50's A Thief

He stole the infamous "its ya birthday" from former 2 Live Crew member "Sir Luke" .. . If you think about it. . . . he did use it and didnt give Luke his props . . .. So I say sue that bitch Luke, he brags on his pockets too much anyway.

First Lady

Penelope Cruz is the 1st lady of "Sean John". For those who are major dumbasses Sean John is a very fashionable label ran by Diddy . .
I love this pic, its really professional. But the people in Estee Lauder think other wise.

They pulled a Sean John fragrance ad from the store because it was too "provocative" .. . .

Hmmmm. D&G could have half naked dudes kissing each other in a gym, but Diddy cant have a lady laying across his sweaty black body???

I'm not even gonna jump to conclusions . . . Estee Lauder sucks major ass.

Work Out

Paris Hilton leaving a date with a "colonic" doctor, rushing into the gym next door. . . . I guess this is how a hoe runs . . with bags . . while chatting on the cell.

I must learn how to do this!! God its sooo difficult!!!