Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Mr. Stupid



Okay . . your married to a semi- hot spanish bitch right?? and then you fuck a white girl . . wait. .. you tried to fuck a white girl and just because you didnt pay for her trip to Cancun . . she screams rape.

so, since your semi-hot wife doesnt want to leave you (which is a sign of her being smart) you buy her a ring thats worth around. . . i dont know . . half of asia .. to make it all better. .

Now Kobe, you thought that was the end right?? WRONG. . she's a woman and women have plans for men that cheat. She gave you the "classic" pay back. . . she's a PREGO.

You've knocked her up and now you have another kid to pay for if she decides to leave you . . thats why I want to name Kobe Bryant "Mr. Stupid of 2006".

Jolly Green Giant



Look at this big bitch. I love Serena Williams .. . she can beat any chick in Tennis ... she looks better than her older sister and she would probably kick my ass if we ever crossed paths.

But rumour has it . .. "She smells like a big old man after sex" . . . WTF?? A "big old man", geez. If I wanted to fuck a "big old man" I'd call John Goodman. Thats what she gets for only dating white men.

HA! Whore!

but i'm sure that wont happen, i try to stay as far away from "Giant, masculine dykes" from the west coast. she cant deny it, she's thick. But white people call it "fat" for some reason . . .
NO, Kirstie Alley is fat . . Anna Nicole WAS fat. Thickness is only for women of color, unless your Mariah .. who is a walking question mark .. . but thats another story.



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