Big Momma Britney

Today was Kevin Federline's daughter(with Shar Jackson) birthday. Here's a pic of Big Momma Brit playing Big Step Momma. I really wonder what will her child look like . . . . Will it be more Britney or Kevin?? Ewww. i wonder what would JT and CD's kids would look like. . . . .

Good News!!

I saw a dead cat in the street today! . . . . . I never liked that fucking cat . . . . . . I'd always throw hot water on it to get it away from my house. it was really irratating. And you know what FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU PETA!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I had to get that off of my chest. Anyway, its dead! ha! But, that not all of the good news.

Today is August 1st, which is means I have 5 days left to find something to wear on saturday who is August 6th, which is also the greatest day in the world. (no, not the fact that Rick James died on it) Its my BIRTHDAY!!!! LETS HAVE A PARTY BITCHES!!!

But you know what, I feel like im too old for parties. i mean, I am turning the BIG 18. .. . . (Im soooooooo fuckinh old, its sad).

So, im trying to decide what should I do. . . . . . . its a saturday . . . . . . .. its my birthday . . . . . . . and im gonna be around friends . . . . . . . . .

I still can't think of anything to do. but hey, this is just day one. TRUST ME, the days are gonna get worst until 6th. I know this. It happens every year. Nothing will go as planned and the whole day will be gay.

CRAP!! I gotta find some new shoes cuz my Air Force Ones are looking ah-bit yellow-ish. So, anyways, i'll holla 2morrow. Loves it!

Kelly O Tells All

Its reported that she claims "Anyone that's on top and is a blonde-bombshell is on dope". "I know because I did drugs with them."I guess she's tired of people clowning her about being a druggie. THAT'S IT KELLY!! STAB THOSE BITCHES BACK!! or whatever Sharon would say. So, Here at DDCW we want to find out what blonde-bombshell's Kelly is talking about. The Blonde chicks she hangs out with when she's in the states are:

Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
That guy from Heatherette "he does have a drug history"
Nicole Richie? "I wouldn't really count her as a blonde"
She's also been seen with Jessica Simpson on a occasion or two.

So, I guess that's the list for right now. I'll have an update pretty soon. This is a very serious situation we have here. . . . . . . SIKE!!!!

Lindsay's Home

She's back from her vacation and looking okay. I heard that she didn't go to her premiere of Herbie:Fully Loaded cuz her folks finalized the divorce. Somehow, that's suppose to be funny . . .

Who's that guy?

Look at that dude in the background. he looks like he has to pee or something. . . . . . . . . ..

Anyway its Ashlee Simpson at the premire of Dukes of Hazzard. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! who made thst dress?? Heatherette??!! GROSS!!!

Tara Drunk . . . .

A bunch of pics are swirling around of Tara, Paris and Paris on a gett-a-way someowhere. nothing new or spectacular has come up. O, the greeks are outraged now. They just saw the Paris "Hoe'tel Heiress" sex tape. I know, I know, their late. But hey, the damge has already been done in the USA. Time for Paris to go international on her back.

Ms.Berry's Dummie

She bought this dummie for like $35,000!! Thats fucking retarded . .. . Maybe she's the dumb one.

How Rude!

I got this picture in a email today. This is totally not funny bitches!!

OOOOOOOOKaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

I guess I wont move over to typepad. It looks pretty funny compared to Blogger. So, Anyway. I have some good news.

My Birthday is on August 6th, which means FUN FUN and SEX. Maybe with someone I dont know, Maybe not. But its gonna happen. Just like last year. We went to this party and thats all I remember. its gonna be INSANE. O yeh,

R&B Singer Maxwell's album has been pushed back cuz he's talking bout gay dudes and shit. its gonna be c r a z y !!!!!!!!!!! so, love it bitch.

Busy Bitch PT.2

Im soooooooooooooooooooooooo sorrrry you guys I havent been online to update the page. I will have a whole new line up by friday. so dont rush me!!! Im trying to decide if I should move over to Typepad.com . . . . . So, Come back on friday for an update!!

Kate Moss Doesn't Snort

Kate Moss won substantial libel damages on Wednesday over a Sunday newspaper's claims that she had collapsed in a cocaine-fueled coma.The paper's article, headlined "Kate in Cocaine Coma" and tagged a "showbiz exclusive,"The story had alleged that Moss, had "collapsed into a coma and had to be revived after taking tons of cocaine" in Barcelona in June 2001." What a party that was!
I wonder why I wasn't invited, I like to lie about taking drugs . . . . . or do I . . . . . ? ?

OJ

OJ Simpson is in the news again and not in a good way again. He's been stealing DirecTV signals with two "bootloaders" at his home. Of course, Simpson denies it, claiming he was not living in the house at the time, though DirecTV says "the evidence is overwhelming." Sound familiar? And a judge has ordered Simpson to pay $25,000 to the satellite service. Like that'll happen.

Nicole is Barefoot

I know she has shoes. . . . . Well at least she's not in a public bathroom.

Paris Gets Sued

She's getting sued by that dude she was knocking up's Ex-girlfriend for the only harmful thing Paris could ever do to anyone . . . . . . . Slander!! OMG!! What chaos!! What Drama!! Oh No. .. . . Not Paris Hilton and slander!! Here comes trouble!! Ha.

Mary-Kate gets Greek

Mary-Kate Olsen gets knocked up by some greek Billionaire dude and now she's dating him. How cool are the greeks now . . . I mean first the Olympics and now our beloved Billion dollar party sluts.!!
Greeks are the must have accessories for this summer!

But Wait... Mr. Urban Outfitters !!! . . . . . You can't make any harmful t-shirts about them!! So, . . . . no shirts like"Alabama is cleaner than Greece" or "Im greek and have money, so, I'm bone'n a American!"
Its just not cool you guys! lol.

Beat on the Brat

I had a dream that I kicked the shit outta this whiny racist fag named Jesse. He was a pop star and I was a major clothing designer. I had to size him up and I notice that he was a little short in one major area. I threw a few jokes about his small package and he got up set. Then, he started to do like these gay ass karate poses. I laughed and charged at him. So, Britney Spears is un-pregnant at the moment and is begg'n me to stop stomping the fuck outta him. So, I stopped and smiled and said. "Rip her to shreads"!! . . . . . . . . Whatever the fuck thats suppose to mean!! Then, I woke up and turned on my ipod. . . . . . How strange that was.. . . . . . I dont even know what I meant by "Rip her to shreads". .. .. . . Could it be that ol' Blondie song I use to like? ? ? ? I dunno.

Hang'n on the Telephone

OMG!! Its Nicole Richie and she's talking on my phone!! Well, the phone I plan on getting for my b-day. Its the new Motorola Razr Black. But, I don't know. I kinda hate the fact that I constantly change my mind and I'm never satisfied with a decision I make. Its like once I have it, I don't want it anymore. Kinda Like Jude Law....Loves it!

Mullet Action

Yes. Its Mr. F with a mullet and Mr. F with a bad goatee. I guess they're shooting some western redneck cop flick.Or maybe its Swat 2.........

Lil' Ashanti

A federal jury said Ashanti owes $630,000 to her first producer for breach of contract. I guess the newest hip hop trend is going to court and paying tons of cash. Like Lil Kim, Ashanti could have faced jail time. Damn! I wish she would have did something more serious like beat a bitch down or stole something!! Now I have to watch more of her videos on BET and MTV!! CRAP!! She doesnt have any dance moves..... all she does is touch her hair and tits.Bur hey, atleast she doesnt lip sing. Maybe she could lip sing if she really knew how to sing.

Back then didn't want me.....

Man, make-up is the new god.