Saturday, July 01, 2006

Nicole Richie's G'd Up Swagger



This chick is a straight up Gangsta!! Nicole Richie has always been the life of the party. . .and now I've finally realized why she's sooo DAMN CRUNK . . . .Its because Nicole Richie is a TRU GANGSTA BITCH!!


Now I know some of yall are like "WTF is Cam talkin bout??" "Nicole Richie is Gangsta??" . . .Thats like saying "Star Jones is built like Beyonce" . ..

Well ,here are 6 reasons why I think Nicole Richie is a straight up "Hood Rat"


She's fluent in both "Valley Girl" and "Hood Talk" . . .

She rocks the freshest clothes (hence the Nina Ricci sunglasses and Balenciaga bag) . ..

She rides a Mercedes Benz "G"Wagon and "Blk on Blk" Range Rover .. .

She says "bitch" in every sentence that comes out of her mouth . .. . .

She got "juiced" by Busta Rhymes in a NYC Hotel lobby. . . ..

and She's quick to cut a bitch if one wants to get wrong with her. . .. .

CASE CLOSED. . Nicole Richie is a Gangsta Gutter Chick . . . and she's got the back history to prove it. . . .