Queen Bitch PT.2

Naomi Campbell could have the BEST year ever!! Okay, she started the year off with a few lifetime achievement awards right. . doing shows at fashion week (GO NEW YORK!) and then BAM!! She beats the fuck outtaher assistant again. . .

Now, if you thought that things should be getting worse for Naomi. . . YOU THOUGHT WRONG. .

She had a private meeting with her "adopted" grandfather Nelson Mandela. . . awww

This bitch has now REPLACED Lindsay Lohan and Mariah Carey as the new muse of LOUIS VUITTON !!!


Then, she's on this celebrity cooking show with Diddy and Patti LaBelle (both whom I've wrote strange stories about) . . .

Then because she was soooo FIEERCCCE on the catwalk for the Mont Blanc 100th anniversary show. . . .she's doing next years Mont Blanc ADs .. .

Not to mention she's playing the Devil in a flim coming soon and she's rumored to be in Sin City 2 .. .

I LOVE NAOMI. . . SHE'S ALWAYS KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE UGLY BITCHES UP WHEN THEY TALK TRASH ABOUT HER!!!

YOUR MY IDOL!!!

Pumkin The Dyke

"Pumpkin" the scary bitch from Flavor of Love has been rumored to be a lesbian, a Rosie, a Ellen, a Lesbo, a Omarosa, a Roseanne, or a Dyke if you will . . She's been rumored to have had wild sex with her on subways, public parks, on the set of The View. .You know, MAJOR hotspots for "Dyke on Dyke" action . .

Anyway, she's suppose to be marrying this broad really soon, after that . .She wants to dabb in porn a little. . get a little cash for that . . ummm . .Do a couple of hair commercials . .Here and there . Just positive things of that nature. . . ..



Now, even though she's denied ALL these allegations towards her. .. I'm starting to believe that this bitch REALLY is.. A "hardcore Carpet Cleaner" . .

Just like Dick Cheney's daughter. . . . What a small world!!!!

WOW! You think you know people. . darn.

Thank God. .

I'm sooo happy to hear that Bow Wow and Ciara has parted ways. . . I guess she finally realized that fucking a child was illegal and gross. . . Rumour is . . Ciara saw BowWow with a stripper at a local club in Atlanta. . She then broke it off with him, and he cried.

lol .. Actually that last part isnt true, but what if he did cry. ..wouldn't that make our day? I mean. .. DUDE .. you can't rap, you can't act (dare I bring up Like Mike) and you dumped the FUTURE Janet Jackson for a stripper that does hair, sells pussy and baby sits all under the same roof. . .

Get Real . .

I'm PROUD of you Ciara. . your making progress . . Its even rumoured that Ciara might be the next face for Versace . .