Drana Of The Week: Naomi

The New "Naomi" Cell from BLOATOROLA. .

"Now you can scold maids and assisants in style"

This bitch knows she's faking. . if Naomi hit me with a BlackBerry . . Naomi would have got hit with a RAZR, up and down her face.. . No joke.I love Naomi, and she's the crunkest bitch on the block. . . other than Omahyra. .

She doesnt take shit. . and I BET that assistant of hers was talking SOOOO MUCH SHIT TO HER . . cuz she prolly thought Naomi wouldn't do anything because of her fame and rep. . . But I guess Naomi proved dat ass wrong.

Loves Her!!! CRRRUUUNNKK!!!

Paris Hilton "Queen Whore"

I use to like Paris. .. until now. . . She recently dissed Nicole in a interview in ELLE magazine .. She's such an attention whore. . .

She (Nicole) cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don't care about her."I've been best friends with her since I was two, but when I brought her on to my show, she got very jealous and turned on me for no reason."She's not the same person any more.

I never want to speak to her again - ever.""It breaks my heart. She was my sister. She was the funniest person to be around and then she let the fame go to her head. On making another season of The Simple Life:"They want to do it with just me, but we're both under contract together.

She has nothing else so she really wants to do it, but I don't."On Nicole using her name for her book The Truth About Diamonds:"It's really pathetic that she needs to use my name to sell something because she's obviously not enough."

I think that Paris is trying to stirr up some drama before her album comes out, just so she can have sales... She's such a slut, she's just mad that Nicole showed everyone her sextape at a party. .

Get-Crunk With Lohan

Alright, EVERYBODY on this earth should know I love Lindsay .. because she's bitch'n and CRUNK!! and since I just found out that she roasted a bitch for leaving a blonde string in her chicken salad, I love her MORE!!!! She's willing to play Wonder Woman. . and I feel like that's her breakout role.(LETS KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED)

She shouldn't have to sleep with A-list actors to finally get noticed as a serious actress. . .Plus, sometime soon we will be crowning a new Teen Queen .. so now, Lindsay shouldn't have to take these lame ass Disney roles she's been getting. ..(loved Mean Girls).

Anyway, let the big girls play hard ball and leave the kid games/shows/movies/toys/clothing/and music videos ALL to Raven Simone.. . she's a lesbo anyway.

Don't Phunk Wit Her Botox. . She'll Cut Yah

Black Eyed Please. . . I love this plastic bitch . . Is she %100 white?? I mean, she has a little too much flavor to be some whitebread hoe getting the ghetto dollar. . . .Maybe she's Puetro Rican like J.Lo or invisible like Mariah. ..

I love Fergie, but she should really lay off the Bo-Tox. . Its making her look like she's getting that calcium disease that boy had in that Cher Movie. .

(I know that was wrong.. But nobody remembers that movie)

She's at some backstage give-a-way to the stars thing. . . I wish somebody gave me a ne cell-phone. . The Sidekick 2 is getting kinda gay.

Skeletor's Revenge

Nicole Richie is coming back strong .. I looks like she's gaining a little weight back.. . I mean. . her face is chubby a little .. right??

Anyway, its also been reported that she's hooking up with that sickly bitch of a man DJAM. . The two were caught spending Nicole's money in Mexico this past weekend and celebrating his birthday at Club LAX.

Anyway, The Simple Life 4 is still in production. . Paris and Nicole are still not speaking to each other. . and Nicole Richie is STILL asking little boys would they fuck her if she was a mom . . (tasteless yet, vintage Nicole)

I'm tuning in to watch only Nicole on E!, and hopefully FOX will realize that Nicole needs her own fucking show, instead of having that retarded tan whore pose'n in ever scene.

Pam Anderson Is The New Nicole Simpson

Pam Anderson wants black fans so much that she's fucked 3 famous black men in the year 2006 (Kanye, Ray-J, and Usher) so far. She was at the release party for "ATL Peach Magazine" where she graced the cover, and she was in Kanye's "Touch The Sky". .. All she needs to do now is appear in a G-Unit video and she's good.