Monday, July 11, 2005

Paris Hilton: The Mother


Paris claims she wants to have at least 2 kids around the age of 26. "I want to become a young mother, like my mom". I can see Paris as a caring mother of two. Walking down the Sunset Strip with her 2 daughters wearing matching Prada shades and hot pink tanks. Dancing on all the tables in America screaming "That's Hot" and "Loves it"! What a nightmare!!! Gaw!!

Nicole Richie... Mr. Burns??


Whats the deal Nicole? Its like your dying or something.. are you trying to make a point? Gaw!!!! She's starting to look like Mr.Burns on some major crack. I wish she would gain her weight back, I really need her as a muse if I'm gonna become the next John Galliano.. I wonder what she's about to buy. Maybe the new LV bag.Some would should just scream out "Your TOO skinny bitch, eat some pork chops and beans for the love oF GAW!!!"