Kate Moss Doesn't Snort

Kate Moss won substantial libel damages on Wednesday over a Sunday newspaper's claims that she had collapsed in a cocaine-fueled coma.The paper's article, headlined "Kate in Cocaine Coma" and tagged a "showbiz exclusive,"The story had alleged that Moss, had "collapsed into a coma and had to be revived after taking tons of cocaine" in Barcelona in June 2001." What a party that was!
I wonder why I wasn't invited, I like to lie about taking drugs . . . . . or do I . . . . . ? ?

OJ

OJ Simpson is in the news again and not in a good way again. He's been stealing DirecTV signals with two "bootloaders" at his home. Of course, Simpson denies it, claiming he was not living in the house at the time, though DirecTV says "the evidence is overwhelming." Sound familiar? And a judge has ordered Simpson to pay $25,000 to the satellite service. Like that'll happen.