You Got It Like That

Skateboard P. release for his new solo album is coming up soon. I can't wait. Its just something about The Neptunes that just has it.
But if your a fan like myself you should know that of course The Neptunes make hits, but do they sell?
The Neptunes-No way.
Kelis-Hell No.
Clipse-Nope
Slim Thug- Almost
Snoop Dogg-Yes. But its because he's Snoop. He has fans from waaaay baaack that would biu anything he puts out.
But the Neptunes sometimes dont even go Gold. which is sad because every hit they produce comes out hot. Its actually the best song of that year. But why dont they sell? Hopefully Pharrel can break this spell with the new album "In My Mind".

Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. BUY IT!
oH And Check out the the SHOOOOOOOOOEEEEESSSSS!!! Crunkness.

EXCLUSIVE INFORMATION

Paris Hilton says Playing the Violin is G-A-Y.

This is what she said when asked about her future album:
I'm not going to be onstage playing the violin. That would be gay." And true to hip-hop form, there's a battle track called "Jealousy" where Paris airs her Beverly Hills beef with former pal Nicole Richie. "I don't even know what is happening with us," Hilton says. "I hope she doesn't get mad when she hears it."(Source: Page Six)
Word.

There you have it. Paris Hilton is officially going Gang-sta on her new album. Can we see the favor returned by Nicole Richie? Will it end like Tupac and Biggie? Or will this just be another sad moment in music history??? Lets sit back together and watch these skinny bitches scrap it out.

Cracking The Plastic

I havent bought Madonna's new album .. But I can tell you its a TOTAL HIT!! I love a total of 2 songs on the WHOLE CD!!! Its a Grammy winner I tell you!! buy the cd! buy the cd!!


A word from the creator, Cameron W.
Whats the deal madonna? Why are you into purple and pink this year? Trying to contact me through tv, ay? Well, Madon-ester My label wont be out anytime soon. So yes, its offical .. . you can wear Pink and purple . .. but not too much now, I want to be able to cash in on you before you find out that you look like a total granny whore!

XTina Wedding Pictures

Not everyone has these pictures.. so. Whatever.

I didn't know the X-TINA loves Kosher .. . hmm. you think you know people.

GWG:Latino Edition

This is the newest edition of the Guess Who's Gay topic!! Now, you all know I don't like to put anyone out unless I have enough evidence. So now . . I guess your wondering what celeb has released "too much" information. . . Well . . He is a male .. He has released a new album . . And he was apart of the "Latin Explosion" in the beginning of the new millennium. its not fucking rocket science .. its gay ass Ricky Martin!!!

In Blender Magazine Ricky Martin talks about being single and having "treating someone like a lady should be treated".
~notice the way he talks, he never says she or he . .. . Only gay people talk about having sex with another gay person like that .. . Its sooooo the gay code~
Here's the interview

In an interview with Blender magazine, Ricky Martin opens up (as much as Ricky opens up) about his sex life, and how he spices up bath time.

"I'm open to everything," Martin says. "There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."

Asked about his last one-night stand, he says, "We met, we did it, we left. I don't know if we're going to meet again." What would an ex-lover say about him?

"That I'm the love of their life!" says Martin, who hedges his pronouns before becoming more gender-specific. "I'm the best man that they've ever had, a gentleman who treated them like a lady."

Can you say I'm Gay in spanish . . Ricky Martin sure can!

Retirement With A Bang

Our fowled mouth "Gargoyle" Kelly Osbourne has offically retired from the family business. She recently annoucned it at her birthday bash that Paris Hilton's drunko boyfriend crashed.

Um . . Kelly I have a message for you from that girl you bashed in the newspaper because of her boyfriends action at your retirement/b-day bash.

Wow Kelly! Your make-up makes you look like a total fat reject dyke . . . with a hint of drag queeness!!!
Sounds hot. Loves it! (From Pink_Goddess)
AAHHHHHHHHHH!! Sorry Ozzy. don't mumble at me or anything. . .

Fergie's Battle

Ha! Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, has a little secret .. . .
She lovees the knife . . and like anyone else who has done it more that twice . . .. . she's denying it.
Fergie has told the world that she has not had any type of plastic surgery. If you remember the "Hey Mama" video and her notorious "Booty Shake" she has a very, very flat ass. But now, if you look at the "My Humps" video . . she has anice little thang poppin up. .. Whats up with dat Fergie?
Anyway, her butt is not the issue here. Her face, nose and lips are all being named as "plastic". You can see for yourself.