Monday, April 10, 2006

You Like?? I Like!!


Newest CVD.BS.CM sign . . hawt right?? The only thing that makes you wanna stare at it is the fact that the woman in this image IS Lil Kim . . .

Now you can say "WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

Trash


Pam Anderson .. show's her slutty self on my site AGAIN!! This time she's in Las Vegas performing as a "PussyCat Doll" . . ~slutty dancers with no skills~ and She's seen here with the FABB David LaChappelle. ... She's in total skank mode right now. . . and I just LOVE watching her try to be serious for once. .

Hasn't she caught on??

Nobody's listens too YOU!!

FUCK PETA!!!

Plus Pam sounds like a drugged up tranny with glass up her ass.. Who's honeslty gonna say that's attractive??

Eddie Murphy?? hmmm I think so . . .

Funnies




Click to view bigger Pic . . .

Better Than You. . .




Random Nicole Richie Photo's . Just to show everybody that she's better than that hollywood cum-bucket Paris Hilton. .

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Queen Bitch PT.2

Naomi Campbell could have the BEST year ever!! Okay, she started the year off with a few lifetime achievement awards right. . doing shows at fashion week (GO NEW YORK!) and then BAM!! She beats the fuck outtaher assistant again. . .

Now, if you thought that things should be getting worse for Naomi. . . YOU THOUGHT WRONG. .

She had a private meeting with her "adopted" grandfather Nelson Mandela. . . awww

This bitch has now REPLACED Lindsay Lohan and Mariah Carey as the new muse of LOUIS VUITTON !!!


Then, she's on this celebrity cooking show with Diddy and Patti LaBelle (both whom I've wrote strange stories about) . . .

Then because she was soooo FIEERCCCE on the catwalk for the Mont Blanc 100th anniversary show. . . .she's doing next years Mont Blanc ADs .. .

Not to mention she's playing the Devil in a flim coming soon and she's rumored to be in Sin City 2 .. .

I LOVE NAOMI. . . SHE'S ALWAYS KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE UGLY BITCHES UP WHEN THEY TALK TRASH ABOUT HER!!!

YOUR MY IDOL!!!

Pumkin The Dyke

"Pumpkin" the scary bitch from Flavor of Love has been rumored to be a lesbian, a Rosie, a Ellen, a Lesbo, a Omarosa, a Roseanne, or a Dyke if you will . . She's been rumored to have had wild sex with her on subways, public parks, on the set of The View. .You know, MAJOR hotspots for "Dyke on Dyke" action . .

Anyway, she's suppose to be marrying this broad really soon, after that . .She wants to dabb in porn a little. . get a little cash for that . . ummm . .Do a couple of hair commercials . .Here and there . Just positive things of that nature. . . ..



Now, even though she's denied ALL these allegations towards her. .. I'm starting to believe that this bitch REALLY is.. A "hardcore Carpet Cleaner" . .

Just like Dick Cheney's daughter. . . . What a small world!!!!

WOW! You think you know people. . darn.

Thank God. .


I'm sooo happy to hear that Bow Wow and Ciara has parted ways. . . I guess she finally realized that fucking a child was illegal and gross. . . Rumour is . . Ciara saw BowWow with a stripper at a local club in Atlanta. . She then broke it off with him, and he cried.

lol .. Actually that last part isnt true, but what if he did cry. ..wouldn't that make our day? I mean. .. DUDE .. you can't rap, you can't act (dare I bring up Like Mike) and you dumped the FUTURE Janet Jackson for a stripper that does hair, sells pussy and baby sits all under the same roof. . .

Get Real . .

I'm PROUD of you Ciara. . your making progress . . Its even rumoured that Ciara might be the next face for Versace . .

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Hawt For Hell




Its official . . Paris "I suck dick" Hilton will play Mother Theresa . . .

YES, YOUR EYES ARE NOT FOOLING YOU. . .

I REPEAT. . .

PARIS "I SUCK DICK . LONG TIME" HILTON .. .

WILL BE PLAYING. . .

MOTHER THERESA. . ..

IN A UPCOMING MOVIE. . . .

Who's the fucking director . . . .Satan?? Why would you pick Paris Hilton to play ANYBODY with class?? I mean. . come'on . . its lame. She's such a whore. ..

If you wanted someone with sex-appeal (for some perverted reason) to play Mother Theresa. . you should've picked Salma Hayek . .

She's PHINE . . .

Not some white hoe with a flat ass and slouchy crotch. Plus . .I heard Paris Hilton has had 7 VD's . . .IN ONE YEAR. .

Has Mother Theresa ever had VD??? Think NOT.

Link to Story:http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=13447

College Is Gay


. . I haven't even graduated from high school yet(MAY 21) and I'm already hate'n life after it. . .

Its sooooooooo much paper work. . . soooooooo much double talk .. . . sooooooo much drama ... Its just SO GAY!! and its SICK-NING. . . . .

I mean, I thought it was really simple. . . get accepted into school, graduate from school and spend your WHOLE LIFETIME PAYING BACK SCHOOL. . . but no . . That's not enough, you gotta draw blood from a FUCKING VIRGIN IN THE NORTH POLE to even get these sons of bitches to look at your GPA!!

its fucking weird. . . I mean, I REALLY hate this. .

THEN!! To make matters even more gay .. Its a fashion design school . . . Why do I have to go through all of this bullshit??? I'm designing clothes not fucking clone'n a goat!!!

I'm not even excited anymore about going. . This horrible experience has taken all of the joy from me, of becoming a designer/buyer. . .

SERIOUSLY. . . .



Lariza's Speaks



I CALLED IT!!! I CALLED IT FIRST!! (CHECK THE ARCHIVES BITCHES. . .)

Here's L.A.riza's story on the the whole Eminem divorce situation . .
Hey, its Lariza and I've been M.I.A for a long time. Didn't mean to, I was just busy and lazy but I'm back with some interesting news.Ok so I was watching simple Life one Eonline last night, when all of a sudden I see something that's scrolling across the t.v and it was about Eminem and it made me laugh.
People in the entertainment industry are just getting divorce from left and right. Like it's nothing.So Eminem decides to get married again with his ex wife in January and now three months later, he filed for divorce.
Could it be that he got bored of the punani or just her? Whatever the reason is, I'm pretty sure it was boredom. Eminem needs drama in his life.Let's face it, without it...he's just bored or maybe she cheated again.
Who knows? I know he married her for his daughter but the marriage failed. And now Eminem joins the statistic of divorced men in Hollywood. Can he find happiness ever again? Well, let's just hope he continues to deliver some good crazy music....It's been a fucking pleasure..See ya..
Honestly. . I think most of the men in HollyWood that are getting divorced now are somewhat . . . I don't know. . . BI. .. and its starting to show. .
A WHOLE LOT. ..So yep.. .
CVD says FEMINEM .. . is very much a power bottom . .

Uggh Moment of The Week

Tough Enough

I would hate to run into this crew. . They would prolly whoop my ass If I were to walk on there block . . Who wouldn't be a afraid of a group of chicks in TuTu's?? . .

Don't let the their sickly bodies fool you, their packin razors, machine guns and pocket knives . .

That itty-bitty one on the right. . She's got super bitch strength . . The tall girl in the center. .. She's really a man. . And her piss is hot like lava. . .

As for the one on the left . . She's the WORST of them all. .. She's got money.. She's got power. . . And she loves fucking in the bathroom while on heroin. .. Hey. . I heard that it REALLY happened . .

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

*Looks of the Week*




I'm loving this Christina Milian look. . its very . ."Beyonce in the 70's". . . and that collar shirt is really tiight. . . She has good taste sometimes. . . I wish she would stop singing and stick with writting for J.Lo and doing movies. . .



Toni Braxton is trying to soooo haaarrrd to come back that she's starting to look like. . you've guessed it. ...

Beyonce. .. ..

She's much, much better than that mic hogg'n hoe and I KNOW Simon from American Idol would agree. .

Recently, Beyonce's dad went all DIVA on Simon. . saying that "Simon doesn't know talent and that he couldn't put together a group that is 100x's better than Beyonce's Child a.k.a. Destiny's Child." OKay GIRLFRIEND, TELL HIM OFF HONEY.

~snaps fingers~ and ~rolls neck~

Funnies



Old School Star Jones. ...What the fuck is she doing with the tiny ass purse???

I bet its packed with snacks . . . .

Ashanti's Camel Toe


. .Of course some of you freak-a-leeks may have already saw this. . . but Its kinda new to me. . . DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Workin up a BLACK SWEAT???

Dis hoe can't sing. . I mean WE ALL KNOW THAT. . but she sure does know how to get attention . .

Now I know why Nelly hasn't revealed that he's gay. . . Ashanti has his ass on P-ZZY LOCKDOWN. ..

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Drana Of The Week: Naomi

The New "Naomi" Cell from BLOATOROLA. .

"Now you can scold maids and assisants in style"

This bitch knows she's faking. . if Naomi hit me with a BlackBerry . . Naomi would have got hit with a RAZR, up and down her face.. . No joke.I love Naomi, and she's the crunkest bitch on the block. . . other than Omahyra. .

She doesnt take shit. . and I BET that assistant of hers was talking SOOOO MUCH SHIT TO HER . . cuz she prolly thought Naomi wouldn't do anything because of her fame and rep. . . But I guess Naomi proved dat ass wrong.



Loves Her!!! CRRRUUUNNKK!!!

Paris Hilton "Queen Whore"

I use to like Paris. .. until now. . . She recently dissed Nicole in a interview in ELLE magazine .. She's such an attention whore. . .




She (Nicole) cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don't care about her."I've been best friends with her since I was two, but when I brought her on to my show, she got very jealous and turned on me for no reason."She's not the same person any more.

I never want to speak to her again - ever.""It breaks my heart. She was my sister. She was the funniest person to be around and then she let the fame go to her head. On making another season of The Simple Life:"They want to do it with just me, but we're both under contract together.

She has nothing else so she really wants to do it, but I don't."On Nicole using her name for her book The Truth About Diamonds:"It's really pathetic that she needs to use my name to sell something because she's obviously not enough."

I think that Paris is trying to stirr up some drama before her album comes out, just so she can have sales... She's such a slut, she's just mad that Nicole showed everyone her sextape at a party. .

Get-Crunk With Lohan

Alright, EVERYBODY on this earth should know I love Lindsay .. because she's bitch'n and CRUNK!! and since I just found out that she roasted a bitch for leaving a blonde string in her chicken salad, I love her MORE!!!! She's willing to play Wonder Woman. . and I feel like that's her breakout role.(LETS KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED)

She shouldn't have to sleep with A-list actors to finally get noticed as a serious actress. . .Plus, sometime soon we will be crowning a new Teen Queen .. so now, Lindsay shouldn't have to take these lame ass Disney roles she's been getting. ..(loved Mean Girls).

Anyway, let the big girls play hard ball and leave the kid games/shows/movies/toys/clothing/and music videos ALL to Raven Simone.. . she's a lesbo anyway.

Don't Phunk Wit Her Botox. . She'll Cut Yah


Black Eyed Please. . . I love this plastic bitch . . Is she %100 white?? I mean, she has a little too much flavor to be some whitebread hoe getting the ghetto dollar. . . .Maybe she's Puetro Rican like J.Lo or invisible like Mariah. ..

I love Fergie, but she should really lay off the Bo-Tox. . Its making her look like she's getting that calcium disease that boy had in that Cher Movie. .

(I know that was wrong.. But nobody remembers that movie)

She's at some backstage give-a-way to the stars thing. . . I wish somebody gave me a ne cell-phone. . The Sidekick 2 is getting kinda gay.

Skeletor's Revenge




Nicole Richie is coming back strong .. I looks like she's gaining a little weight back.. . I mean. . her face is chubby a little .. right??

Anyway, its also been reported that she's hooking up with that sickly bitch of a man DJAM. . The two were caught spending Nicole's money in Mexico this past weekend and celebrating his birthday at Club LAX.

Anyway, The Simple Life 4 is still in production. . Paris and Nicole are still not speaking to each other. . and Nicole Richie is STILL asking little boys would they fuck her if she was a mom . . (tasteless yet, vintage Nicole)

I'm tuning in to watch only Nicole on E!, and hopefully FOX will realize that Nicole needs her own fucking show, instead of having that retarded tan whore pose'n in ever scene.