Friday, January 06, 2006

Ralph Lauren is G.A..Y



I hate these Ralph Lauren Polo Boots. its "officially" the worst gift I EVER BOUGHT!!! before I could even look at the box, it had a HUGE gash on the side of it. Dropping its style value with me. Then . . I discovered the worst fucking thing possible . . . A HUGE SCRATCH on the front and back of the boots!!! A FUCKING SCRATCH on BRAND NEW FUCKING BOOTS!!
I thought I was gonna DIE!!!

So, I called my friends and told them I WAS NOT going out unless I had another pair of boots. the thing that grossed me out the most was I paid $219 on some Ralph Lauren Boots . . . True. I did feel a bit disgusted when I bought them, but they were only $219.00. . . . Its was SCREAMING "Buy Me!!" "Buy Me!!" so I did. I bought them, and they turned out to be the gayest pair of boots I've ever seen. Turns out that the guy in the store knew my best friend, and gave me 2 extra pair.
So, I cant complain . . I'm putting them up on EBAY for $300 each, just to get some quick cash to blow in 6 minutes online or something.

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