Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The "Hmmm Moment of The Day"


Will we ever see this?

Grostky Little B'otch


Why is it that some nasty, poor drugged up white trash always crash an eventful ceremony?? I mean, if its not Courtney Love. . then its Steve-O. . . .

He pissed on the red carpert at the Oscars . . and stripped! Showed everyone his little penis and sourballs. . . I'm so disgusted with him . . He's like the gayest dude on the block now.

Tyra . .. Big Head Ass Ho!!


Spolier:

The 1st episode of the new season of America's Next Top Model. . . ALL of the models will go BALD!!!! watch it Weds/March 8, 2006 .

UPN should pay me, hell I didnt have to give out the day it was premire'n . . .bitches.

The "Hmmm . . Moment of the Day"



Charlize usually comes out looking "super bitch'n" .. .but it looks like Galliano just wrapped her up and stapled a big ass bow on her shoulder. . . Now don't get me wrong. . I love Galliano. . and Charlize .. .but this dress was too hard to for ME to digest . .. I dont want to clown on it. . .

So I'ma gonna jump on the "Queen of Anorexic Chic" Nicole Richie. . .

Okay, she's thin . .. like a flesh version of a "stick person" . . we all know this .. so, why hasnt she given us a "straight" answer??

I mean YEAH, we know you were on drugs, we know that was one of the MAJOR reasons why you were chubby. .. But I never new you were so thin. .. I mean .. not THIS thin. .

C'mon Nicole. . do it for me!!!! Tell us something!! I mean, you lost your Green M&M endorsment to Pamela Anderson .. . WTF!!!!

And I hate to say it. . . but your letting Paris win . . .she's still a slut, but people have grown to love it. . . and people have grown to love Tara Reid's fucked up boob job . . .

So this is my plea to Ms. Richie. . eat some McDonalds . . a "big mac" or two . . .you cant go wrong. . ..

Kate Monroe





"Cocaine can bring out the best and worst in a bitch"-CVD

Kate Moss finding(found) her inner Marilyn Monroe in this shoot.. These are the best photographs i've seen in a loooonnngg tiiimmmee from Kate!!!

(Keep up the fucking great work)

I wonder who did the shots???

I wish she and David La(my idol) could do a page or three in I-D Magazine . .. It would be sooo crazy/beautiful.

You are a CVD All Star Kate Moss . . . Live it up like one!!

Together Again Pt.2




Nicole Richie and her not so rich boy toy DJ AM does a little "meet and greet" in L.A. .. I sure hope she stays with this dude, what the fuck was she thinking hooking up with Steve-O??
(ohhh druuuugggs .OMG, I like almost forgot about those)

does she have time for a little kiss?? hmmm yeah . ..

how about a hug?? Umm . .sure. . I guess so .. .

How a bout a little "bleep" here, a little "whoo whoo" there? No?? . . . . No time for . . . little awakening?? no??. . . okay . .