Vivica Foxx DYKE'N It Up

This isnt here "poker face". . . she really does look like this. . .All that plastic surgery has really fucked up my former favorite black actress up physically . . and getting boned by 50 Cent has REALLY fucked her up mentally. . ..

But at least she's not smoking crack. .. (yet) . . . . and I havent heard about her getting pregnant or getting fucked by any rednecks for an Oscar . .. So the bitch must be doing something good. . .

Hot Child In the City

"Queen of Hollyhood Crunk" Nicole getting wild at some airport. . . with some crazy ass asian fans. . . .(I hear they are the most loyal and cool fans. . .outta all of us) 6/5/06.. .

OOOOOOHHHH I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SHE PUTS ON THAT WEIGHT AGAIN!!!!! SHE'S GON BE SOO F'CKIN CRUUNNKK!!!! Unstopable. ..




Paris has been rumoured to go after the R&B side instead of the "Hip Hop Pop" crowd. . .
Is the hoe serious?? Beyonce, Ashanti, Keyshia Cole and even Nicole Richie's album sales would eat her sch up ALIVE. . . She better be careful .. . she's stepping into very DANGEROUS territory. . . .

Prozac Nation

Jessica Simpson has hit rock bottom .. . . I wouldnt be surprised if she was trying to slit her wrist with a spoon right about now. . . ..

Bad News

Blogger.com is going through some technical problems tonight, I can't upload pics .. and I was having trouble signing in. . . So, hopefully shit will be up and running tonight or later tommorw. . . I absolutley HATE when this sch happens. . . .

EXXXCLUSIVE *The Simple Life 4*

This is why I LOVE NICOLE RICHIE!!!!





TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!

Now Playing

Pharrel FT. Kanye West- #1

I don't really know if I LOVE or HATE this video . . . I mean . . I expected a WHOLE LOT from Hype Williams. . this was sorta a big let down . .

As for the fashion . .OMG!! Check out Pharrel's Metalic Louis Vuitton bag. . Fall 2006!!

Oh and Kanye's Red Vintage Members's Only jacket. . VERY 80'Z!!

The girls were cute . . . Not acting too much or being video hoe's. . (hello, superhead) .. . The scenery was hot, I really liked it. . the sky was beautiful and the clouds were very dramitc. . . Nice. .

Naomi Sells It

Naomi Campbell is selling her Park Avenue duplex. The Post's Braden Keil reports the catwalker is listing her six-room condo for $5.25 million.
The 3,100-square-foot apartment - scene of two separate incidents Campbell had with staff members - features double-height ceilings, three bedrooms, four baths, a library, a large dressing room, and a "floating" master bedroom with a yacht-like teak bathroom that includes a four-person sunken tub. -PAGE SIX

If I only had a vagina. . . some poor NBA player would be mailing me hush money at this very moment. . . DAMMITT!! I NEED THAT DUPLEX!!

Nick Cannon is a Hoe

Well thats something we've always knew. . but we didnt know how GREAT a HOE Nick Cannon really was til today. . ..

MTV host Nick Cannon suspects there are X-rated videos of his wild sexcapades floating around Hollywood. The host of “Wildin’ Out” confesses to Complex magazine: “I used to have a house in the Hollywood Hills when I was 19 [and on Nickelodeon]. It was me and Kenan Thompson from ‘Kenan and Kel.’ I know in my room I had the video cameras set up, and I don’t know what happened to a lot of those tapes. We were throwing parties every day. I had to move out of L.A. because I was too wrapped up in that scene. It wasn’t really about girls’ feelings; it would just be like a contest to see how many chicks I could smash off.”

Like I said before. . .(and I got into trouble for doing so). . . Has Nick Cannon (or Jamie Foxx) ever heard of a fucking rubber??

I mean can celebs catch AIDS??

Oh Thats right. . . they can't. .
Just ask Magic Johnson .. or at least Paris Hilton . .

Didn't Nick Cannon fuck her already?? NO WAAAIIT. . .

that was 50 Cent. . MY BAD NICK!!!

PS: SORRY BOUT THE SLIGHTLY GAY EYE CANDY PIC. . . THIS WAS THE ONLY PIC I FOUND THAT WAS DECENT. . . I MEAN . . ITS DECENT CAUSE HE'S WEARING A FUCKING JACKET. . . EVERYTHING ELSE WAS SHIRTLESS AND VERY, VERY BROKEBACK. .

WERE 1 YEAR'S OLD!!!!

Yay!! We've gotten this far, I think we can go for another year or 8.
.. Lol. Anyway, I wanna thank all of my readers for emailing me, gettin
crunk on those who doubted me and for laughin at my "retodded" ass
jokes! Shouts Out to my GHOSTWRITTAHZ n future GHOSTWRITTAHZ (sport hurry
up wit dat story dude!). And to all the crazy ass celebs and dumb pop
culture that started the site.. . I'll be back up and running in a few
days, don't sleep on me. . I'm comming back!
GAWD SAVE HOLLYWOOD -CVD

SICK DAY/WEEK

I'm sorry yall, but I'm sick. . .well I know my "style" is sick and my
"blog" is sick. . . But I'm very sick. . As in "ill".. . Don't know when
I'm gonna feel better, prolly monday.. . . Or saturday.. . You guys
know how to act when dads not at home.. .
God Save Hollywood.. . From CVD

SPEECHLESS

All I know is . . . . I don't think I would have been still strapped down .. . . . Janet would have been pregnant as soon as she got through. . . .On da FORREALL!!

CVD EXXXXCLUSIVE

Pharrell ft. Kanye West-#1 http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=F2FBFDAD1706B59D

I LOVE DIS SONG!!! I Can't wait til "In My Mind" is released!! CRUNK . . But like I said this song is a banger. .. . .

EVEN DOE . .. . . .

(I know alot of yall was like "DAMN, I KNEW HE WAS GON THAT)

Pharell sounds exactly like Michael Jackson "Black in the Day" . . . and even though Kanye was rapping about a girl he was feeling. . he came off very gay. . not because he was talking about himself (like always) ..

but as I listened to the lyrics. . . I was seeing Kanye . .standing in the Versace store acting like a "flame'n fag" telling girls "Hmm honey you look F-A-B-O . .Honey gurrrl you workin dat skirt! This bitch is FIERCE!! OKAAAAYYY ~and snaps his fingers and rolls his neck)

That is what I think of Kanye when he's rapping about girls, he's just being "gay'" he's actually dissing girls through out all of his songs. . just listen to a couple of them . . when he compliments one girl for being the "best dressed bitch" . .

he disses another chick because she's wearing something fake. . . which is something that some gay people do. . . .

Anyway . . Listen to the song, LOVE IT OR HATE IT. . .

Now Playing: Pepsi

I like the Mariah version . .I REALLLY LOVE THAT SONG!!!! Mariah's coming up and is gonna stay on top . . . . .

Now since the Christina and Mariah are rivaling I think this is gonna be a great match up . .




NOTE: Britney is out the picture. . . she's married with the "blackest man" on the planet and I LOVE her for it.. .

So . . . let these hoez fight!! Both of them look good, both of them can sing they're ass off. . . both of them are crazy ass hell. . .Well , maybe just Mariah.

Must Haves: Iced Out Pez!!!

I want one!!!

Get Crunk . .

Tasteless rumours on Remy Ma. . . . Everybody is saying that she's going to G-Unit. . . I sure hope so, cuz she's a diamond in the ruff. . . I mean, she's no Foxy Brown. . nor Lil Kim. . nor Charli Baltimore .. nor Missy Elliott. . nor Trina. . . . Khia perhaps???

Then, everybody is saying she's a dyke. .I don't think so, she's a bit ruff.. . .We know that for sure. . but just cuz she piss standing up and has a hairy chest doesn't mean she's gay. . ITS WUTEVA.

Anyway, she's just being Remy. . or Rem. Buy the album

I like her style. . Let that fat hang !!!!

CVD's Possible or Impossible

Would Paris Hilton look like this if she let herself go? Possible?? or Impossible??

Gay people will confuse Christina Aguilera with a Brooklynn latin street whore because of her new "cleaned up" look. . .AY PAPI! Possible?? or Impossible??

High Fashion:Age' N Beautifully

Iman (She should come back to the runway, school deez bitches)

Halle Berry(Not that old, but looking good in this laced gown CRUNK!!)

Janet Jackson(Just turned 40 on 5/16/06. . Happy B-Day . .CONTROL!)

These women here show you that "Black don't crack" . . I would have put Vivica Foxx in here but the bitch fuckked her face . . . So. . . .. . yeah.

Mariah V.S XXXTina

Christina Aguilera said Mariah Carey came over to her at some party and made degrading comments. Although her nearly nude pictures attracted much of the attention in the June issue of GQ magazine, this is pretty juicy...

Christina Aguilera on Mariah Carey:"
She was never cool to me… to the point that one time we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me…But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated.

"Mariah Carey's response:"
I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior," she said in a statement to Access Hollywood. "It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive and I will keep her in my prayers."

Christina's final word to Access:"
At this point in my life, I do not want any bad energy with anyone. My intentions where not to upset Mariah with any statements that were published or taken out of context. I have all the respect in the world for her."

Yeah Yeah. . .XXXTina is about to take out Mariah and try and climb the R&B charts. . I can smell it. . . .

Now Playing

Rihanna-Unfaithful



I truly love this song, I can't really catch the meaning of it, which is cool. .

Stunnuh Shades On!!

(Ms. Jackson Jr).. Ciara

Kelly Osbourne

Nicole Richie

Watch N Learn

Beyonce and her baby sister Solange doing the photoshoot for Beyonce's MOTHER line H.O.D. . .. Now, I think this is cool, cause the line is hot. .

But could they atleast get some dresses to fit the girls? AND Beyonce's ass shoulda been all over this ad campaign, someone's being stingy. . .

Solange is okay, I'm SOOO glad she isn't trying to pursue music like B . .So, I kinda like her for that.
Oh yeah. .. .These clothes will be sold at MARSHALL .. . So gather your coupons and discount walking shoes. .

Happy Mother's Day Bitch

Nicole Richie being the rude bitch that she is gave her mother flowers on mothers day. . How GAY!! BUT COOL!!

Anyway, I didn't give my mother anything for Mother's Day . .I know, I know, I'm the most evil person in the world. . . But fuck it.



Did you hear that someone stole Paris Hilton's gift(s) for her mother on Mother's Day . . Christian Dior pumps, hand bag and Chanel jewelry . . .

lol. I think I know who did it. . .

Winona's at it AGAIN!!!

Now Playing:PSP

My graduation is on the 21st . . and I'm already spending the "congrats cash" . . So I got my eye on this White Sony PSP . . .

its was only released in Japan. . . and I think its cool. . . and whatever CVD wants.. . CVD gets. . . no exceptions. . . . So, here are some vids of it. . . tell me what you think ..

Sony PSP "In the Morning" Loves this commercial. . . Japs can watch TV on their FUCKING PSP's!!!!




Sony PSP in the Evening

Sony PSP game Talkman ~too funny~

Gross Me Out Long Time!!

Latoya Jackson . . . G.M.O.L.T.!!!!

What the fuck is up with her face?? She . . omg . .lol. . .fuck it.

Its Gayer Than You Think

MADONNA FREAKS BEWARE. . . IF YOU HOTLINK THESE PICS I WILL SET YOUR FIRST CHILD ON FIRE AND SPAM YOUR IP ADDRESS . . .

For Madonna's World Tour she scrapped up the only designer she hasn't pissed off this year. . I was expecting Karl Lagerfeld or Dolce and Gabbana . .

but the head designer for the Madonna Disco Tour is. . . .

"The King of Futuristic Fashion"Jean Paul Gaultier!!

I found some sketches of some of the outfits Madonna will be performing in.. .I like the 1st two. . .

CVD's Possible or Impossible

HMMMMMM????? Kobe Bryant is on the DL . . .

Possible or Impossible??

Beyonce 'Natural' Like Ice Tea

I think this is a promo shot of Beyonce for her next album . . It looks like she's gonna be some kind of "nature girl". .. or "Folk R&B" singer . . . It looks okay. . I mean, she needs a new style. .
.
Anyway, she's been working in the studio and rumour is it that she hasn't made ANY duets with her fellow D.C. group members on this album (she can hog the mic all night long now). .. Producers like Pharrell and Darkchild will be on there. Sounds like its gonna be hot. . . I guess. It should be out around September of 06.

Jay-Z and Beyonce chillin in Miami . .

Be-Z is hip hop's power couple . . and if Kimora and Russell don't get they're shit straight Beyonce and Jay-Z will take over as Mr. & Mrs. President of Hip Hop. . .

Now Playing

My favorite video of the year ..

Mariah Carey ft. Snoop Dogg and Pharrell "Say Something"

The inspiration for this video was "Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy" . . Its like the paparazi is chasing them, they're looking hot in Louis Vuitton Spring/Fall 2006 . . Everything is great!!!

I LOVE THIS SONG. . . AND MY MENTOR IS IN THIS VIDEO . .ANDRE LEON TALLEY!!!!

Is J.Lo . .Knocked Up-O?

J.Lo says she wouldn't mind having kids with Marc(Anthony) and that she plans to do that in the future. . .

In the photo, she does look a bit "prego" . .

and having a kid in 2006 is hawt shit right now. . . . Maybe she did jump on the band wagon like every Hollywood whore on the planet. .

if she is trying to have a baby with Marc, she'd better slow down, I hear mexicans are REALLY fertile, and Marc could pop 7 or 8 on you in one bust.

CVD's Possible or Impossible

Identical Twins?? Separated at Birth??

Possible or Impossible??

Tyson Beckford and Wilma Valderama. . .( i hate his show) Hug'n it out. . . for a long, long, long, time. . . . I'm not saying its something. . .

But . . .

Is this a possible hookup?? Possible or Impossible??

HMMMMMMM. . .. .

Now Playing

This scared the shit outta me. . . Just click play. . . OMFG . . David Blaine.. . . you . . . .are. . .. . . . . . . . .nevermind.

High Fashion: New Looks

Kelly Roland (Hosting the MTV Asia Awards)

Jessica Simpson @ the NCLR ALMA Awards (Loving the Look)

Nicole Richie leaving stylist with wacked out hair do

I'm really digg'n that wig Jessica!! Honestly, you are a dime piece, and that "dumb blonde" persona is so 2003 . . So just drop it. Let it die and start over new. . . If Madonna can get a new vagina, you can get a new hairstyle. . C'MON!

-Love, CVD

Officially Dead

Paul Wall "Grillz" are so popular that white people are starting to take interest. . Jamie Kennedy (Comedian), Johnathan Davis (Korn), John Cena (wrestler) Tiger Woods and now Brook Hogan (Hogan Knows Best;Hulk Hogan's daughter) have Grillz ..



D-list celebs sure do know how to kill a good thing. And in even worse news, Vh1 (D-list star heaven) is know talking about giving Paul Wall his own reality show based on Paul giving grillz to famous people. . . It sounds like good T.V. but I'm watching Simple Life 4 . .

Sorry VH1.

Now Playing

I hate Japanese Manga and all of that Anime junk. . . But when I found this clip I had to post it. . . Its very cool and I actually liked it. Now Playing on CVD Cinema

Louis Vuitton ad for LV Murakami Bag

CVD Mystery

I've always wondered . . .Is Tom Cruise's son black? What is he? He creeps me out a little and everytime I see a picture of him he reminds me of Chucky from Child's Play . ..Maybe he will grow into his looks. . .kinda like that retarded child from Jerry Maguire.

Kimora Lee Simmons for GQ

Kimora shows PETA that she doesn't give a flying fuck about animals!!! and poses with some fur in GQ Magazine. . . (which looks like some "corner street hustle" shit . .BUT BETTAH) . . .

I'm withyah Kimora! FUCK DEM ANIMALS!! I HATE PETA!!! HELL I HATE FUR!!!



But Anyway, I'm not gon clown K.S. for being airbrushed. . cause this is one chick I KNOW can look good in person, without any surgeries. . . (but she should really get that turkey neck fixed)

High Fashion: School's Cool Chic

Nicole Richie (Vanity Fair)

Harujuka Dude (Japanese Streets)

I'm loving this look. . . I need to find that jacket that the guy is wearing. . .With brass buttons. . ..I really want a peacoat for this fall, either white, khaki or Navy.

Tom Cruise @ BET

OMFG, I was trippin all fucking day long off dis shit!!!! OMG, Just watch it and see. . . TOM CRUISE IS INNNNNSSSAAANNNEEE!!!!! LOL.

CVD Video of the Day

Another Mad-TV/Whitney Moment. . . I love this one, I couldn't stop laughing. . Bjork and Pink's performances was HILAROUS!!

Whitney Escapes

NEWsBREAK!!!!!

Whitney Houston has broken out of rehab!!

She snuck out over night. . .Probablly through a window or something. . .

That crack must be calling her . . .I'm sorry to all of you Houston fans but. . . this bitch needs to be put to sleep. . .

and Bobbi Kristina needs her to sit her freaky ass down. . . Hanging around all of those drugged up white kids . . .

she needs to visit Memphis, we'll show her a good time. . . Minus the drugs. As for Bobby. . . he plans on doing music again. . Well.. I mean. . that's what he told MTV News . . he said that he's gonna "cut his hair and work on music". . . .

. . . . . . . . .? ? ? ? ?

. . .Whatever the fuck thats suppose to mean. . . .

Anyway, if you see Whitney please email me a photo at captain_camm@yahoo.com. . .There will be an award.

YoungSport Love

This cool ass dude from the PW.Forum makes hot beats so crazy, that Kanye would have to bite his style.. . .Since I just discovered the fact that I could post YouTube videos on my blog(dumbass hell. . .I know), I decided to post this one. . .



WUDDUP SPORT! ! WUDDUP LA! WUDDDUP REDD! WUDDUP ROG!! WUDDUP NEP.G.!! EVERYBODY!!!!

CVD's Video of The Day

Yeah Yeah Yeah's Gold Lion . . . I love that song!!

Quote of The Day

"If you want to become cool. . you gotta be hot first "-CamVanDam

Thingz to Die for in 2006

Is it just me. . or does all the good shit get released when your broke?? I have no cash right now. . . my cellphone bill is $134.87 and I gotta save my last $73 for something for school . . .
Anyway, here are some of the things I can't wait to see in 2006:

The New Line of Blackberry's . .. . .

Sidekick 3(can't wait)

Grace Jones returns to the Runway . . . .(crunk)

Upcoming SB Nike Dunks. . .

New Janet

I'm not feeling it. . It looks like she's trying too hard. . . But its her time to shine, so I guess its okay. This song called "Weekend" that was released over the web sucks. . . Its very 80's and lame. .. and I LOVE the 80's. . .. So, lets hope that her new look doesn'y reflect her sound. .

High Fashion: Crunk Couture

John Galliano with Charlize Theron at the Costume Gala in New York. . . In my opinion, I think J.Lo was best dressed. . She wore an all white vintage piece and showed all of her curves. . . .Fabb.

As for Charlize.. . She wore a Christain Dior Haute Couture by John Galliano and she was accompained by Mr. G himself and he also did her HAIR!!!

How G-A-Y.. . but its Galliano, what did you expect. Anyway, I loved this gown its great. . Bloody red very euro- gothic chic. . . .

As for Galliano .. I'm LOVE'N the sequin jeans and the Union Jack tux jacket. very dior . .I wonder if they're his own creation . . or a Hedi Slimane design . . .

(for those who don't know who Hedi Slimane is . . he designs for the Dior Homme label . . just imagine a label that only design shit for people who looks like herion addicted rock stars and sounds like The Strokes) Hot right?