Tara Drunk . . . .

A bunch of pics are swirling around of Tara, Paris and Paris on a gett-a-way someowhere. nothing new or spectacular has come up. O, the greeks are outraged now. They just saw the Paris "Hoe'tel Heiress" sex tape. I know, I know, their late. But hey, the damge has already been done in the USA. Time for Paris to go international on her back.

Ms.Berry's Dummie

She bought this dummie for like $35,000!! Thats fucking retarded . .. . Maybe she's the dumb one.

How Rude!

I got this picture in a email today. This is totally not funny bitches!!

OOOOOOOOKaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

I guess I wont move over to typepad. It looks pretty funny compared to Blogger. So, Anyway. I have some good news.

My Birthday is on August 6th, which means FUN FUN and SEX. Maybe with someone I dont know, Maybe not. But its gonna happen. Just like last year. We went to this party and thats all I remember. its gonna be INSANE. O yeh,

R&B Singer Maxwell's album has been pushed back cuz he's talking bout gay dudes and shit. its gonna be c r a z y !!!!!!!!!!! so, love it bitch.

Busy Bitch PT.2

Im soooooooooooooooooooooooo sorrrry you guys I havent been online to update the page. I will have a whole new line up by friday. so dont rush me!!! Im trying to decide if I should move over to Typepad.com . . . . . So, Come back on friday for an update!!

Kate Moss Doesn't Snort

Kate Moss won substantial libel damages on Wednesday over a Sunday newspaper's claims that she had collapsed in a cocaine-fueled coma.The paper's article, headlined "Kate in Cocaine Coma" and tagged a "showbiz exclusive,"The story had alleged that Moss, had "collapsed into a coma and had to be revived after taking tons of cocaine" in Barcelona in June 2001." What a party that was!
I wonder why I wasn't invited, I like to lie about taking drugs . . . . . or do I . . . . . ? ?

OJ

OJ Simpson is in the news again and not in a good way again. He's been stealing DirecTV signals with two "bootloaders" at his home. Of course, Simpson denies it, claiming he was not living in the house at the time, though DirecTV says "the evidence is overwhelming." Sound familiar? And a judge has ordered Simpson to pay $25,000 to the satellite service. Like that'll happen.

Nicole is Barefoot

I know she has shoes. . . . . Well at least she's not in a public bathroom.

Paris Gets Sued

She's getting sued by that dude she was knocking up's Ex-girlfriend for the only harmful thing Paris could ever do to anyone . . . . . . . Slander!! OMG!! What chaos!! What Drama!! Oh No. .. . . Not Paris Hilton and slander!! Here comes trouble!! Ha.

Mary-Kate gets Greek

Mary-Kate Olsen gets knocked up by some greek Billionaire dude and now she's dating him. How cool are the greeks now . . . I mean first the Olympics and now our beloved Billion dollar party sluts.!!
Greeks are the must have accessories for this summer!

But Wait... Mr. Urban Outfitters !!! . . . . . You can't make any harmful t-shirts about them!! So, . . . . no shirts like"Alabama is cleaner than Greece" or "Im greek and have money, so, I'm bone'n a American!"
Its just not cool you guys! lol.

Beat on the Brat

I had a dream that I kicked the shit outta this whiny racist fag named Jesse. He was a pop star and I was a major clothing designer. I had to size him up and I notice that he was a little short in one major area. I threw a few jokes about his small package and he got up set. Then, he started to do like these gay ass karate poses. I laughed and charged at him. So, Britney Spears is un-pregnant at the moment and is begg'n me to stop stomping the fuck outta him. So, I stopped and smiled and said. "Rip her to shreads"!! . . . . . . . . Whatever the fuck thats suppose to mean!! Then, I woke up and turned on my ipod. . . . . . How strange that was.. . . . . . I dont even know what I meant by "Rip her to shreads". .. .. . . Could it be that ol' Blondie song I use to like? ? ? ? I dunno.

Hang'n on the Telephone

OMG!! Its Nicole Richie and she's talking on my phone!! Well, the phone I plan on getting for my b-day. Its the new Motorola Razr Black. But, I don't know. I kinda hate the fact that I constantly change my mind and I'm never satisfied with a decision I make. Its like once I have it, I don't want it anymore. Kinda Like Jude Law....Loves it!

Mullet Action

Yes. Its Mr. F with a mullet and Mr. F with a bad goatee. I guess they're shooting some western redneck cop flick.Or maybe its Swat 2.........

Lil' Ashanti

A federal jury said Ashanti owes $630,000 to her first producer for breach of contract. I guess the newest hip hop trend is going to court and paying tons of cash. Like Lil Kim, Ashanti could have faced jail time. Damn! I wish she would have did something more serious like beat a bitch down or stole something!! Now I have to watch more of her videos on BET and MTV!! CRAP!! She doesnt have any dance moves..... all she does is touch her hair and tits.Bur hey, atleast she doesnt lip sing. Maybe she could lip sing if she really knew how to sing.

Back then didn't want me.....

Man, make-up is the new god.

Jessica's Cool

More and more rumours are swirling around about the possible fact that Jessica Simpson could be breaking up with hubby "Mr.Stuck-up".In my opinion, I think he's gay. Only because he gets "whiny" at Jessica for having more fame than he does. He's a 90's has been and can't live with it. Im pretty sure he's fucking some other chick (or guy) while Jessica is on the red-carpet. I hope she leaves his ass and settles with Johnny Knoxville.
P.S. I love that new LV bag, its hard to get. I dont want one, im dude! Bitch!

Pamela Downs the whole Thing!!

"I just swallowed it all up inside" said Pamela Anderson about how she felt when she heard she was being roasted. "I guess I'm at a certain point in life when I'm famous enough to be "dogged out" by others celebs". "it sounds like fun!" I can only imagine who's gonna be there and what type of fucked up jokes they have about her. Its on Comedy Central on August 14.

Eminem not finished

Reports from the rapper's hometown of Detroit last week had sources close to Em saying that he planned to retire following his Anger Management run. He's tired of the limelight, they said. He wants to produce other artists, they said. They even gave a date — September 17, when he's slated to play Slane Castle in Ireland on the last scheduled show of the Anger Management Tour — for his last concert.Not so fast, said the man himself. "When I say I'm taking a break, I'm taking a break from my music to go in the studio and produce my other artists and put their albums out. That's called taking a break for me," Em told MTV News. "When I know my next move, I'll tell everyone my next move. Not some reporter who writes a story about 'This is Eminem's last album.' I never said [Encore] was my last album. I never said anything yet. I don't know what I'm doing yet. Nothing is definite, you know what I'm sayin'? Nothing is written in stone. So, I guess you gay people still have to suffer the lyrics of a broken down white rapper, or from most of his proteges. Loves it! From the look of this Mugshot, I hope he gets back in jail... He's FIERCED!!

Courtney F'N Love

Courtney's daughter Frances Bean was cool with Steven Spielberg's son. He had a bar mitzvah and she wasn't invited. Courtney was drunk when interviewed about the incident. She bashed Spielberg and his movies. lol. A mothers love..... Anyway, guests like burlesque babe Dita Von Teese and actress Josie Marain partied by the pool. That's gay. Her daughter is really cool.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

I'm soooooooooooooo bored!! I could have had tons of gossip for you today, but im tired...... and lame....... and when I'm both, I'm not busy....... When Im not busy, I'm tired and lame. so, its a vicious cycle that im going through at the moment. BUT..... Tomorrow I'll tons of news...... About everything from sing bears to gay Disney characters, k? Loves it!! Anyway, to make it up to you, read that picture above... Its soooooo crazy!

Breaking my Pockets!!!

Okay, anybody that knows me knows the fact that I love CellPhones!! I can't think of anything else but the latest in cellphone technology. So, this is just a model of what could be.... my next orgasm. meet the Motorola Razr Slider.... its Bitch'n!!

Exclusive: Paris and Paris Spilt!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... She's avaliable. I guess she found out he was gay or something. he looks pretty gay to me. A guy named "Paris"......... hmmm.......
queer.

Star Trek Dude Dies

The Star Trek dude that played "Scotty" died today. I know Im late with the news but I didnt think it was that important.

Thought of Today...... 7/20/05

I remember in middle school when we had to an essay on a major event that happened in the U.S. I didnt want to do any wars or anything of that nature. So, I studied the Rise and Fall of Disco and Studio 54. I got a B on my 4 page essay. How Gay!! So, lets take a moment to remember all of those people who died from Cocaine, Poppers, Pre-X, and anything else they cooked up downstairs. "Cheers!"

Boning Material

OMG!! Jack Osbourne is getting fierced ladies!!! He's lost tons of weight, he's soooo gonna make the family proud when he falls back into his old habits. Just kidding!! I love the Osbournes, I have the DVD!! Kelly's new CD is okay. I haven't heard it, but I havent HEARD of it either. so, I assume it didn't flop. Cause X-Tina would be all over that.

Who???

Im sorry if I may come off as a "genius" to some... But who is this chick? I mean, I heard that her husband cheated on her and she was suppose to play in some kind of English play... Oh, its that girl who Jude Law cheated on. Well, if that happened in America she would have chopped off his balls and hid them in Central Park. So, its best if they stay in England. Then I heard that her manager gave her the night off. NOT IN AMERICA!!! Tons of women get cheated,beat, and robbed and they still through hell at their 9 to 5. They have it easy.... not England, but the famous. (Note to anyone British, I do not mean to say or do harm by any of these comments. I understand you all are devastated by the fact that you had a bombing. So, don't take this to heart.. SUPER!!!)

Seacrest comes out

Ryan Seacrest is the man you picture when you think of the word "Metro", "Homo" and "Stylishly Plain". I mean what is a man without his labels!! Anyway, I'm holding out on you guys. I read that Ryan Seacrest is coming out......... in 2006........... with his own fashion label!!! What didyah think he was gonna do, say he was gay or something!? No! anyway, he wants everyone to wear his plain little button downs and his plain little tank tops with plain little pants. The only person I know who has signed up for this massacre is his dear friend Ellen. You know Ellen right?? That lady thats boning Portia de Rossi!Yeah, I thought you knew her. Loves it!!

Im Not Gonna Do it!!

EVERYBODY ELSE is covering the Jude Law story and I choose not too. Its too "New York" for me to do so. I dont actually know what happen therefore I can't create a rumour nor a lie about any of it. I dont care for English gossip, its like trying to fuck a drunk Elton John with no hands. Silly!!

Master P,Lohan,Duff 3 WAY!!

Can you fucking imagine Master P boning two little white girls? Well, dream on you dirty, dirty pervert!! the 3 will be making a flim together and I dont actually know what its gonna be about.
The film title is leaning back toward "Lost Girls", rather than the original title of Alex McAulay's book.
The studio originally avoided Lost Girls because of ABC's Emmy favorite Lost, but now they're a little less fearful of audience confusion.
Meanwhile, rapper Master P is scraping for a role in the film. He may be best suited for the role of camp guard, but we're all gearing up for a Lindsay vs. Hilary vs. Master P fight for soundtrack inclusion. And we all know how much Lindsay values listening to her own music in her pictures!! Such a slut!! Loves it

Collin's Nasty.......

Colin Farrell has a sex tape out, BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! the price is $7,000!!! just to see him perform Karma Sutra. I have a better Idea, how about someone steals it and then post it all over the internet!! That would be grand!! but now Colin Farrell is suing Nicole Narain, the woman he made a sex tape with. Narain is allegedly trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary and profit from the video that Farrell says the two recorded with the agreement they would never make it public. Yeah, right. I thought he was gay.

Nicole Tells All

Nicole Richie is about to become a best-selling author. "Rock and Royalty" is the title her tell all book. its filled with things about her life, drug addiction and broken friendships with celebs. I just hope that she reveals the reason why she and Paris broke up and why she's not eating.

OMFG!!!!!

It seems like i'm hitting the jackpot with careless rumours and gossip!! (who visits this site anyway? lol!) Anyway, I just found out that........ Paris and Nicole will be reuniting together for one last time!!!! well, actually they wont be together. They're filming the Simple Life 4:Wedding Edition sometime next year and both will be filmed separately. HOW GAY!! Anyway, Its all about them preparing to become newlyweds. This should be a spin-off on Nicole's show that WILL become a hit for MTV.(this is just a true-rumour, no confirmations have been made about nicole's MTV show yet). I wonder who would win in a fist fight?? HANDS DOWN NICOLE WOULD KILL PARIS HILTON!!! Now I'd order that ppv.(if it happend)This season for the Simple Life is gonna be HOT!! Loves it!! I hope I don't get sued!!

Back Then didn't want me..... Karl Ladgerfield Edition

I'm kicking off monday very ,very gay if you don't mind. Karl Ladgerfield is a very stuck up, mean, cold hearted bitch. (likewise) My blog for just today will be all about him because we are so much alike and I want to find some weird dirt on him.. Here's a pic of him Past and Present.

Likes Older Women..

The 19-year-old actor met the young beauty in New Orleans this spring (05) while shooting the upcoming horror movie STAY ALIVE - and they've been inseparable ever since.
Muniz's publicist says the teen actor has yet to set a wedding date. Oh, did I mention the fact that his girlfriend is fucking 45 YEARS OLD!!!! lol!!!! It must be my birthday 2day cuz its too good to be true!! I dont really think she's 45, I think this is just an ol' pic of her. OMFG!!

Chanel Rocks

K.L. did an excellent job on this year's Chanel Couture line. All of the models were cloaked with huge, ugly coats which was with-holding the "treasure" on the inside. Ladgerfield said "I felt like Coco Chanel has always been about true beauty on the inside". Who believes this bullshit? Old white women that has no life and tons of cash in their quilted bags. All I have to say is that he's laughing his way to the bank and I'm happy for him.

Alig's Return

The former clubkid of the NYC nightlife scene will be released soon. He's been telling all of his friends different dates so nobody knows actually when he'll be getting out. Shit, he may be out right now. Michael was a club promoter gone retard-o when he got addicted to drugs. He killed a homo-drug dealer by chopping up his body in a bath-tub and disposing the pieces in a box. It was tons of scandal, but not about the murder of course. Basically, he was tricked into getting someone else busted and got himself locked up when he was sober. He had a cult and he gave them geeky names. it was all about fun and drugs, or what his "followers may call" glamour,glitter and blood. Most of the clubkids are either dead because of an overdose or denying the fact that they did drugs. Like, hmmm..... Richie Rich. Someone who was so-called "Alig's assistant". he was a "nurse" at plenty of those hardcore parties Michael had. his job was to give out "prescriptions" to little kids that wore torn up dresses and make-up. Sadly, he's a clothing designer that creates horrible dresses and wearable trashy garbage for celebrity photoshoots. I have to give it to him, he's making major cash off of scraps of cotton and spray-paint. He claims he never "did" any drugs his whole time in NYC. Okay, you where around drugs, you gave out drugs and all of your friends were on drugs... Right, you never "did" drugs, you just did them. I totally understand.

Back then didn't want me..... Pt2

look at Janet Jackson....... She looks very cute, now and then. if only we had a pic of Michael.

Back then Didn't want me.....

Omg!! she looks like a englsih dude back in the 1980's!! FIERCE!!

K. Stewart gave Jack Osbourne a Boob job

Kimberly Stewart (Rod Stewart's daughter) gave Jack Osbourne her implants last weekend. she had them removed only because of "health" reasons (maybe because Paris did'nt want any) and that she didnt want to throw away a pair of perfectly good implants. she signed them and Jack put them in a plaque and up on his wall. I think she's on crack, why not give'm to me?? why?? why???

Boo Fucking Hoo!!!

It seems asif my bestfriend and his mother have gotten into a argument.Neither wants to apologize.... That means I dont have a RIDE for tonights get together!!! I hope everyone cancels cuz I'd hate to be the only one NOT showing up!! I guess I'll relax and watch my favorite music videos over and over again. My favorite music videos are:

Snoop-Drop it Like its hot
Slim Thug-I aint never heard of that
Lets Get Blown
Britney Spears Ima slave
Cassidy Ima Hustler
Gwen Stefani- Hollaback girl
Missy- Lose Control

These are just some of the music videos I like the most.I would post all 200 of them, but I'm eating breakfast. Ha!!

Snoop Hefner

Snoop is officially the Hip Hop Hugh Hefner. He wants us to call him that and I can do that times 20. So, since Snoop is in a desperate need to become a label, I label him as "Snoop Dogg the Has been:". I will upload candid pics of him in his worst moments!!! See Snoop, your already becoming more famous!! Don't worry, he isn't the only has been that's trying to make it. I'll have pics posted of those people as well. Yay!!

God at Play

Here's a pic of Pharrell Williams when he was a bit younger. Its not that old, but I love this picture. I wonder if it was any 4play?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Racist Fag

Did you guys see that episode of Punk'd with that really bitchy white boy? Jesse something..?? Well, I don't like him. I never liked him. He acts tooo girlie, ya know. Anyway, he was talking about how he could have taken the black guy out in the street. WTF? what size is his balls because if he ever talk to me that way, I'd fuck him up instantly.I mean, what can he do Judo, Tae Kwon Do?? But then, when a bunch of angry rednecks and latino bikers come running out he goes and hide in his mini limo. Maybe I should do a GGW Pop Star Edition. I wouldn't have to look deep for those facts. Mario Cantone said it best "If he can sing he's a Faaaaaaaaaaag", "If he can dance he's a Dancing Faaaaaaggot"!! Trust me, I hate using this term but, ah, what the hell
P.S.: I didn't even know he was on the WB. Ha! He can't act either, he's such an ugly kid. damn!.

Busy Bitch

Sorry everybody... I've been pretty busy. I'm preparing myself for this school year. you know how high school is. anyway, I have some news..... Lindsay Lohan has gained weight!! Yes, no lie!!But anyway, i'm trying to decide what should I wear Adidas or Nike this year. Gucci or Male Chanel sunglasses? I'm a senior, I deserve the best!! bitch!!

Slut!!!!

Mariah Carey had a Janet Jackson moment on a German T.V. show after she unwittingly exposed her breasts to a surprised audience when her dress came apart, reports MTV News.She joked: "Someone bring me a jacket or the show's off, we all know how quickly these images can spread around the world." I guess you can't speak to soon. OMG!! She's such a slut. I heard she slept with Snoop and Pharrel just to get a song for her new album....... You know I'm right... I'm always right!!!

Say Something

I love that song buy Mariah. She can't go wrong. "Say Something" w/ Snoop Dogg produced by "god" A.K.A. Pharrel. Mariah is truly on top of the world.....

Love Shack

This is where Paris y Paris sleeps. I wonder whats inside. maybe a bunch of make-up for the two. I wonder if he's fucking her yet. She's acting like he is, but he's looking like he's not. You can always tell if a celeb is having sex, just look at the guy or girl they're with.

I wonder what they are talking about

Paris and Nikki Hilton look very interested in what P.Diddy(Loves it) has to offer..... I wonder how much??