Breaking my Pockets!!!

Okay, anybody that knows me knows the fact that I love CellPhones!! I can't think of anything else but the latest in cellphone technology. So, this is just a model of what could be.... my next orgasm. meet the Motorola Razr Slider.... its Bitch'n!!

Exclusive: Paris and Paris Spilt!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... She's avaliable. I guess she found out he was gay or something. he looks pretty gay to me. A guy named "Paris"......... hmmm.......
queer.

Star Trek Dude Dies

The Star Trek dude that played "Scotty" died today. I know Im late with the news but I didnt think it was that important.

Thought of Today...... 7/20/05

I remember in middle school when we had to an essay on a major event that happened in the U.S. I didnt want to do any wars or anything of that nature. So, I studied the Rise and Fall of Disco and Studio 54. I got a B on my 4 page essay. How Gay!! So, lets take a moment to remember all of those people who died from Cocaine, Poppers, Pre-X, and anything else they cooked up downstairs. "Cheers!"

Boning Material

OMG!! Jack Osbourne is getting fierced ladies!!! He's lost tons of weight, he's soooo gonna make the family proud when he falls back into his old habits. Just kidding!! I love the Osbournes, I have the DVD!! Kelly's new CD is okay. I haven't heard it, but I havent HEARD of it either. so, I assume it didn't flop. Cause X-Tina would be all over that.

Who???

Im sorry if I may come off as a "genius" to some... But who is this chick? I mean, I heard that her husband cheated on her and she was suppose to play in some kind of English play... Oh, its that girl who Jude Law cheated on. Well, if that happened in America she would have chopped off his balls and hid them in Central Park. So, its best if they stay in England. Then I heard that her manager gave her the night off. NOT IN AMERICA!!! Tons of women get cheated,beat, and robbed and they still through hell at their 9 to 5. They have it easy.... not England, but the famous. (Note to anyone British, I do not mean to say or do harm by any of these comments. I understand you all are devastated by the fact that you had a bombing. So, don't take this to heart.. SUPER!!!)

Seacrest comes out

Ryan Seacrest is the man you picture when you think of the word "Metro", "Homo" and "Stylishly Plain". I mean what is a man without his labels!! Anyway, I'm holding out on you guys. I read that Ryan Seacrest is coming out......... in 2006........... with his own fashion label!!! What didyah think he was gonna do, say he was gay or something!? No! anyway, he wants everyone to wear his plain little button downs and his plain little tank tops with plain little pants. The only person I know who has signed up for this massacre is his dear friend Ellen. You know Ellen right?? That lady thats boning Portia de Rossi!Yeah, I thought you knew her. Loves it!!

Im Not Gonna Do it!!

EVERYBODY ELSE is covering the Jude Law story and I choose not too. Its too "New York" for me to do so. I dont actually know what happen therefore I can't create a rumour nor a lie about any of it. I dont care for English gossip, its like trying to fuck a drunk Elton John with no hands. Silly!!

Master P,Lohan,Duff 3 WAY!!

Can you fucking imagine Master P boning two little white girls? Well, dream on you dirty, dirty pervert!! the 3 will be making a flim together and I dont actually know what its gonna be about.
The film title is leaning back toward "Lost Girls", rather than the original title of Alex McAulay's book.
The studio originally avoided Lost Girls because of ABC's Emmy favorite Lost, but now they're a little less fearful of audience confusion.
Meanwhile, rapper Master P is scraping for a role in the film. He may be best suited for the role of camp guard, but we're all gearing up for a Lindsay vs. Hilary vs. Master P fight for soundtrack inclusion. And we all know how much Lindsay values listening to her own music in her pictures!! Such a slut!! Loves it