Saturday, September 10, 2005

Lil Kim's Last Shot


Look at her. She's soooo hot! But, her face is getting thinner and thinner. I dont know, I'm starting to think she's addicted to the knife. Anyway, she has her own reality show coming soon and a her album is releasing this month. I bet if she got hit in the face, she wouldnt even feel it.

Helping the Blind



Here's One of the Olsen's. I cant tell em apart. Anyway, she looks like she's blind or something. Like, I dont know. She looks a bit . .. . . sickly. She might want to get that checked out.

Tara the Big Bitch



Why wont she just leave us alone!!! She's a huge drunk low life and her show is about to be canceled!! Gaw!!!

50 Cent's Little Penny


Ha! I guess he's use to this position.

Paris Hilton Looking . . .


Cool. As if she's already #1 on the billboard charts. She's seen her with producer Scott Storch. Storch is known for hits such as "Beyonce's Baby Boy" and "50 Cent's Just a little bit". He's also known to fellow producer Lil Jon as a lying Thief. "Storch stole my style and made it his".

With a harmless face like that, how dare he steal from someone. . . .

Oh, and Paris just bought her a brand new Hot Pink Razr phone. I dont like it very much. But whatever right.

Best Dressed Nobody



Kim Stewart wins "Best Dressed Nobody of the Year". Its super cool! and she deserves it!! She follows all of the trends and puts that "nobody" twist to it!

Natural yeah!!

Plastic Bitch


Victoria Beckham is plastic. She's faker than fake, her skin color FAKE, Hair FAKE, eye lashes FAKE, lips Fake and maybe even her vagina is fake.

Crap

I know I havent been on here in a while, but, i cant do all of these things all at once. i'll try my hardest to have a update by monday. i promise.