Paris Hilton and The Ugly Chanel Dress

She wants to dress like Lindsay . . You know, wearing Chanel EVERYWHERE . .. But it doesn't fit her . . .It makes her look like a "doped drag queen going to prom". . ..

I heard that she's "swearing off sex for a whole year" .. . She wont even last a few hours. . .
Trust me. . She loves sex so much that she named her toothbrush "dick" .. and She can't keep "dick" out of her mouth. .. .

Its something she's been use to eversince. . .Like EVER!

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