Relax

Ahh Yes!!! I feel much better now since I've did my daily "chaos and bitchy"rounds on forum sites I love to create Havoc on. Shouts out to Bolt.com and the good ol' Heatherette forum for making CamVanDam fab!!! Loves it!!! Even though I was banned from the Heatherette forum, I still can post under allias.CVD 4 LIFE BITCHES!!anyway, I still feel a little stuck up though. Omg... Am I turning into Karl Lagerfield!? Nah, if I ever was gonna become 'another' designer it would be P.Diddy. Why you ask, because were just alike. "Super, Black , and Rich.

Where is Michael?

Everybody is talking about is Michael Jackson gonna leave the U.S.? Well, if you all blamed me for fucking children i'll leave too!! But where can Jackson go? I've found 3 super locations where Michael can call home.

France: Its filled with fancy paintings and expensive chocolate. He chill at exclusive clubs and party hard with the locals.

Africa: Michael is black. Well, um... he was at a point. With the way his body is shaped he could fit in perfectly! Maybe even Lindsay Lohan could join him. Get married?? Perhaps? "Loh-Son?? no.... okay.

Hell? Well if you'd put the California in a lake of fire with tons of drama, fast food places and celebs, it could be HollyWood all over again.

Shot of Today.....

Lindsay and Nicole: Til Death They Party Hard!