Collin's Nasty.......

Colin Farrell has a sex tape out, BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! the price is $7,000!!! just to see him perform Karma Sutra. I have a better Idea, how about someone steals it and then post it all over the internet!! That would be grand!! but now Colin Farrell is suing Nicole Narain, the woman he made a sex tape with. Narain is allegedly trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary and profit from the video that Farrell says the two recorded with the agreement they would never make it public. Yeah, right. I thought he was gay.

Nicole Tells All

Nicole Richie is about to become a best-selling author. "Rock and Royalty" is the title her tell all book. its filled with things about her life, drug addiction and broken friendships with celebs. I just hope that she reveals the reason why she and Paris broke up and why she's not eating.

OMFG!!!!!

It seems like i'm hitting the jackpot with careless rumours and gossip!! (who visits this site anyway? lol!) Anyway, I just found out that........ Paris and Nicole will be reuniting together for one last time!!!! well, actually they wont be together. They're filming the Simple Life 4:Wedding Edition sometime next year and both will be filmed separately. HOW GAY!! Anyway, Its all about them preparing to become newlyweds. This should be a spin-off on Nicole's show that WILL become a hit for MTV.(this is just a true-rumour, no confirmations have been made about nicole's MTV show yet). I wonder who would win in a fist fight?? HANDS DOWN NICOLE WOULD KILL PARIS HILTON!!! Now I'd order that ppv.(if it happend)This season for the Simple Life is gonna be HOT!! Loves it!! I hope I don't get sued!!

Back Then didn't want me..... Karl Ladgerfield Edition

I'm kicking off monday very ,very gay if you don't mind. Karl Ladgerfield is a very stuck up, mean, cold hearted bitch. (likewise) My blog for just today will be all about him because we are so much alike and I want to find some weird dirt on him.. Here's a pic of him Past and Present.

Likes Older Women..

The 19-year-old actor met the young beauty in New Orleans this spring (05) while shooting the upcoming horror movie STAY ALIVE - and they've been inseparable ever since.
Muniz's publicist says the teen actor has yet to set a wedding date. Oh, did I mention the fact that his girlfriend is fucking 45 YEARS OLD!!!! lol!!!! It must be my birthday 2day cuz its too good to be true!! I dont really think she's 45, I think this is just an ol' pic of her. OMFG!!

Chanel Rocks

K.L. did an excellent job on this year's Chanel Couture line. All of the models were cloaked with huge, ugly coats which was with-holding the "treasure" on the inside. Ladgerfield said "I felt like Coco Chanel has always been about true beauty on the inside". Who believes this bullshit? Old white women that has no life and tons of cash in their quilted bags. All I have to say is that he's laughing his way to the bank and I'm happy for him.

Alig's Return

The former clubkid of the NYC nightlife scene will be released soon. He's been telling all of his friends different dates so nobody knows actually when he'll be getting out. Shit, he may be out right now. Michael was a club promoter gone retard-o when he got addicted to drugs. He killed a homo-drug dealer by chopping up his body in a bath-tub and disposing the pieces in a box. It was tons of scandal, but not about the murder of course. Basically, he was tricked into getting someone else busted and got himself locked up when he was sober. He had a cult and he gave them geeky names. it was all about fun and drugs, or what his "followers may call" glamour,glitter and blood. Most of the clubkids are either dead because of an overdose or denying the fact that they did drugs. Like, hmmm..... Richie Rich. Someone who was so-called "Alig's assistant". he was a "nurse" at plenty of those hardcore parties Michael had. his job was to give out "prescriptions" to little kids that wore torn up dresses and make-up. Sadly, he's a clothing designer that creates horrible dresses and wearable trashy garbage for celebrity photoshoots. I have to give it to him, he's making major cash off of scraps of cotton and spray-paint. He claims he never "did" any drugs his whole time in NYC. Okay, you where around drugs, you gave out drugs and all of your friends were on drugs... Right, you never "did" drugs, you just did them. I totally understand.

Back then didn't want me..... Pt2

look at Janet Jackson....... She looks very cute, now and then. if only we had a pic of Michael.

Back then Didn't want me.....

Omg!! she looks like a englsih dude back in the 1980's!! FIERCE!!

K. Stewart gave Jack Osbourne a Boob job

Kimberly Stewart (Rod Stewart's daughter) gave Jack Osbourne her implants last weekend. she had them removed only because of "health" reasons (maybe because Paris did'nt want any) and that she didnt want to throw away a pair of perfectly good implants. she signed them and Jack put them in a plaque and up on his wall. I think she's on crack, why not give'm to me?? why?? why???

Boo Fucking Hoo!!!

It seems asif my bestfriend and his mother have gotten into a argument.Neither wants to apologize.... That means I dont have a RIDE for tonights get together!!! I hope everyone cancels cuz I'd hate to be the only one NOT showing up!! I guess I'll relax and watch my favorite music videos over and over again. My favorite music videos are:

Snoop-Drop it Like its hot
Slim Thug-I aint never heard of that
Lets Get Blown
Britney Spears Ima slave
Cassidy Ima Hustler
Gwen Stefani- Hollaback girl
Missy- Lose Control

These are just some of the music videos I like the most.I would post all 200 of them, but I'm eating breakfast. Ha!!

Snoop Hefner

Snoop is officially the Hip Hop Hugh Hefner. He wants us to call him that and I can do that times 20. So, since Snoop is in a desperate need to become a label, I label him as "Snoop Dogg the Has been:". I will upload candid pics of him in his worst moments!!! See Snoop, your already becoming more famous!! Don't worry, he isn't the only has been that's trying to make it. I'll have pics posted of those people as well. Yay!!

God at Play

Here's a pic of Pharrell Williams when he was a bit younger. Its not that old, but I love this picture. I wonder if it was any 4play?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Racist Fag

Did you guys see that episode of Punk'd with that really bitchy white boy? Jesse something..?? Well, I don't like him. I never liked him. He acts tooo girlie, ya know. Anyway, he was talking about how he could have taken the black guy out in the street. WTF? what size is his balls because if he ever talk to me that way, I'd fuck him up instantly.I mean, what can he do Judo, Tae Kwon Do?? But then, when a bunch of angry rednecks and latino bikers come running out he goes and hide in his mini limo. Maybe I should do a GGW Pop Star Edition. I wouldn't have to look deep for those facts. Mario Cantone said it best "If he can sing he's a Faaaaaaaaaaag", "If he can dance he's a Dancing Faaaaaaggot"!! Trust me, I hate using this term but, ah, what the hell
P.S.: I didn't even know he was on the WB. Ha! He can't act either, he's such an ugly kid. damn!.

Busy Bitch

Sorry everybody... I've been pretty busy. I'm preparing myself for this school year. you know how high school is. anyway, I have some news..... Lindsay Lohan has gained weight!! Yes, no lie!!But anyway, i'm trying to decide what should I wear Adidas or Nike this year. Gucci or Male Chanel sunglasses? I'm a senior, I deserve the best!! bitch!!

Slut!!!!

Mariah Carey had a Janet Jackson moment on a German T.V. show after she unwittingly exposed her breasts to a surprised audience when her dress came apart, reports MTV News.She joked: "Someone bring me a jacket or the show's off, we all know how quickly these images can spread around the world." I guess you can't speak to soon. OMG!! She's such a slut. I heard she slept with Snoop and Pharrel just to get a song for her new album....... You know I'm right... I'm always right!!!

Say Something

I love that song buy Mariah. She can't go wrong. "Say Something" w/ Snoop Dogg produced by "god" A.K.A. Pharrel. Mariah is truly on top of the world.....

Love Shack

This is where Paris y Paris sleeps. I wonder whats inside. maybe a bunch of make-up for the two. I wonder if he's fucking her yet. She's acting like he is, but he's looking like he's not. You can always tell if a celeb is having sex, just look at the guy or girl they're with.

I wonder what they are talking about

Paris and Nikki Hilton look very interested in what P.Diddy(Loves it) has to offer..... I wonder how much??

Creepy Couture

I don't like Christian LaCroix only because he's trying to hard not to be Christian LaCroix. He's doing couture now and everything looks EXACTLY the same from last season. No thank you Mr. LaCroix...... I'll stick with my Galliano. This season I think its like "20's goth with a greek twist". which is pretty gay because we all know that Goth was hot when Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on and wearing something Greek went out in 2003. But he does have great taste when it comes down to his top models. Lisa Cant (Loves it) is fine. I love her. She has that "Christina Ricci" look and everybody who's anybody wants to look like that. When I become the next John Galliano, i'll be sure to give her a call.