Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Tiny Dancer

The forever shrinking Nicole Richie seen here leaving the Coffee Bean in HollyWood. I'm really starting to believe that she's on crack. well, believe it or not, drugs makes you gain weight. Thats why she was so fat in the beginining. Which means its cool to be anorexic and drug free!!

Lot-Hoe


Paris Hilton buys a ticket for 41 Million dollar Lotto game at the local gas station. Celebs are known for winning cash when they dont really need it. Look at J.Lo's mom, won $1.million at the casino. . . . Hey it can happen.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Courtney's Love


I've always been a Courtney Fucking Love fan!!

Lil Kim Love

Madonna The Disco-Head


Everyone is trying to be all "1974" nowaday . . I like the album cover, it should have been done by David La Chappelle. But you can't force the gayest icon of all time to do stuff she doesn't want to do.

Queen Bee


"Queen Bee of Controversy" .. She turned herself in. What a Queen Bitch she is!!
Loves it! I will always love you Lil Kim!! I remember when this cover came out. It pissed off a bunch of Muslims and Iraqi's. .. So fucking what, she looks FIEEEERRCCCEE!!! All week I'll have one fly pic of her.

Flag


I'm trying to find the perfect banner . . I like this one. I dont love it . I like it.

Vintage Paris Hilton




Paris on the cover of Stuff magazine(another magazine I do not recieve) looking pretty 2003 . . I mean, she's not a freak anymore. well to my knowledge she's not a freak. I want to see the old Paris Hilton, don't you?

Wow . . ..


Not a train wreck . . . Its shocking. I cant belive my eyes . . . It looks. . . good. I have a feeling this fat bitch is gonna screw it up, or screw someone while screwing someone . . . (read slowly to understand it . ..) gaw.

Naughty Girl


Beyonce doing something other than swiming. I thought that's what you used a pool for. . . . Beyonce .. Beyonce . . . Beyonce . . Dropped the group to give a old has-been head. . Its a shame.

Nicole at Heatherette

I cant belive she went out looking like . . .. like. . . my mother!! Gawd! She needs me to become her stylist. SERIOUSLY . ...
I promise, I'll have her looking like a doped up supermodel . . . . What . .. those are the best ones . . . didnt you her about that chick that snorted all of that coke? Not Naomi Campbell. .. the other one. .. the white one. . . forget it.

Lindsay enjoys Eating . . . Out


She makes me wanna go out with a stripe shirt and smoke cigarettes out doors with my friends. . . I wish she'd stop. That bitch is gonna die from liqour poisoning or smoking or just being a bitch to much. . . What a wonderful way to die . .!?

Britney? Sean Preston? Kevin?



I think these are the only "good" pics of them available. I want to see the baby now!! Gaw, I hope its not hideous or anything. Like a human version of a furby or gremlin. . . . geez. Oh, and the baby name has been changed .. Its official, (cuz im tired of doing this) Sean Preston Spears Federline . .. . Sounds. . . stud-ly. .

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Glitter Rock



I know it may seem like im sucking up to them, but hey .. They did a super job last night. Alot better than L.A.M.B.(which by the way sucked). It was all about celebration in New York City during the 1950's. It was totally hot and perfect. Oh, last night Heatherette hosted Lydia Hearst 21st birthday party too last night. CVD favorites like Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie. Plus my fashion idol Boy George and his cliq. Anyway, Im still pissed off of the fact that L.A.M.B. didnt do very good. Its her first show, and Im not gonna do too much damage. But she should fire the head designer.

My Wife





Omahyra!! I thought she'd never show her face on a runway again!! But sadly, she had to be seen in this . . GROSSED OUT PIECE OF CRAP . .. .
Rumour has it that Gwen had flew Omahyra to the L.A.M.B. show last night as a "special request". I guess that means she got CRAZY PAID last night.

L.A.M.B.


Was sort of disapointing. I didnt thin everything would look so. . .. Un-Stefani . . .

Heatherette 2006 Costume Couture


My Favorite of them all. Check out whats going down at www.Heatherette.com

BackStage Drama

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Heatherette Does Great




One of their best shows ever. Very Galliano and Johnson.