Friday, June 09, 2006

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



Eartha F'N Kitt has given Beyonce permission to play her in a bio-pic. . . Lets hope she does so. . .

This would be a good move for
Beyonce. . I really see Oscar potential in her,

I just wish she'd stop getting roles of a female that can sing. . . I mean DUH . . We know you can sing, shut the fuck up already . ..



Meet Vida Guerra


Known as the Latina "Buffie The Bodie" Vida Guerra has made a transition from Video Hoe-Video Girl- Video Vixen- Commercial Hoe- and now. . . Playboy Bunny Hoe!!!. . ..

She's been in video's such as Kanye's "Workout Plan" and Nelly & Diddy's "Shake ya Tailfeather".

She's cute too. . (Unlike Buffie, who may I add is 43 fucking years old!)

Check her out in the June Issue of Playboy Magazine



. . skeet . ..skeeet. . . bitch.

What Tha Flying Fck??

*Old pic*Mariah @ press conference for Emancipation of Mimi


Do you see what i see?? Someone giving Mariah water . . .

Mariah Carey is the TRUE DIVA. . ..

fuck Celine Dion. .

Why Janet?? WHY!!!



What the fuck is really up Janet?? You lost the weight . . BEAUTIFULLY. . . but you show us that you got a fcked up "Tit job"??

Was this J.D's fault??

Did he put you up to this???

Oh man, when you thought everything was gonna be great, something really gay fucks it all up .. .

This shit really has to stop. . . .

First Vivica . .
Now Janet. . .


who's next??

Beyonce??!!??

What's happening to the world?? Geeez!

Now Playing: Kelis

So sad that this video didnt air on MTV nor BET. . . . Its my FAVORITE song and the video is really cool . . . Best video so far. . ..

Kelis-Millionaire




Once you watch this second video by Kelis. .. you will understand why they had to make a "safer' version .. . .

Kelis- Milkshake (Version 1#)

Baby Boom Shack-kuh-lack-kuh



Mz.Jolie and her baby-daddy Brad Pitt has brought a little girl into the world.. .

"Baby Shiloh Novel Jolie-Pitt". . .

Now I can't say her name. . or barely spell it correctly. .

So I'm gonna call her
Baby J-P for short. ..

She's kinda cute too.


Congrats to Angie and Brad for having a
HAWT baby in Africa . . .

Lindsay BLOhan


Our good friend (and Paris Hilton hater) Lindsay Lohan caused a little scene at the CDFA Awards. . .A spy for Page Six reports that Lindsay got up to "powder" her nose a whomping 6 times . .

Now if this bitch give us 1 more reason to say she's on the "china white". . . I'm officially going to abandon her ass, and dog her the fuck out. . .

We love you Lindsay . . but don't go all Rick James on us. . .

seriously . .

Countdown.. .. 2 Months


My Wife Lil Kim is about to fall up out tha Philly Fed cage. . . . CAN'T WAIT for her and Foxy to get into it. . . . 2006 will be Lil Kim's year!!

MEOW!!!!!

CVD Must Haves: Top 3 Summer Items

Blackberry 8700c
Rocawear Prokeds. . . $45 CHEAP!
Unknown Hoodie, if you know what brand this is. . .Lemme Know. .

People say . . . "You don't need materialistic things . .Its something that you can do without. ." . But those people have never stood outside for hours . .and hours . ..and hours . .just for a pair of Jeans or Jordans "-Cameron W.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

She Devil


SHE'S CUMMING FOR YOU MARIAH!!!
RUN BITCH!!!

EXXXCLUSIVE:MTV Movie Awards Promo




Check out the cameo . ..

Fuckin hilarious!!

K-Fed Gayin It Up


Here's a recent interview in Item Magazine from the "Blackest man in Hollywood";

On the public :: "I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I'm a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can't win."

On rumors :: "You'll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I'm there and I'm out at a club, I am there for a reason. I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21.

"On his kids :: "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit.

"On his image :: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to.

"On his media conspiracy theory :: "The same day Dick Cheney shoots someone, they've got me on the cover of MSN [Web site]. It's life they're diverting attention from what's really going on."

HMMMM... . LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS GOTTEN THAT "SPECIAL PHONE CALL" FROM SUGE KNIGHT. . . . I WONDER WHY THE QUICK CHANGE OF HEART??? LOL.

Vivica Foxx DYKE'N It Up


This isnt here "poker face". . . she really does look like this. . .All that plastic surgery has really fucked up my former favorite black actress up physically . . and getting boned by 50 Cent has REALLY fucked her up mentally. . ..

But at least she's not smoking crack. .. (yet) . . . . and I havent heard about her getting pregnant or getting fucked by any rednecks for an Oscar . .. So the bitch must be doing something good. . .

Hot Child In the City


"Queen of Hollyhood Crunk" Nicole getting wild at some airport. . . with some crazy ass asian fans. . . .(I hear they are the most loyal and cool fans. . .outta all of us) 6/5/06.. .

OOOOOOHHHH I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SHE PUTS ON THAT WEIGHT AGAIN!!!!! SHE'S GON BE SOO F'CKIN CRUUNNKK!!!! Unstopable. ..




Paris has been rumoured to go after the R&B side instead of the "Hip Hop Pop" crowd. . .
Is the hoe serious?? Beyonce, Ashanti, Keyshia Cole and even Nicole Richie's album sales would eat her sch up ALIVE. . . She better be careful .. . she's stepping into very DANGEROUS territory. . . .

Prozac Nation


Jessica Simpson has hit rock bottom .. . . I wouldnt be surprised if she was trying to slit her wrist with a spoon right about now. . . ..

Monday, June 05, 2006

Bad News

Blogger.com is going through some technical problems tonight, I can't upload pics .. and I was having trouble signing in. . . So, hopefully shit will be up and running tonight or later tommorw. . . I absolutley HATE when this sch happens. . . .

EXXXCLUSIVE *The Simple Life 4*

This is why I LOVE NICOLE RICHIE!!!!





TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!

Now Playing

Pharrel FT. Kanye West- #1

I don't really know if I LOVE or HATE this video . . . I mean . . I expected a WHOLE LOT from Hype Williams. . this was sorta a big let down . .
As for the fashion . .OMG!! Check out Pharrel's Metalic Louis Vuitton bag. . Fall 2006!!
Oh and Kanye's Red Vintage Members's Only jacket. . VERY 80'Z!!
The girls were cute . . . Not acting too much or being video hoe's. . (hello, superhead) .. . The scenery was hot, I really liked it. . the sky was beautiful and the clouds were very dramitc. . . Nice. .

Naomi Sells It



Naomi Campbell is selling her Park Avenue duplex. The Post's Braden Keil reports the catwalker is listing her six-room condo for $5.25 million.
The 3,100-square-foot apartment - scene of two separate incidents Campbell had with staff members - features double-height ceilings, three bedrooms, four baths, a library, a large dressing room, and a "floating" master bedroom with a yacht-like teak bathroom that includes a four-person sunken tub. -PAGE SIX

If I only had a vagina. . . some poor NBA player would be mailing me hush money at this very moment. . . DAMMITT!! I NEED THAT DUPLEX!!

Nick Cannon is a Hoe

Well thats something we've always knew. . but we didnt know how GREAT a HOE Nick Cannon really was til today. . ..


MTV host Nick Cannon suspects there are X-rated videos of his wild sexcapades floating around Hollywood. The host of “Wildin’ Out” confesses to Complex magazine: “I used to have a house in the Hollywood Hills when I was 19 [and on Nickelodeon]. It was me and Kenan Thompson from ‘Kenan and Kel.’ I know in my room I had the video cameras set up, and I don’t know what happened to a lot of those tapes. We were throwing parties every day. I had to move out of L.A. because I was too wrapped up in that scene. It wasn’t really about girls’ feelings; it would just be like a contest to see how many chicks I could smash off.”

Like I said before. . .(and I got into trouble for doing so). . . Has Nick Cannon (or Jamie Foxx) ever heard of a fucking rubber??

I mean can celebs catch AIDS??

Oh Thats right. . . they can't. .
Just ask Magic Johnson .. or at least Paris Hilton . .

Didn't Nick Cannon fuck her already?? NO WAAAIIT. . .

that was 50 Cent. . MY BAD NICK!!!

PS: SORRY BOUT THE SLIGHTLY GAY EYE CANDY PIC. . . THIS WAS THE ONLY PIC I FOUND THAT WAS DECENT. . . I MEAN . . ITS DECENT CAUSE HE'S WEARING A FUCKING JACKET. . . EVERYTHING ELSE WAS SHIRTLESS AND VERY, VERY BROKEBACK. .