Too Funny

Let me start by saying. . I didnt do it.

Sorry Nicole!

I know, I know . .I'm late. Nicole Richie Turned 24 a couple of days ago. its not that hardcore. Anyway, she went to Disney World and she had a bash at a club. You wouldnt belive who showed up. . . Paris Hilton!!!

House of Wicked Witch of the East

I love Donnatella, but she's been "gold" every since I loved clothing. And to anyone that knows me, knows thats been forever! I wish she could become pale just for one day! one fucking whole day! It would change my life . . . really.
She's the Queen of Plastic in Italy, rumour has it . .. She's buying a house in L.A. . . . . thats it. she's not bone'n any stars of young hollywood. She's not getting knocked up by Kevin Federline. . . she's just being Ms. Versace. With a bumpy nose.

Brit's Boy

The only "good" shot of the future pimp. .

Paris Hilton Parties at Tao Opening

She's seen here with the gayest black man alvie (in my opinion) Usher. At the Grand Opening of Jermaine Dupree's resturant Tao in Las Vegas. . . . (Janet's Resturant) She also has my future phone in the palm of her sweaty hand. Could this be a possible hook-up, or another attempt by Paris Hilton to win her Black card back?

Lindsay Lohan and her Weave

She looks like she's getting bigger . . . could she be doing drugs again?? I dont think so. She's drinking a diet Coke! She cant go wrong!!

Bad News Bears . . . . .

Today, I had a thought. . . I might actually have to work here if my spending habits get outta control . . . im really depressed now. Does that mean no more Girbaud? No more RocaWear? No more Ecko!!? No more Bathing Ape?!(whenever i can get $1000 for a jacket) and No more Comme Des Garcon????~!!!! ~sad face~ Its crazy, I know. the spoil little "half rich" male beeeottch has to work . . for . . the money . . . ?? It sounds like im prostituting myself or something.

Black Power . . Loves It

Paris gets love from a fan. I hope she doesn't remind this lady how she used the "N". White people can be so dumb majority of the time.

Paris Can't Park

"Today Paris Hilton scratched her brand new Ferrari" In Tomorrow's news "Paris Hilton buys 45 new Ferrarri's"

Christina Please!

Christina Aguilera has told press that "Im so happy Britney had a baby! When I heard it was a boy, I was like God! Gosh! Wow! I'm so happy for her". Christina also sent a card and gift for baby Sean Preston Spears Federline. Christina is obviously jealous of Britney because she didn't get knocked up first. So she's playing that "happy for you" card, when just last week she clowned all over Britney by saying "she'll never recover from this, she's throwing it all away". I think Christina is only happy because she knows this will be her year to shine.

But think about it, who's come back will be the best . . . Britney's or Christina's?

Nelly Gets One

Soon, Nelly's going to add his name to the ever-growing list of the musical elite — Ozzy Osbourne, Britney Spears, Tommy Lee, Travis Barker, Gene Simmons, Jessica Simpson and Lil' Kim, among them — who've made the leap from the recording to cable television.

The St. Louis rapper has inked a development deal that'll have him starring in his very own reality series, according to a spokesperson for A. Smith & Co., the television production company behind the hit reality shows "The Swan," "Hell's Kitchen" and "Paradise Hotel," who'll be producing Nelly's series.While details are scant on just what the still-untitled show's going to entail, camera crews will be tailing Nelly, chronicling his day-to-day life.

The series is expected to begin airing sometime early next year."I look forward to showing my fans what my world is about and bringing more attention to my nonprofit organizations," Nelly said in a statement. The rapper funds 4Sho4Kids, an organization dedicated to improving the quality of life for children born with developmental disabilities and drug addictions. He has also participated in campaigns for bone-marrow donation; his sister, Jackie Donahue, lost a long battle with leukemia back in March.

Along with his music and forthcoming television debut, Nelly's also set to star in "Crenshaw Blvd.," a movie that's currently in the pre-production phase and should surface sometime late next year.-MTV NEWS

"Beating Women" . . Sounds Hot. . .

Jay-Z (favorite non-violent rapper) has turned a new leaf, or at leat gone back to his roots. He's beating women again! Left and right! Here's a clip of him first"softly" punching a chick in the face and then giving a her Full Fled Facial. (not that kind, a mug) I wonder what Beyonce's view on this. . . . Dare I say . .she has a mouth full? . . . . perhaps ?? ... Here's the link to the clip .http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/092205_jayzattacks.gif .(loading may take a few minutes, unless ur cheap and can't get DSL it may take longer)

Warhol . . CVD . .. Perfection

New Face for CVDBS.COM

I gotta new model for the camvandam.blogspot.com. She's a free agent and I like her style. She's been the talk of the town and on every magazine cover on the planet. I think you know this chick, she's the "Queen of Snow"

New Skinny Bitch in Town

Courtesy of:Engadget.com-Remember how we did that RAZR vs. Blade post a while back, and it was like, eh, Blade kinda wins. Well, funny thing—that NEC L1 (aka the E949) has been spotted next to the now infamous Moto phone, and it seems pretty freaking skinny, too. Yes, it looks as though the teacher has become the student. And apparently those lucky Brits are might even be likely enough to get this one towards the end of the year.

Emmy's Best Dressed

Its Halle! Eva! and Willow!! (the dyke from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. . best character of them all) at the Emmy's and on my best dressed list.Hopefully Halle didnt have to fuck any sickly white guys to get in the door.

Fashion For Relief

Naomi Campbell can do some good. Here are some celebs sporting high designer lines and their own(hint:beyonce) on the runway for the Katrina victims(now:Rita Victims) Designers like:
Zac Posen
Diddy
Anna Sui
Heatherette
John Galliano
Beyonce's momma
Gucci
and others put some of their best out their. (Kate Moss wasnt found at the benefit) "coke'y"

Crazy

Who knew that the ex-presidents daughter was a Heatherette fan? Well she's not! She's actually seen here at the Lydia Hearst 21st birthday bash. Hosted by Heatherette. In other words nothing but rich,sneaky,skanky,daddies girls get to hang with gay dudes all night listening to Blondie. Sounds .. . gay . . . .. you think.

Big Bitch No More!!

Kristie Alley lossed tons of weight. .I dont have an updated pic of her, but just stare at this old one. Gross right?

Retard Part-2

She looks like she's mad or something. I dont care though, she's just a retard crazy about sniffing non-scented candles.