K-Fed Gayin It Up

Here's a recent interview in Item Magazine from the "Blackest man in Hollywood";

On the public :: "I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I'm a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can't win."

On rumors :: "You'll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I'm there and I'm out at a club, I am there for a reason. I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21.

"On his kids :: "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit.

"On his image :: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to.

"On his media conspiracy theory :: "The same day Dick Cheney shoots someone, they've got me on the cover of MSN [Web site]. It's life they're diverting attention from what's really going on."

HMMMM... . LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS GOTTEN THAT "SPECIAL PHONE CALL" FROM SUGE KNIGHT. . . . I WONDER WHY THE QUICK CHANGE OF HEART??? LOL.