like Tupac and Biggie? Or will this just be another sad moment in music history??? Lets sit back together and watch these skinny bitches scrap it out.

Cracking The Plastic

I havent bought Madonna's new album .. But I can tell you its a TOTAL HIT!! I love a total of 2 songs on the WHOLE CD!!! Its a Grammy winner I tell you!! buy the cd! buy the cd!!


A word from the creator, Cameron W.
Whats the deal madonna? Why are you into purple and pink this year? Trying to contact me through tv, ay? Well, Madon-ester My label wont be out anytime soon. So yes, its offical .. . you can wear Pink and purple . .. but not too much now, I want to be able to cash in on you before you find out that you look like a total granny whore!

XTina Wedding Pictures

Not everyone has these pictures.. so. Whatever.

I didn't know the X-TINA loves Kosher .. . hmm. you think you know people.

GWG:Latino Edition

This is the newest edition of the Guess Who's Gay topic!! Now, you all know I don't like to put anyone out unless I have enough evidence. So now . . I guess your wondering what celeb has released "too much" information. . . Well . . He is a male .. He has released a new album . . And he was apart of the "Latin Explosion" in the beginning of the new millennium. its not fucking rocket science .. its gay ass Ricky Martin!!!

In Blender Magazine Ricky Martin talks about being single and having "treating someone like a lady should be treated".
~notice the way he talks, he never says she or he . .. . Only gay people talk about having sex with another gay person like that .. . Its sooooo the gay code~
Here's the interview

In an interview with Blender magazine, Ricky Martin opens up (as much as Ricky opens up) about his sex life, and how he spices up bath time.

"I'm open to everything," Martin says. "There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."

Asked about his last one-night stand, he says, "We met, we did it, we left. I don't know if we're going to meet again." What would an ex-lover say about him?

"That I'm the love of their life!" says Martin, who hedges his pronouns before becoming more gender-specific. "I'm the best man that they've ever had, a gentleman who treated them like a lady."

Can you say I'm Gay in spanish . . Ricky Martin sure can!

Retirement With A Bang

Our fowled mouth "Gargoyle" Kelly Osbourne has offically retired from the family business. She recently annoucned it at her birthday bash that Paris Hilton's drunko boyfriend crashed.

Um . . Kelly I have a message for you from that girl you bashed in the newspaper because of her boyfriends action at your retirement/b-day bash.

Wow Kelly! Your make-up makes you look like a total fat reject dyke . . . with a hint of drag queeness!!!
Sounds hot. Loves it! (From Pink_Goddess)
AAHHHHHHHHHH!! Sorry Ozzy. don't mumble at me or anything. . .

Fergie's Battle

Ha! Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, has a little secret .. . .
She lovees the knife . . and like anyone else who has done it more that twice . . .. . she's denying it.
Fergie has told the world that she has not had any type of plastic surgery. If you remember the "Hey Mama" video and her notorious "Booty Shake" she has a very, very flat ass. But now, if you look at the "My Humps" video . . she has anice little thang poppin up. .. Whats up with dat Fergie?
Anyway, her butt is not the issue here. Her face, nose and lips are all being named as "plastic". You can see for yourself.

Excuses

Okay, new me and new rules.

Since I'm in school and school comes 1st, I can't update my blogs EVERYDAY like I use to. So, i'm only gonna update it twice a week. Monday and Saturday. I will have tons of stuff to keep you busy, so dont worry about being bored.

Every once in a while I'll update it during the week. but dont expect it no time soon. So, whatever skank-wads and wads- of skanks. I'm back.

Kanye Concert

The Kanye West concert is tonight and I'M NOT GOING!!! I'm kinda mad, but not really. I had $275 to buy a ticket, but all of the tickets are REALLY CHEAP. I want to be front row, with a backstage pass. They didnt have any for sale. HOW QUEER!! So, I guess I gotta wait.

blah, blah, blah, I need new clothing, shoes and a hair cut before I ever be seen in public in front of greatness like Kanye. He's somewhat of a temporary idol to me now. Last year, I worshiped Omahyra Mota . the year before that I was crazy about Lil Kim and Heatherette. My idols come and go like a free hoe at a motel.

Must Have!!

Paris and Drunko-Starvo

Paris and her Greek drunk "Something-Something- Starvos" at the XBOX-360 party. Paris looks a bit down, I dont know why . .she's just getting a taste of her own medicine. Her "pal" Tara Reid has cleaned up her act. No more drinking . . . . . WTF!!! She's on a dry spell, but not long I suppose. Its nothing like a white girl with a bottle of booze on a saturday night.

How to Make Sickly Sexy

Prime example . . Nicole Richie. She's so anorexic and fine!! What a beautiful combo!!!!

Back Then . . . .

Here's Nicole Richie her senior year at high school. Maybe this could prove to everyone that she's not anorexic. Look at her neck. "I've always been this skinny, the drugs and the rehab made me bigger". Yeah, she's totally "clean" now.

Tacky Tacky Tssh Tssh

Britney out and about in L.A. looking like a redneck with new money. rumour has that Britney and Kevin was separated a couple of weeks ago. He was out parting and doing other crap. Brit got mad, canceled most of her joint credit cards with him.
HAAAAAAAA!
But they got back together, and he's spending all of Britney's money . . but they're doing it together. . . and thats what counts. I think . .

Hollywood Disaster

MTV's Laguna Beach star Talan is now dating the fashion train wreck Kim Stewart. To make matters worse .. . They're engaged. Now I love Kim Stewart and Talan, but Paris Hilton's fingerprints are all over this one And Paris can either Make or Break them she's such a MEGA-Slut. . . Hey . . I just got an Idea . . . I'm going to start a new game about Hollywood couples. "Make or Break" them.

Mean Girls

Lindsay and Nicky at the Dolce & Gabanana party. Rumour is, Lindsay wanted to date Talan from Laguna Beach, but Paris Hilton hooked up her bestfriend Kim Stewart before Lindsay got a chance to snatch him up. How bitchy that was, right?

Update BITCHES!!!

My site is under a little re-invention, like Madonna and Botox.
Yes, I'm coming baaaacck!!! Starting friday, I'll have a whole new look, new gossip to talk about and more. I can't give away the surprise, buts its going to be HAWT!!!!!


Wake up . . I GOTTA NEW TRAY FILLED WITH CAM'CAINE!!!

Lil Kim: Jail Bait Icon

Lil Kim wants my fans to show her love . . . send cards, pictures, blah blah blah, Tampon's, dildo's WHATEVER. Holla atcha girl. Oh, she's on the cover of the Source Magazine and her album got 5 mics(which is very, very, very good)
Kimberly Jones / 56198-054FDC
PHILADELPHIAFEDERAL DETENTION CENTERP.O. BOX 562PHILADELPHIA, PA 19106

Shut Up Bitch!! love that song.

No, No No Noooooo!

Fergie has braids. Someone is a bit confused. She's trying to pull a Janet Jackson "Poetic Justice" look which died in the 90's. Pick a race and stick with it bitch!


(Note: Im a hardcore BlackEyedPeas fan, therefore, I can say what I want.)