MADONNA SAYS WZUP

Damn! More secrets from this bitch?? I thought she let everything out about herself in the 90's . .
Anyway, Doesnt she wish she looked 20 years younger?
I mean check out those arms . . its all "60 year old like" and that old ass hair style.

Farah's doped up!!who wants her fucking hair style? you did know that she's on coke right?

Well anyway too bad.

Look Madonna .. I know your the Queen of F.A.G.Z. but Gwen Stefani has this decade. . . Try again in like 11 more years and you better pray that you still got it like a virgin, bitch.

DARK-SIDED!!!

I love this fat lady. . . She's so cool! "DARK-SIDED!!" "GARGYLES!"(Gargoyles) "SLYKICKS"(psychics) !!! She's crazy! I love her. I think I should devote a site to her or something.

She should have her own reality show called "The Dark Side of Fat Gap-toothed Bitches". I think it would be a hit, don't you?

Go to IFLIM.COM to watch her clips. Or just go to Yahoo Video and type in Trading Spouses. . . her sloppy-obese ass should pop up first.

Holla Back BEEE-AAHHTCHES!!

Back to the Future and Back

Sign this petition to make Nike release these bad boys. Their the Nike High Tops worn in "Back into the Future 2" by a very young Michael J. Fox. I want these and I know you do too!! So sign the petition heffah!! So we can get those little asian kids to make these A.S.A.P.!!!

Jessica and Nick's Last Date

They went to the movies to see . .. . . JarHead. How lovely and romantic.It was kinda stupid for Nick Lachey to take his EX-wife to a movie about a half naked ,sweaty ,buff,dude shooting people with his big, heavy, hard . . machine gun. lol.

I bet since Jessica can't get with her dream man Brad Pitt, she's gonna SCREW either Jared Leto or Jake Gyn-Gyn. You all know its true, she's a freak hoe with a mission.


Holla back BEE-AAAATCH!!

Its O-VAH

Yep. they've been faking the fron the whole time. its over. They announced it earlier and US Weekly was the first to print it. YOU GO BITCHES!!! guess Jessica can now let EVERYBODY know that she's been secretly dating Johnny Knoxville.