Serena Lookin Good

I gotta say, the girl CAN dress when she wanna, but when she's not trying to look good. . . "shes really not trying to look good". lol.

Hence the name "Jolly Green Giant". . . . .
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d128/camvandam5/serena_green_thumb.jpg.

MOOOORiah!!

Tha bitch is getting bigger everytime I see her, check out those legs. .. she needs to get it smoothed out. . .

even on the "Dont forget about us" video, her body looked "confused" . . Shit, Mariah looked "confused" . .

Like she's trying to decided whether or not she should be happy or sad or sum shit. . . .. Tha bitch is crazy, and getting fat. . . She needs to stick with the Prozac . .

Tyra Likes It Natural

Check Out Tyra's pits . . . the only natural hair she's got . . cuz you know she's like a shaved chicken "down stairs" and is NOTORIOUS for her fake weaves .. .

Major (Future) Updates!

I gotta Major Update coming up this Thursday . . maybe before then . . who knows . . . so, yeah . . do whatcha do best CHECK OUT THA ARCHIVES!!! I'll be back on thursday with more drama,gossip, and bitching!!

Also, I will have (2) new "GhostWritahz" talking bout. . what eva tha fuck they want. . . So, i'll catch yall then, holla back.

There is a GAAWWWD!! pt.2

Nicole Richie has parted ways from her druggie (boy) friend Steve-o. . . ."I called her like 3 hours ago, and usually she would have been returned my calls but she hasn't". Steve-O is coming off really strong as a "psycho killer stalker" and hopefully Nicole can have her daddy pay the LAPD to lock his punk ass up . . .

Don't Try and Hide It

Jello. . Ms. J.Lo . . .

Now, since "Hollywood" has gon all "Hollyhood" with the ass surgeries . . .Lip injections . . . . interacial flings . . ..and sudden "pop" influenced Hip Hop t.v. shows. . . I can now say we are officially one . . no more gay ass separation of the races, we are as together as Eddie Murphy and Johnny Gill.

Crabby

What the fuck was Patti LaBelle thinking about when she put on this outfit??

Patti LaBelle: "Hmmm child . . . I think I want to wear the red one honey . .

Stylist: But .. but Ms. LaBelle. . you'll look like a giant, red, cra-

Patti LaBelle: DIVA! Now, put it on me darling. . before I fire your ass . . and then you'll be . OOOWWWNN YOOURRR OWWNNN!!!!!

Biker Dyke

Jada Pinkett Smith looked good in the Matrix, and even in Woo . . . but I'm not diggin her "female metal head" look. I mean just cuz you performed at "OzzFest" doesnt make you Judas Priest . ..

Anyway . . .

I wonder if she's dick'n Will down at night? Workin dat stick .. ..lol .. .hmmm. . .

There is A GAAAAWWDD!!!

Nicole Richie EATS A HAMBURGER!!! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Its sooooo fucking BEAUTIFUL . .. . .

Yes. . . its a future for her after all. YES!! and . . AMEN!!

Queen of King

This is what i'm talkin bout right here!!! Its sexy, wit a "classy" touch . . and its on King Magazine . . which is legit. Dis big bitch is moving on up . . . .





(wit her goin ass!)

Eva Tha Diva

Coffee, $12. . Cancer Sticks, $7. . . YSL sunglasses, $430 . . . . Anorexic fitted vest, $985 . . . Looking hot without working. . priceless . .

Kanye Ali

Here's another pic out of the "Notorious" "Rolling Stone Magazine" with Mr."HollyHood" . himself . . . . Kanye West . .. . Protraying the "Greatest of all time" Muhummad Ali . . ..
I liked this picture alot better than the one with him as Jesus . . I think this fits his ego perfectly.

Gang Member?? WTF?

LOL, I laughed hard ass hell when I first read this interview . . 1st of all Ray "Gay"is no gangsta . . .

He's obviously a coward and cares what others think of him. He was suppose to "perform" his single "One Wish" at a NY Gay club, but backed out last minute, cuz of "Over hyped schedule conflicts" . .

The only thing confused is Ray J . . Rumor has it "Former B2K member Raz B and a "friend" were hanging out with Ray J at his birthday bash, they were very secretive of what ever they were discussing",said a insider"

hmmmm . . . . . Not gonna comment yet, but TRUST ME, I will solve this one!

Here's the Interview:

AP: So you're a former gangbanger?

Ray J: Yeah. As a teenager ... I was young and just trying to find myself.

AP: I've read that you've been shot at so many times, you can't remember all of them. Did they ever shoot at you for being Brandy's brother?

Ray J: (Laughs) No. When you live in Carson and Compton and Long Beach and you growin' up in the neighborhood, getting shot at is just a regular thing. If you're hanging out at the school after hours with your friends and y'all shootin' dice and people are drinking and smoking and it's a gang environment and it's a party life constantly, that's where another rival gang targets. Just wearing red or wearing blue, in L.A., you get shot at. It was just one day when I almost got shot in front of my house, my grandma, in front of my family, and I realized it was no more fun and games. We used to run and laugh and hop the gate and get away, but that time I felt like my life was being threatened.

AP: Have you ever shot at anybody?

Ray J: Nah, I never shot at anybody. I didn't take it there. You know I was only 13, 14.

AP: Have you ever see any of your friends shot?

Ray J: One of my friends got shot in my truck. My best friend now, Shorty Mack, he's on my label, my hype man, my rapper, he got shot in the stomach and the arm with a .45 in my truck. I never really mentioned it, because it's hard for people to believe and I think sometimes it's irrelevant with what I'm trying to do right now. But if people want to know, I'm never afraid to tell them what happened.

GhostWritahz PT. 1

My friends are about to invade my blog with more news, more bitching, more gripe'n and more DRAMA!! I thought it would be cool to see more people on here expressin themselves they way I do, so to kick us off is a "Crunk Chick" from the Pharrell Forum . .

"Larizajai "

I feel so loved by Cam..he made me a guest writer..how fucking cool is that???O0ooo00o0oopss..I can say fuck right??

Anyway, let me jump right into it..Ever since Olivia's been initiated in G-unit..she's just been appearing in all the rappers video..ei..50, Lloyd Banks and the rest of them...Then the she came out with a video which no one cared for....(hahahahaha) It didn't do well... so my question to you 50 is why???

So now there is a young lady with amazing talent by the name of Keyshia Cole who's rumoring to be taking Olivia the Man's place..Could it be true?? Keyshia said if the money is right then hey...So back to the ghetto Olivia...your time have been terminated, you whack ass bitch!!!

La, you out did yah self . . and trust me she's coming back .. . I'm sure she's jackin a bitch for a story right now . Anyway, I got more Gossip and GhostWritahz to come .. .

Rhonetta

If you watched American Idol then you know who this chick is .. She didnt want to drink after Paula and said that "she will become famous one day" . ...“she can’t talk about nobody else because she ain’t made an album in about twenty d*mn years.” The bitch is obviously crazy, Paula put out a Greatest hits in the late 90's . . so she can just shut the fuck up! Embarrassing black people(my people) like that on T.V. drugged up, raunchy hoe!

Down The Drain

Looks like someone's trying to avoid the part-time job at Burger King . . .. . . . Making endz meet former star of America's Next Top Model Toccarra is hoe'n herself and giving men the pleasure of looking at her tiggo-bitties for $6.95. This is the ugliest cover to a magazine I've ever saw, she can do much better.

Biggie pt.2

Janet "fudge cake" Jackson is getting bigger. . . I wonder how she got so damn big?? Damn! I guess J.D. can still party hard and spend all of her life savings while she stuffs her face. She doesnt show any signs of losing no time soon.



~tears~

J.Lo Becomes Prison Eye Candy

Everbody's clown'n on J.lo'z outfit on the tonight show, I thought it was pretty cool. I mean, she's Puerto Rican right?? well .. . .

she took a negative and turn it into a "fashionable positive" by designing this wonderful "remix" version of a jail outfit, which will probablly be worn by some redneck bitch named "Mary Elizabeth" who's on death row for killing her babies .. .

.. . .and you know how the media loves putting white girls on T.V., especially if they've killed a white baby or either gotten themselves kidnapped. . .. Anyway, I like to call it "J.Lo Jail-mate Couture" coming to a Macy's near you!

Change Clothes pt.1

This one is tricky . . . . Both Blonde. .. . .. both date(d) rockers . . both extremly tacky . . . . Who's the winner??

Kanye's Big Fuck Up

I'm not even gonna get into that story . . I have a even BETTER one .. . Kanye is slowly proving to me that he's the gayest man on earth. . .

Not because he spoke up on the Homophobia issue(which is the main reason why people are calling him KanGay), But because he's fucking Pam Anderson .. . PAM ANDERSON!!!

I mean, you go from singing "Goldigger" to knocking up a plastic bitch that has a mean history of getting "juiced on" by redneck rockers . .

I mean whats next, DMX bones Martha Stewart?? Get real Kanye, I no longer will defend you at school when people call you gay . .just because your dick couldnt say no to the "PlayWhore" from the future canceled show "Stacked" . .. . ..Shame on you . . .

Beckham For Chanel

Victoria Beckham at the Chanel Couture show, "lookin MEGA- Anorexic meets has been english pop singer".

Rumour has it "The Spice Whores are secretly reuniting and about to work on a new album . . including the "english Beyonce" Gerri Halliwell! I so cant wait to see these pissy bitches break-up AGAIN. and for more un-shocking news "Baby Spice" is dating a black guy!

Anyway, I say GO BABY!! Everyone should have a sweet tooth for some chocolate right?? right??

I mean .. . well . . . . not chocolate cock, . . . .Only Baby Spice can LOVE chocolate cock . . . . . Maybe even Elizabeth Taylor loves shoving chocolate cock down her throat . She did "hang out" with Micheal Jackson . ..So that means she has a thing for "Vanilla Chocolate" . . . Wow. . . What are the odds of that, so does that sloppy body bitch Star Jones!! WOW!! lol.

Now you racist bitches can alert the KKK, I'm pretty sure they can take a break from hard working jobs at the Bush Administration and Wal-Mart customer service desks.

Are You Happy?

You have been blessed. I decided to do the update tonight . . .. and your welcome. Getcha daily dose of Cam-Caine!!

Rich Drug-o'z

Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton have kissed and made up (hopefully) and were seen"dancing up a cloud of coke" in the club Tao.

Apparently, Paris has forgiven Kelly for ratting out all te "blonde" celebutants to the papers. Kelly reported "Anyone on the seen and is a blonde is doing drugs, I know, I've done them with them.." I guess its cool now, they can snort together in harmony.

Mean Girls

Miss "Dont Forget About My Prozac" and Top Supermodel "I am a PsychoBytch" seen leaving a NY Hotel . .

I cant believe their hanging out together . .I guess it works both ways, They're both Millionaire'z, Hot, and crazy and enjoy kicking bitches asses. Rumour has it "Mariah was a baaad bitch in high school. "She fought girls everyday, she was the Diva of the school".

Thats not hard to believe, whats hard to believe is the fact that Naomi Campbell nor Eva Longoria are dating Jamie Foxx. How gay is that? Lets just hope he doesnt fuck up like Kanye did.

Paris Stuffs Mouth

Thats Hot!

Sundance Film Festival Fashion

Mr. Stupid

Okay . . your married to a semi- hot spanish bitch right?? and then you fuck a white girl . . wait. .. you tried to fuck a white girl and just because you didnt pay for her trip to Cancun . . she screams rape.

so, since your semi-hot wife doesnt want to leave you (which is a sign of her being smart) you buy her a ring thats worth around. . . i dont know . . half of asia .. to make it all better. .

Now Kobe, you thought that was the end right?? WRONG. . she's a woman and women have plans for men that cheat. She gave you the "classic" pay back. . . she's a PREGO.

You've knocked her up and now you have another kid to pay for if she decides to leave you . . thats why I want to name Kobe Bryant "Mr. Stupid of 2006".

Jolly Green Giant

Look at this big bitch. I love Serena Williams .. . she can beat any chick in Tennis ... she looks better than her older sister and she would probably kick my ass if we ever crossed paths.

But rumour has it . .. "She smells like a big old man after sex" . . . WTF?? A "big old man", geez. If I wanted to fuck a "big old man" I'd call John Goodman. Thats what she gets for only dating white men.

HA! Whore!

but i'm sure that wont happen, i try to stay as far away from "Giant, masculine dykes" from the west coast. she cant deny it, she's thick. But white people call it "fat" for some reason . . .
NO, Kirstie Alley is fat . . Anna Nicole WAS fat. Thickness is only for women of color, unless your Mariah .. who is a walking question mark .. . but thats another story.

New Shit This Week

Update on the site Thursday 1-27-06 . . . Check out the archives for MORE entertainment.

CVD Art Pt.1

50's A Thief

He stole the infamous "its ya birthday" from former 2 Live Crew member "Sir Luke" .. . If you think about it. . . . he did use it and didnt give Luke his props . . .. So I say sue that bitch Luke, he brags on his pockets too much anyway.

First Lady

Penelope Cruz is the 1st lady of "Sean John". For those who are major dumbasses Sean John is a very fashionable label ran by Diddy . .
I love this pic, its really professional. But the people in Estee Lauder think other wise.

They pulled a Sean John fragrance ad from the store because it was too "provocative" .. . .

Hmmmm. D&G could have half naked dudes kissing each other in a gym, but Diddy cant have a lady laying across his sweaty black body???

I'm not even gonna jump to conclusions . . . Estee Lauder sucks major ass.

Work Out

Paris Hilton leaving a date with a "colonic" doctor, rushing into the gym next door. . . . I guess this is how a hoe runs . . with bags . . while chatting on the cell.

I must learn how to do this!! God its sooo difficult!!!

Japan Must Have!!

If I'm going to Japan, I need a new cell phone .. .so, I picked this one ... . I love it and its only $600 .. I need this NOW!!!! I HATE YOU SONY!!

Gay Boy!!! Gay Boy!!

Osama Bin Laden is soooooooo gaaayyy!!! He threaten us AGAIN . . How gay is he?? Gawd!! I'm not a fan of Bush, but he needs to kick Bin Laden's ass instantly!!! He makes me sooooo sick!! Honestly, I think he's dead, but whatever. . . . he needs to shut his fucking mouth . . .

Can't Believe It . .

I hope this comes true . . OMG, 2006 would be sooo fucking cool if this came true . .
OMFG
OMFG
OMFG
OMFG


http://www.nme.com/news/smashing-pumpkins/21996

"Wanna Go For A Ride?"-Zero (Smashing Pumpkins)

~BREAKING NEWS~

Pharrell is now, officially, single . . . . yes, ladies he's on the market and he doesnt dig famous hoez or video bitches . . So, if your a cool, sk8tr Loving, sub/hood girl . . . you have a high chance of getting some wang from Pharrell. -courtesy of (my Hollaback-girl) Larizajai of the Pharrell Forum.


Wzuppppp yalll!!!!!!!!!

Getting Divorced

Its gonna happen sooner or later ..he comes off as if he's doing it for his daughter, but im not buying it.

I think he needs some more inspiration for his come back album. But I like Eminem, he's cool. And his mother has cancer now .. . Sadness . ..

He's getting back good with her. I think the year 2006 is his come back year as a "good guy" and his psycho mentality is put on hold. . . .Until someone like (me) fucks up and says the wrong thing. So i'm gonna say he's gonna go back to his old ways before . . The 4th of July. . .. Lets start the clock . .

You Are A Star Pt.3

Star! Star! Star! Why cover up your wrinkled up chicken neck? Keep it real . . you suck ..your plastic surgery sucks .. your husband (really does) suck (really) and your book sucks . . (check out her finger its soo gross looking)

50 Cent IS SOOOO GAAAAAY

50 Cent has announced he is to retire from rap music.The hugely popular hip-hop star says he is planning to call time on his hugely successful career after recording just two more albums.He said:

"I can tell you now you're only gonna get two more albums from me. I'm gonna fulfil my album requirements, with Shady Aftermath records, and then I'm not sure what I'm gonna do."50 - who is currently promoting new movie 'Get Rich Or Die Tryin'', in which he makes his acting debut - says he isn't sure if he wants to pursue an acting career after retiring from music.He explained to Britain's Radio 1:

"I'm not sure I'm gonna be working in films afterwards. I think I wanna stay in the music business, just behind the scenes."It seems 50 is following in the footsteps of close friend Eminem who has retired from performing and recording.The 'In Da Club' singer has confirmed the rap star, who re-married girlfriend Kim Mathers last weekend, has called time on his recording career but is hopeful he can get Eminem to guest on one of his forthcoming LPs.50 revealed:
"I don't think Em will be performing again. I think, maybe, I can get him to make a record with me. But I'm not sure he'll make a record by himself again."