The Most Feared Woman in The World

Do you know who she is??

She's one of the WORLDS MOST FEARED WOMEN. ...

Do you know why??

Oh. . .Its nothing important. .

Its just that her uncle is Osama Bin Laden!!!!!

But she doesnt want people to fear her, but only hear her sing. .. .I haven't heard anything yet, but I'm still shocked that a Bin Laden could look this good. .

I mean, Osama was in the top 20 Most Unattractive men on the planet. . . I guessed all of the Bin Laden's were ugly.

But anyway, She's american. .. born in California. . Lived in Europe, resides in Manhattan. She is one of the 300 nieces of Bin Laden and like others of that family wants nothing to do with him . .

(I like her already)

she's even has gone to the point where she changed her last name from Bin Laden to Dufour.. . check out her and her voice on her site http://www.wafahdufour.net/ . .

She's now a CVD Icon. . Just cuz she's a Bin Laden and looks FIEEERRCCEE!!!

5 Head on TRL

Rihanna was on TRL and her forehead is BIG ASS HELL . . . Anyway, she's cool. . I like those pants. . AGAIN.. very 70's like. . . She used the beat from thats 80's song"Tainted Love" which was also covered by Marilyn Manson, Evanesence, and The Cure. Anyway, Check her video out on www.aol.com/music . It looks pretty cool, she should do more video's like this one.

HIGH Fashion

Just some pics I found around the net. . . CVD Icon's. . . Kelis and Naomi Campbell . Crunk n Fierce . . .

The Best Comeback Yet

Courtney Love is coming back. . Harder than ever!!

She's the Queen of Grunge . . And she's about to bring it back and murder that silly bitch called Rock n Roll!! With the help of "badass" Billy Corgan and "hardrock icon" Linda Perry .. .She's gonna fuck some life into grunge music. . . Its been dead for too long!!!

My dedication right now is to bring back the queen of rock and roll, and that's Courtney Love. That woman is brilliant, and I can't allow myself as a music lover and someone who really respects that artist to go down with America's Sweetheart. That record sucked. She knows it. The world knows it. It was a horrible, crap-ass record. [Courtney's] really focused, pleasure to be around, looks great, sounds great, really great ideas, great songs she's written... So rehab was really good.My job now is to make that [Courtney Love] rock and roll record that everybody's gonna love."
- Linda Perry tells MTV News

Dream Match Up

Pharrell is teaming up with Louis Vuitton to design a special line of jewelry(bout fuckin time, bitch). he was selected by Marc Jacobs to team with jewelery designer Camille Miceli for the collection.

Miceli recently styled Mariah Carey for her music video "Say Somethin'," which also featured Pharrell and Snoop Dogg. (My favorite song and now video)

The video was shot over four days in Los Angeles and Paris, France.
Miceli explains the range, "Is going to be jewels with such scale, so large - and of course very, very unique." it should debut in early 2007.

I can picture alot of 80's inspired pieces from this. . . L.V. is aiming straight towards the young urban market. . . and its about fucking time. . .

Giant sized plastic watches with bright colors. . Skate board charms, 4-finger rings and Thick gold chains from the 70's/80's.. . LOVES IT!!! Can't wait.

Color Of Love

Everybody knows I love AirMax. . .I don't care. .

Its not a fetish . .

uugh!! I hate that word. .

its so nasty and greased up lesbian like . .

yuck . .gross me out..

Anyway, So I found this little pic online for you bitches to color and design your own. . using your highly creative minds . .Its just a little project I'm doing . . . send your creations to captain_camm@yahoo.com and I'll post em'.

-CVD

She Did It Again . ..

Britney "Rich Redneck Ghetto Queen" Spears is knocked up. . . AGAIN. . . and sadly, its K-Fed's baby. . . . Her comeback is gonna be sooooo WEEAAKK!!! We have NO pop female leads. ..

Brit was suppose to be the next Madonna .. But she screwed it up by getting screwed by some lame ass backup dancer. .

(that use to dance for her ex-boyfriend. . . can you say BUTT BUDDIES) . ..

Anyway, her skin is getting gay, and she's wearing the fuck outta those tropical baby doll dresses with $3 flip flops. ..

I'm sooo siiick of her Cheesy Chips eating ass. . She's starting to look like she's on welfare. . .

Clean up your act!!!! or XTINA will be here to get ALL OF YOUR ENDORSMENT DEALS!!!

Fugly Slut

YES!!! Paris Hilton should've gotten a "Ugly" award last year because of that stupid ass sex tape she released. Dumb bitch.

Courtesy of Yahoo News
Paris Hilton has won an 'Ugly' award. The socialite scooped up the demeaning prize for the second year running at the 'Good, Bad and Ugly" awards, which are presented to women in advertising.

The hotel heiress received the unflattering prize for her appearance in a burger TV ad for US fast food chain Carl's Jr, in which she washes a Bentley car dressed in a skimpy bikini.

Paris, 24, who has just put her name to a range of mobile video games, was also left embarrassed last year after picking up the 'accolade' for her topless Guess Jeans campaign, which featured her with a large snake wrapped around her waist.

Last year, Christina Aguilera was handed the 'Bad' award for her flesh-baring Skechers commercials. The organizers slammed the 'Dirrty' singer for her suggestive portrayals of a nurse, a police woman and a schoolgirl.

Your a Native New Yorker

hmmm. . so bored. .

it's 1:16 am and I have nothing to talk about. . .

Ooh, do you like this new Kim pic. . I call it "Electrio Disco"

The inspiration was from a old 70's song. . "Native New Yorker" .. from the Studio 54 soundtrack . .. loves that song. .

Anyway. . I've been digging in my musical archives and discovered that I have tons of disco music. .. .

I mean, I don't know how it got there. .. but I listen to 6 hours of it. . YES. 6 WHOLE F'n hours. . . and I got this old Studio 54 vibe going in my head. . . It was crazy. .. I drew lots of designs off of a couple of songs. .

I'll post them later tomorrow. . .

I think I've finally found MY official of type of music... . its been a long ride .. from Hip Hop, New Wave Punk, 70's Hard Rock, 80's Pop, 50's,60's and 70's female leads,Japanese Hip Hop J-Pop, Early West Coast Hip Hop. . . and now Disco.. .

I got alot of listening to do . . But i've been listening to disco for a long time. . I don't know exactly why its starting to stand out more. ..I'm just finding more things I love about it.

its very hypnotic. . . I think the government got rid of it cuz its the only music Blacks n Whites could "boogie" with. . .

Oh my gawd. . how LAME was that. . . "Boogie". . . I must find some dirt/gossip on someone. . I think I'm losing my touch. .

I think I'm getting this N.Y. love vibe because I MIGHT actually go there instead of Japan. . I've been listening to alot more east coast rap, and I feel like I'm from the Bronx. . .

Show's you how bad I want to leave Memphis. . I can't wait until I go. . .

New York Anthem's I've listen to about 983 times tonight. .

"New York Shit" Busta Rhymes 2006
"New York New York" Nina Hagen 1980's
"Native New Yorker" Odessey 1970's . . . ..

I'm loving this vibe, I don't want to go to sleep. . .

Anyway .. always remember. . "Nothing is more New York than a Taxi Cab"-CVD

ITS APPORVED!!

The Sidekick 3 has been approved by the FCC!!! So, its only a matter of time when we will get the REAL release date. . . I can't wait. . . But this other phone has been bug'n me lately. . .

buy me! buy me!! Paris Hilton has me . .Nicole Richie has one. . .Everyone who's COOL has one. . except you. . . aren't you cool cam???

Galliano Is . .

Lord. . . .

Fierce . . .

Crunk. . . .

Crazy. . . .

Gawd. . .

electric. . . .

CRUNK!!!!!

insane . . .

over the top. .. . .

one of a kind. ..

magnifico. . . .

burning . . .

Dior. ..

Don't worry Mr.G .. I won't let you down . .

Feeling All New

Nevermind the new look. . . I just scooped up some CRRRUUNNNKK pics of my FAVORITE DESIGNER's looking fierce!! I don't know where these came from . . But if you know, hit me up bitches!

Karl Ladgerfeld . ."Kween of Black n White"for Chanel

John Galliano "Devil In Couture"-John Galliano+Dior+Dior Haute Couture

Marc Jacobs "The American Sniper"Louis Vuitton+Marc Jacobs+ Marc by Marc Jacobs

Cool huh?

Complex Magazine Bash

I'm not one of the type that say's dumb shit like "I LOVE COMPLEX MAGAZINE, I READ IT ALL OF THE TIME!!!" and really don't . .

BUT . . I'm here to prove to you that I actually DO read Complex Magazine. . and tell you that it REALLY IS a great magazine . ..

Once my email stops being gay .. . i'll post the pics. . .

Anway, Congrats to Complex on their 4th Anniversary!! Keep it up!

Here are some pics of the folks that showed up to the event. .

Milkshake 2006?

If you all are wondering "why does cam have a pic of the wonderfulc Kelis on his site??" . .

Well I'm also a BIG fan of Kelis's. . . I've been down with her since "Saddest Story" back in the 90's . . til now. . .

If you haven't seen her latest video "Bossey", then head over to www.music.aol.com

The video looks like a VERY sexual version of Fiona Apple's "Criminal" . . and Keli's grill is CRRRAAAAZZZZYYY!!! So, go and check it out. . I love her. . .

Fashion Do's

MISSY B DA NAME YALL SHOULD ALREADY KNO!!!!!! I BEEN AROUND LONGER DEN SCARFACE SOLD COKE!!!

I've been a fan of Missy's for a LONG, LONG, LONG time. . Micking her looks, using her slang, copying her moves. . EVERYTHING. She can NEVER do wrong in my book. I'm a big fan of the 80's and Missy has always wore Adidas . . She's crunk, she's energetic. . She's what I'm all about. I can honestly say . . If her and Kanye West had a love child, I'd be it.

Throw-Back Hoe

I remember this freaky bitch . . .She was such a fck'n tease.

B Right Back

Wudddup yall, its ya boy CVD . . I'm gonna be absent for a few days . .maybe til saturday. .Not sure. . . But I will be back soon!! I got alot of college prep to do . .you know how it is. . ..

God Save HollyWood,

-Camvandam

Fan Art

Neptune Girl from the Pw Forum designed this for her favorite designer . . ME.

Thanks Nep, its really fierce!! and Sooooooooooooo meeee!!!!

AHHHHH OMAHYRA!!!!!

U can visit her on her own site http://www.xanga.com/neptunenerd . . its hawt, and She has one of my favorite songs on there.. "Bucky Don Gun" . . .What a CRUNK video that was . .

Hilton Boo'd at Game

Paris Hilton in team colors with her man Stavros Niarchos at a Lakers basketball game yesterday (04.16.06). Paris wore Bryant's No. 8 jersey with her name on the back and when booed she responded by saying, "Nice." ..

lol.

Don't worry Paris. . I got the inside joke. . .

White girl . ..

Bryant's jersey . .

HILARIOUS.

Courtesy of: Yahoo News

Hanging On The Tele(cell)Phone

Nicole Richie and her sickly bitch of a boytoy DJ AM taking a walk around NYC shopping their asses off . .Nicole is looking more healther everytime I see her. .

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. . .

Also, rumour has it that Nicole and DJ AM are back together now .. No word on the two getting engaged again . . I wonder what would their kids look like. . .

probablly a cross between Mighty Mouse and the Crypt Keeper . .

Fashion Don'ts of the Week

"Pam Anderson and the Body Bag"

"Shawn Wayans .. . Man Ugg's . .In the Summertime . . "

Knocked Up AGAIN . . .

I know, I know, Cam your SOOOOOO LAATTE. well. .. I don't give a fuck about NBA star's and their wives until some golddigga writes a tell all book about them . . I kinda sorta dislike Kobe's wife. ..Is she latina?? mexican?? Puerto Rican??

I dnt even know this chicks name...

let's call her AyPapi!

Okay. . Kobe Bryant is seen here with his very prego wife AyPapi! . . They look happy. .. I think. . Kobe hasn't been on the news for raping white girls in a good while . . . . .

I can only imagine that their doing ok.

But You guys. . I see a DIVORCE coming really soon.

I mean think about it. . .

He slept with a ugly fat white girl . . .

AyPapi! forgives Kobe for fucking a fat ugly white girl. . ..

He buys his wife a GIANT canary ring . . . .

She doesn't divorce him. . .

She decides to make him suffer. . .

By staying with him through thick n thin ..

and getting knocked up for the 2nd time. .

Now She's seen EVERYWHERE with him . ..

I give them til . . ..X-mas of this year. . . TRUST ME.. .Its gonna get ugly. . .

She's gonna sue him for all he's got. . and he's gonna play basketball to support his now 2 kids(which means extra money) and his suffering wife AyPapi!

Life is so lovely when your married to money.

ANTM Pics

I'm not crazy for Tyra and the wannabe's . . But I HAD TO WATCH this episode. . . The Krumper's appeared on the show for a "bastard style" David LaChappelle photoshoot. . that acutally turned out good. These two are my favorite. .. .

New Janet

No more depression. . . Bang'n body iz back. . . New Album coming soon .. Duet with Mariah??

It could actually happen. . . J.D(Rat face boyfriend produced Mariah's E.ofM album and is now finishing up on Janets newest album ..

he wants to work with Mariah and Janet both on a possible duet. . . Mariah says "I would love to work with Janet, I loved her everysince "Control"

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH .. . . .

She just dissed yo ass Janet. . . ..

I know you aint go'n!!!!

GIRL FIGHT!!!

Hit My Baby One More Time .. .

"Hit My Baby One More Time"

She's beating the baby because K.Fed won't stop spending her money. ..

what a damn shame. . .

Fergie Knocked Up?

Isn't this bitch too old ot be having kids? Someone that knows someone else that works on Fergie's plastic surgery said that she's only a couple of weeks . . and she's already bragging ..

Well, lets just hope the baby does come out with the same "complextion" as Fergie and her white(*shocking* I know, right?) boyfriend. . . .

I can't really imagine her being pregnant .. I mean who's gonna take her place. . since she's taking Gwen Stefani's place as the token white girl?? OH I ALMOST FORGOT!!!

Pam Anderson!!!

awwwww thaaaatss riiiiggghhttt!!!

I almost forgot this bitch is fucking her way up to the top of urban mountain!!

~see that bitch is really good, I almost forgot she was white~

Well good luck with that, I wouldn't be surpised if Kevin"I really like black women"Federline dump'd Brittney"da baby beater" Spears for Pam "Kanye" Anderson .. . . It wouldn't be all that shocking .. they'll look GREAT together.. don't you think??

CVD + Heatherette = CamVanettte

As some of you guys know. . I have this crazy roller coaster of a relationship with the fashion label Heatherette. .

They recently had a contest on their board.. . and yours truly won!!!

Thank you. . thank you. . .

The rules were "sketch out designs and use the color pink".. .

So I did just that. . . and did it VERY WELL!!!

Now, of COURSE a nice number of folks on the site was hate'n on me. .
Saying my designs were "lame" and had "no point" .. . Okay . . that might have been your opinion . . But who won ? ? ? ? ?. . .. .

Umm.. . . .. . .Geeez . . . I think I DID!!

and so did a few other great people. . .

Sorry about the poor resolution of the pics *sidekick2 camera sucks) . .

But here is a look at the custom t-shirt they sent me. . . I really like it. .. I like it so much I'm not gonna wear it. . its gonna be framed and put up with the rest of my awards . . But thats not a promise.. .

I'm have a poll on Heatherette.com . .People will choose whether or not I wear this t-shirt or keep it as an award . .

coolness!!I know!

I'm such a fucking genius!!!

Neckline

Front1

Front2

Sleeve

Back

Also, I want to say thank you to Richie and Traver for giving me this. . I love it and I love NEW YORK!!! Here's some pics of the little "love letter" they sent with the shirt. . .

FUCK ALL THE HATERS!!! CAMVANDAM FOR HEATHERETTE S/S 07!!!

Mariah Is Crunk

People consider Mariah as being "fat". . . But I don't . .She's thick .. the "thick white girl" . .But techhnically. . . she's not white. . . ..wait. . what is she?? .. . .

Well whatever she is, the chick can blow. . and I've been knowing this for a very, very long time. .Her newest single, "Say Something" hot for her multi-platinum album The Emancipation Of Mimi.. . is one of my FAVORITE songs by her... . Its actually the only song I'll play from that cd. . and now MTV will be releasing the video for our viewing pleasure tonight. . .

But of course, you can view the video at www.youtube.com and www.mtv.com/overdrive ..

Its an amazing video.. They're dripping in Louis Vuitton.. .courtesy of boy Marc Jacobs. . and a cameo from the AMAZING ANDRE LEON TALLEY . . getting crunk on Mariah for having that old ass LV bag in the LV store Paris. . .What the fuck was she thinking. .. lol.

Anyway, overall I think this is the best video of 2006, and I hope the song gets tons of airplay .. don't you just love knowing all of the words to a newly released song that EVERBODY else has to learn . .

Its all about being Crunk and Fierce. .

Love You Mariah. . sorry for calling you MooRiah. . ~oops~

You Like?? I Like!!

Newest CVD.BS.CM sign . . hawt right?? The only thing that makes you wanna stare at it is the fact that the woman in this image IS Lil Kim . . .

Now you can say "WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

Trash

Pam Anderson .. show's her slutty self on my site AGAIN!! This time she's in Las Vegas performing as a "PussyCat Doll" . . ~slutty dancers with no skills~ and She's seen here with the FABB David LaChappelle. ... She's in total skank mode right now. . . and I just LOVE watching her try to be serious for once. .

Hasn't she caught on??

Nobody's listens too YOU!!

FUCK PETA!!!

Plus Pam sounds like a drugged up tranny with glass up her ass.. Who's honeslty gonna say that's attractive??

Eddie Murphy?? hmmm I think so . . .

Funnies

Click to view bigger Pic . . .

Better Than You. . .

Random Nicole Richie Photo's . Just to show everybody that she's better than that hollywood cum-bucket Paris Hilton. .