Friday, July 08, 2005

Where is Michael?


Everybody is talking about is Michael Jackson gonna leave the U.S.? Well, if you all blamed me for fucking children i'll leave too!! But where can Jackson go? I've found 3 super locations where Michael can call home.

France: Its filled with fancy paintings and expensive chocolate. He chill at exclusive clubs and party hard with the locals.

Africa: Michael is black. Well, um... he was at a point. With the way his body is shaped he could fit in perfectly! Maybe even Lindsay Lohan could join him. Get married?? Perhaps? "Loh-Son?? no.... okay.

Hell? Well if you'd put the California in a lake of fire with tons of drama, fast food places and celebs, it could be HollyWood all over again.