Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Major (Future) Updates!


I gotta Major Update coming up this Thursday . . maybe before then . . who knows . . . so, yeah . . do whatcha do best CHECK OUT THA ARCHIVES!!! I'll be back on thursday with more drama,gossip, and bitching!!

Also, I will have (2) new "GhostWritahz" talking bout. . what eva tha fuck they want. . . So, i'll catch yall then, holla back.

There is a GAAWWWD!! pt.2


Nicole Richie has parted ways from her druggie (boy) friend Steve-o. . . ."I called her like 3 hours ago, and usually she would have been returned my calls but she hasn't". Steve-O is coming off really strong as a "psycho killer stalker" and hopefully Nicole can have her daddy pay the LAPD to lock his punk ass up . . .

Don't Try and Hide It


Jello. . Ms. J.Lo . . .

Now, since "Hollywood" has gon all "Hollyhood" with the ass surgeries . . .Lip injections . . . . interacial flings . . ..and sudden "pop" influenced Hip Hop t.v. shows. . . I can now say we are officially one . . no more gay ass separation of the races, we are as together as Eddie Murphy and Johnny Gill.

Crabby


What the fuck was Patti LaBelle thinking about when she put on this outfit??

Patti LaBelle: "Hmmm child . . . I think I want to wear the red one honey . .

Stylist: But .. but Ms. LaBelle. . you'll look like a giant, red, cra-

Patti LaBelle: DIVA! Now, put it on me darling. . before I fire your ass . . and then you'll be . OOOWWWNN YOOURRR OWWNNN!!!!!