Big Momma Britney

Today was Kevin Federline's daughter(with Shar Jackson) birthday. Here's a pic of Big Momma Brit playing Big Step Momma. I really wonder what will her child look like . . . . Will it be more Britney or Kevin?? Ewww. i wonder what would JT and CD's kids would look like. . . . .

Good News!!

I saw a dead cat in the street today! . . . . . I never liked that fucking cat . . . . . . I'd always throw hot water on it to get it away from my house. it was really irratating. And you know what FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU PETA!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I had to get that off of my chest. Anyway, its dead! ha! But, that not all of the good news.

Today is August 1st, which is means I have 5 days left to find something to wear on saturday who is August 6th, which is also the greatest day in the world. (no, not the fact that Rick James died on it) Its my BIRTHDAY!!!! LETS HAVE A PARTY BITCHES!!!

But you know what, I feel like im too old for parties. i mean, I am turning the BIG 18. .. . . (Im soooooooo fuckinh old, its sad).

So, im trying to decide what should I do. . . . . . . its a saturday . . . . . . .. its my birthday . . . . . . . and im gonna be around friends . . . . . . . . .

I still can't think of anything to do. but hey, this is just day one. TRUST ME, the days are gonna get worst until 6th. I know this. It happens every year. Nothing will go as planned and the whole day will be gay.

CRAP!! I gotta find some new shoes cuz my Air Force Ones are looking ah-bit yellow-ish. So, anyways, i'll holla 2morrow. Loves it!

Kelly O Tells All

Its reported that she claims "Anyone that's on top and is a blonde-bombshell is on dope". "I know because I did drugs with them."I guess she's tired of people clowning her about being a druggie. THAT'S IT KELLY!! STAB THOSE BITCHES BACK!! or whatever Sharon would say. So, Here at DDCW we want to find out what blonde-bombshell's Kelly is talking about. The Blonde chicks she hangs out with when she's in the states are:

Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
That guy from Heatherette "he does have a drug history"
Nicole Richie? "I wouldn't really count her as a blonde"
She's also been seen with Jessica Simpson on a occasion or two.

So, I guess that's the list for right now. I'll have an update pretty soon. This is a very serious situation we have here. . . . . . . SIKE!!!!

Lindsay's Home

She's back from her vacation and looking okay. I heard that she didn't go to her premiere of Herbie:Fully Loaded cuz her folks finalized the divorce. Somehow, that's suppose to be funny . . .

Who's that guy?

Look at that dude in the background. he looks like he has to pee or something. . . . . . . . . ..

Anyway its Ashlee Simpson at the premire of Dukes of Hazzard. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! who made thst dress?? Heatherette??!! GROSS!!!