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Looks like "Mama Tina" got some work done .. . .She just scawls. . .never smiles, no grin .. .just. .. blank.

Eminem Beats in The Bathroom

WXYZ (sounds fake) reports on their local news website that a man named Miad J. claims he was punched in the face 4 or 5 times by Eminem Thursday night:

Miad says he was in the men's room, using a urinal next to Eminem, when another man entered the men's room and started to talk to the rapper.
He says one of Eminem's bodyguards told the man to be quiet. Miad says he then asked the bodyguard to ease up on the star struck man in the restroom.

"Eminem got done and boom," Miad recounts. "He started swinging."

I hope he washed his fucking hands.. ..that's just gross. . . Yall know Eminem is HOMOphobic. . .why would you want to carry a conversation with a dude while he's peeing anyway??

Paris Hilton @ TRL

“I haven’t accepted money from my parents since I was 18. Sincethen, I’ve worked on my own. I lot of my friends still don’t have a job andthey live at home, and have to ask their parents for everything. It feelsgood that I don’t ever have to depend on a man or my family for anything.

She added: “I’m definitely a workaholic. I love it. I think it just runsthrough my veins.(she loves cum rushing through her veins too) My great-grandfather was a bellboy and had a dream to do a hotel chain, so I think I get it from him.(She had dreams of becoming a hoe, and is very successful now)

Paris’ estimated income for last year alone was $6.5 million. Who knew you could earn 6.5 mil. . .just by sucking dick on video and humming on a cd for a few hours. . I guess I should give the bitch her props. . .

JT Is/Was a Druggie

JT Performing with Timberland in London . .

In an interview with the Observer Music Monthly magazine Justin Timberlake admits to taking drugs."The drugs that I do have been done in my own private time. I've never been arrested... though that's not to say I won't.

"I've done way too many drugs already. I've already inhaled and I've already - who knows...?"

He also thinks heroin is less addictive than cigarettes.

"Some drugs haven't been legalised because it will ruin the other drugs, like nicotine and tobacco."Nicotine is more addictive than heroin. I'll leave the preaching to the preachers - my grandfather is a preacher - but I believe that you don't do anything to excess.

I bet he pops X pills and smokes weed on the tour bus. .. Then again, this is "Justin Timberlake". . .Maybe he's taking Flinstone vitamins and thinks he's doing the "dirty deed". . .he's lame ass hell. .

Linds'o @ Prada Party