Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Retirement With A Bang


Our fowled mouth "Gargoyle" Kelly Osbourne has offically retired from the family business. She recently annoucned it at her birthday bash that Paris Hilton's drunko boyfriend crashed.

Um . . Kelly I have a message for you from that girl you bashed in the newspaper because of her boyfriends action at your retirement/b-day bash.

Wow Kelly! Your make-up makes you look like a total fat reject dyke . . . with a hint of drag queeness!!!
Sounds hot. Loves it! (From Pink_Goddess)
AAHHHHHHHHHH!! Sorry Ozzy. don't mumble at me or anything. . .

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed a lot! » »

Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! »