Star Trek Dude Dies

The Star Trek dude that played "Scotty" died today. I know Im late with the news but I didnt think it was that important.

Thought of Today...... 7/20/05

I remember in middle school when we had to an essay on a major event that happened in the U.S. I didnt want to do any wars or anything of that nature. So, I studied the Rise and Fall of Disco and Studio 54. I got a B on my 4 page essay. How Gay!! So, lets take a moment to remember all of those people who died from Cocaine, Poppers, Pre-X, and anything else they cooked up downstairs. "Cheers!"

Boning Material

OMG!! Jack Osbourne is getting fierced ladies!!! He's lost tons of weight, he's soooo gonna make the family proud when he falls back into his old habits. Just kidding!! I love the Osbournes, I have the DVD!! Kelly's new CD is okay. I haven't heard it, but I havent HEARD of it either. so, I assume it didn't flop. Cause X-Tina would be all over that.

Who???

Im sorry if I may come off as a "genius" to some... But who is this chick? I mean, I heard that her husband cheated on her and she was suppose to play in some kind of English play... Oh, its that girl who Jude Law cheated on. Well, if that happened in America she would have chopped off his balls and hid them in Central Park. So, its best if they stay in England. Then I heard that her manager gave her the night off. NOT IN AMERICA!!! Tons of women get cheated,beat, and robbed and they still through hell at their 9 to 5. They have it easy.... not England, but the famous. (Note to anyone British, I do not mean to say or do harm by any of these comments. I understand you all are devastated by the fact that you had a bombing. So, don't take this to heart.. SUPER!!!)

Seacrest comes out

Ryan Seacrest is the man you picture when you think of the word "Metro", "Homo" and "Stylishly Plain". I mean what is a man without his labels!! Anyway, I'm holding out on you guys. I read that Ryan Seacrest is coming out......... in 2006........... with his own fashion label!!! What didyah think he was gonna do, say he was gay or something!? No! anyway, he wants everyone to wear his plain little button downs and his plain little tank tops with plain little pants. The only person I know who has signed up for this massacre is his dear friend Ellen. You know Ellen right?? That lady thats boning Portia de Rossi!Yeah, I thought you knew her. Loves it!!

Im Not Gonna Do it!!

EVERYBODY ELSE is covering the Jude Law story and I choose not too. Its too "New York" for me to do so. I dont actually know what happen therefore I can't create a rumour nor a lie about any of it. I dont care for English gossip, its like trying to fuck a drunk Elton John with no hands. Silly!!

Master P,Lohan,Duff 3 WAY!!

Can you fucking imagine Master P boning two little white girls? Well, dream on you dirty, dirty pervert!! the 3 will be making a flim together and I dont actually know what its gonna be about.
The film title is leaning back toward "Lost Girls", rather than the original title of Alex McAulay's book.
The studio originally avoided Lost Girls because of ABC's Emmy favorite Lost, but now they're a little less fearful of audience confusion.
Meanwhile, rapper Master P is scraping for a role in the film. He may be best suited for the role of camp guard, but we're all gearing up for a Lindsay vs. Hilary vs. Master P fight for soundtrack inclusion. And we all know how much Lindsay values listening to her own music in her pictures!! Such a slut!! Loves it

Collin's Nasty.......

Colin Farrell has a sex tape out, BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! the price is $7,000!!! just to see him perform Karma Sutra. I have a better Idea, how about someone steals it and then post it all over the internet!! That would be grand!! but now Colin Farrell is suing Nicole Narain, the woman he made a sex tape with. Narain is allegedly trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary and profit from the video that Farrell says the two recorded with the agreement they would never make it public. Yeah, right. I thought he was gay.

Nicole Tells All

Nicole Richie is about to become a best-selling author. "Rock and Royalty" is the title her tell all book. its filled with things about her life, drug addiction and broken friendships with celebs. I just hope that she reveals the reason why she and Paris broke up and why she's not eating.

OMFG!!!!!

It seems like i'm hitting the jackpot with careless rumours and gossip!! (who visits this site anyway? lol!) Anyway, I just found out that........ Paris and Nicole will be reuniting together for one last time!!!! well, actually they wont be together. They're filming the Simple Life 4:Wedding Edition sometime next year and both will be filmed separately. HOW GAY!! Anyway, Its all about them preparing to become newlyweds. This should be a spin-off on Nicole's show that WILL become a hit for MTV.(this is just a true-rumour, no confirmations have been made about nicole's MTV show yet). I wonder who would win in a fist fight?? HANDS DOWN NICOLE WOULD KILL PARIS HILTON!!! Now I'd order that ppv.(if it happend)This season for the Simple Life is gonna be HOT!! Loves it!! I hope I don't get sued!!

Back Then didn't want me..... Karl Ladgerfield Edition

I'm kicking off monday very ,very gay if you don't mind. Karl Ladgerfield is a very stuck up, mean, cold hearted bitch. (likewise) My blog for just today will be all about him because we are so much alike and I want to find some weird dirt on him.. Here's a pic of him Past and Present.

Likes Older Women..

The 19-year-old actor met the young beauty in New Orleans this spring (05) while shooting the upcoming horror movie STAY ALIVE - and they've been inseparable ever since.
Muniz's publicist says the teen actor has yet to set a wedding date. Oh, did I mention the fact that his girlfriend is fucking 45 YEARS OLD!!!! lol!!!! It must be my birthday 2day cuz its too good to be true!! I dont really think she's 45, I think this is just an ol' pic of her. OMFG!!

Chanel Rocks

K.L. did an excellent job on this year's Chanel Couture line. All of the models were cloaked with huge, ugly coats which was with-holding the "treasure" on the inside. Ladgerfield said "I felt like Coco Chanel has always been about true beauty on the inside". Who believes this bullshit? Old white women that has no life and tons of cash in their quilted bags. All I have to say is that he's laughing his way to the bank and I'm happy for him.

Alig's Return

The former clubkid of the NYC nightlife scene will be released soon. He's been telling all of his friends different dates so nobody knows actually when he'll be getting out. Shit, he may be out right now. Michael was a club promoter gone retard-o when he got addicted to drugs. He killed a homo-drug dealer by chopping up his body in a bath-tub and disposing the pieces in a box. It was tons of scandal, but not about the murder of course. Basically, he was tricked into getting someone else busted and got himself locked up when he was sober. He had a cult and he gave them geeky names. it was all about fun and drugs, or what his "followers may call" glamour,glitter and blood. Most of the clubkids are either dead because of an overdose or denying the fact that they did drugs. Like, hmmm..... Richie Rich. Someone who was so-called "Alig's assistant". he was a "nurse" at plenty of those hardcore parties Michael had. his job was to give out "prescriptions" to little kids that wore torn up dresses and make-up. Sadly, he's a clothing designer that creates horrible dresses and wearable trashy garbage for celebrity photoshoots. I have to give it to him, he's making major cash off of scraps of cotton and spray-paint. He claims he never "did" any drugs his whole time in NYC. Okay, you where around drugs, you gave out drugs and all of your friends were on drugs... Right, you never "did" drugs, you just did them. I totally understand.

Back then didn't want me..... Pt2

look at Janet Jackson....... She looks very cute, now and then. if only we had a pic of Michael.

Back then Didn't want me.....

Omg!! she looks like a englsih dude back in the 1980's!! FIERCE!!

K. Stewart gave Jack Osbourne a Boob job

Kimberly Stewart (Rod Stewart's daughter) gave Jack Osbourne her implants last weekend. she had them removed only because of "health" reasons (maybe because Paris did'nt want any) and that she didnt want to throw away a pair of perfectly good implants. she signed them and Jack put them in a plaque and up on his wall. I think she's on crack, why not give'm to me?? why?? why???

Boo Fucking Hoo!!!

It seems asif my bestfriend and his mother have gotten into a argument.Neither wants to apologize.... That means I dont have a RIDE for tonights get together!!! I hope everyone cancels cuz I'd hate to be the only one NOT showing up!! I guess I'll relax and watch my favorite music videos over and over again. My favorite music videos are:

Snoop-Drop it Like its hot
Slim Thug-I aint never heard of that
Lets Get Blown
Britney Spears Ima slave
Cassidy Ima Hustler
Gwen Stefani- Hollaback girl
Missy- Lose Control

These are just some of the music videos I like the most.I would post all 200 of them, but I'm eating breakfast. Ha!!

Snoop Hefner

Snoop is officially the Hip Hop Hugh Hefner. He wants us to call him that and I can do that times 20. So, since Snoop is in a desperate need to become a label, I label him as "Snoop Dogg the Has been:". I will upload candid pics of him in his worst moments!!! See Snoop, your already becoming more famous!! Don't worry, he isn't the only has been that's trying to make it. I'll have pics posted of those people as well. Yay!!

God at Play

Here's a pic of Pharrell Williams when he was a bit younger. Its not that old, but I love this picture. I wonder if it was any 4play?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!