Sadness!!!

I cant believe it .. .. this cant be real!!! STOP SMOKING NICOLE!!! STOP SMOKING!!!!

I cant believe she's gon back to the rock . . .Well, her album will be released either fall or late summer of 2006 .. . . hopefully she's not dead by then. And I mean that witht the highest respect

.. because word on the street is .. "All of Nicole's friends have been telling her she should do something with her weight, its too crucial at this moment" . . . I wonder if she's listening to any of them.

Clown-Slut-Whore

. . .While watching this bitch on American Idol, I laughed so hard . . I almost died from lack of air, Im not fucking kidding. . . this bitch is hilarious!! lol! I just wanted to dig my finger in her face just to see how deep was her make-up!!

I mean, who did her face like that, really?
Ray Charles? Scooby Doo? (lol)
You know what, I bet she went to Macy's . . . . Yup. That's it. This boney bitch went to the mall to get her make-up done.

SCANDALOUS!!
Anyway read this:

Crystal :: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy :: HEY!!!!!!!!

Crystal :: You need me to explain anything? HEY, WHAT'S UP PEOPLE! [Waves hello with both hands.]

Simon :: Yes, the tan.

Crystal :: Okay, um, my name is Crystal. Um, I just turned six-

Simon :: No, I wanna hear about your suntan.

Crystal :: Okay, I'm singing "And I'm Telling You" by Jennifer Holliday.

Simon :: No, no, no. I wanna hear about your suntan.

Crystal :: Oh, my sun tan? ...I go tanning?

Simon :: Nooooooooooo!

this was a fucking classic.

Homeless Person

. . . Oh, Its just a pregnant Gwen Stefani looking like hot lesbain trash . . . but I love it cause most of that shit she's wearing cost more than a condo in Miami.

Paris Says No

Playboy offered Paris F'N Hilton an "unmentioned" amount of cash to pose nude for PLAYBOY MAGAZINE 2007 . ..

Paris denied the offer stating that she's to "classy" for the crapazine. Are you fucking serious?? I'm soooo shocked!

I cant believe she's denying the fact that she's such a great dancer . . let alone, a singer/actress . . .. I mean .. .Come on People!!!

Give this slutty rich bitch her right to be herself . . .a talentless whore who loves to tease guys that probablly could have her killed if they really wanted to. . . .Hint Marilyn Monroe. ... .