Nicole is Barefoot

I know she has shoes. . . . . Well at least she's not in a public bathroom.

Paris Gets Sued

She's getting sued by that dude she was knocking up's Ex-girlfriend for the only harmful thing Paris could ever do to anyone . . . . . . . Slander!! OMG!! What chaos!! What Drama!! Oh No. .. . . Not Paris Hilton and slander!! Here comes trouble!! Ha.

Mary-Kate gets Greek

Mary-Kate Olsen gets knocked up by some greek Billionaire dude and now she's dating him. How cool are the greeks now . . . I mean first the Olympics and now our beloved Billion dollar party sluts.!!
Greeks are the must have accessories for this summer!

But Wait... Mr. Urban Outfitters !!! . . . . . You can't make any harmful t-shirts about them!! So, . . . . no shirts like"Alabama is cleaner than Greece" or "Im greek and have money, so, I'm bone'n a American!"
Its just not cool you guys! lol.

Beat on the Brat

I had a dream that I kicked the shit outta this whiny racist fag named Jesse. He was a pop star and I was a major clothing designer. I had to size him up and I notice that he was a little short in one major area. I threw a few jokes about his small package and he got up set. Then, he started to do like these gay ass karate poses. I laughed and charged at him. So, Britney Spears is un-pregnant at the moment and is begg'n me to stop stomping the fuck outta him. So, I stopped and smiled and said. "Rip her to shreads"!! . . . . . . . . Whatever the fuck thats suppose to mean!! Then, I woke up and turned on my ipod. . . . . . How strange that was.. . . . . . I dont even know what I meant by "Rip her to shreads". .. .. . . Could it be that ol' Blondie song I use to like? ? ? ? I dunno.