How Rude!

I got this picture in a email today. This is totally not funny bitches!!

OOOOOOOOKaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

I guess I wont move over to typepad. It looks pretty funny compared to Blogger. So, Anyway. I have some good news.

My Birthday is on August 6th, which means FUN FUN and SEX. Maybe with someone I dont know, Maybe not. But its gonna happen. Just like last year. We went to this party and thats all I remember. its gonna be INSANE. O yeh,

R&B Singer Maxwell's album has been pushed back cuz he's talking bout gay dudes and shit. its gonna be c r a z y !!!!!!!!!!! so, love it bitch.

Busy Bitch PT.2

Im soooooooooooooooooooooooo sorrrry you guys I havent been online to update the page. I will have a whole new line up by friday. so dont rush me!!! Im trying to decide if I should move over to Typepad.com . . . . . So, Come back on friday for an update!!

Kate Moss Doesn't Snort

Kate Moss won substantial libel damages on Wednesday over a Sunday newspaper's claims that she had collapsed in a cocaine-fueled coma.The paper's article, headlined "Kate in Cocaine Coma" and tagged a "showbiz exclusive,"The story had alleged that Moss, had "collapsed into a coma and had to be revived after taking tons of cocaine" in Barcelona in June 2001." What a party that was!
I wonder why I wasn't invited, I like to lie about taking drugs . . . . . or do I . . . . . ? ?

OJ

OJ Simpson is in the news again and not in a good way again. He's been stealing DirecTV signals with two "bootloaders" at his home. Of course, Simpson denies it, claiming he was not living in the house at the time, though DirecTV says "the evidence is overwhelming." Sound familiar? And a judge has ordered Simpson to pay $25,000 to the satellite service. Like that'll happen.

Nicole is Barefoot

I know she has shoes. . . . . Well at least she's not in a public bathroom.

Paris Gets Sued

She's getting sued by that dude she was knocking up's Ex-girlfriend for the only harmful thing Paris could ever do to anyone . . . . . . . Slander!! OMG!! What chaos!! What Drama!! Oh No. .. . . Not Paris Hilton and slander!! Here comes trouble!! Ha.

Mary-Kate gets Greek

Mary-Kate Olsen gets knocked up by some greek Billionaire dude and now she's dating him. How cool are the greeks now . . . I mean first the Olympics and now our beloved Billion dollar party sluts.!!
Greeks are the must have accessories for this summer!

But Wait... Mr. Urban Outfitters !!! . . . . . You can't make any harmful t-shirts about them!! So, . . . . no shirts like"Alabama is cleaner than Greece" or "Im greek and have money, so, I'm bone'n a American!"
Its just not cool you guys! lol.

Beat on the Brat

I had a dream that I kicked the shit outta this whiny racist fag named Jesse. He was a pop star and I was a major clothing designer. I had to size him up and I notice that he was a little short in one major area. I threw a few jokes about his small package and he got up set. Then, he started to do like these gay ass karate poses. I laughed and charged at him. So, Britney Spears is un-pregnant at the moment and is begg'n me to stop stomping the fuck outta him. So, I stopped and smiled and said. "Rip her to shreads"!! . . . . . . . . Whatever the fuck thats suppose to mean!! Then, I woke up and turned on my ipod. . . . . . How strange that was.. . . . . . I dont even know what I meant by "Rip her to shreads". .. .. . . Could it be that ol' Blondie song I use to like? ? ? ? I dunno.

Hang'n on the Telephone

OMG!! Its Nicole Richie and she's talking on my phone!! Well, the phone I plan on getting for my b-day. Its the new Motorola Razr Black. But, I don't know. I kinda hate the fact that I constantly change my mind and I'm never satisfied with a decision I make. Its like once I have it, I don't want it anymore. Kinda Like Jude Law....Loves it!

Mullet Action

Yes. Its Mr. F with a mullet and Mr. F with a bad goatee. I guess they're shooting some western redneck cop flick.Or maybe its Swat 2.........

Lil' Ashanti

A federal jury said Ashanti owes $630,000 to her first producer for breach of contract. I guess the newest hip hop trend is going to court and paying tons of cash. Like Lil Kim, Ashanti could have faced jail time. Damn! I wish she would have did something more serious like beat a bitch down or stole something!! Now I have to watch more of her videos on BET and MTV!! CRAP!! She doesnt have any dance moves..... all she does is touch her hair and tits.Bur hey, atleast she doesnt lip sing. Maybe she could lip sing if she really knew how to sing.

Back then didn't want me.....

Man, make-up is the new god.

Jessica's Cool

More and more rumours are swirling around about the possible fact that Jessica Simpson could be breaking up with hubby "Mr.Stuck-up".In my opinion, I think he's gay. Only because he gets "whiny" at Jessica for having more fame than he does. He's a 90's has been and can't live with it. Im pretty sure he's fucking some other chick (or guy) while Jessica is on the red-carpet. I hope she leaves his ass and settles with Johnny Knoxville.
P.S. I love that new LV bag, its hard to get. I dont want one, im dude! Bitch!

Pamela Downs the whole Thing!!

"I just swallowed it all up inside" said Pamela Anderson about how she felt when she heard she was being roasted. "I guess I'm at a certain point in life when I'm famous enough to be "dogged out" by others celebs". "it sounds like fun!" I can only imagine who's gonna be there and what type of fucked up jokes they have about her. Its on Comedy Central on August 14.

Eminem not finished

Reports from the rapper's hometown of Detroit last week had sources close to Em saying that he planned to retire following his Anger Management run. He's tired of the limelight, they said. He wants to produce other artists, they said. They even gave a date — September 17, when he's slated to play Slane Castle in Ireland on the last scheduled show of the Anger Management Tour — for his last concert.Not so fast, said the man himself. "When I say I'm taking a break, I'm taking a break from my music to go in the studio and produce my other artists and put their albums out. That's called taking a break for me," Em told MTV News. "When I know my next move, I'll tell everyone my next move. Not some reporter who writes a story about 'This is Eminem's last album.' I never said [Encore] was my last album. I never said anything yet. I don't know what I'm doing yet. Nothing is definite, you know what I'm sayin'? Nothing is written in stone. So, I guess you gay people still have to suffer the lyrics of a broken down white rapper, or from most of his proteges. Loves it! From the look of this Mugshot, I hope he gets back in jail... He's FIERCED!!

Courtney F'N Love

Courtney's daughter Frances Bean was cool with Steven Spielberg's son. He had a bar mitzvah and she wasn't invited. Courtney was drunk when interviewed about the incident. She bashed Spielberg and his movies. lol. A mothers love..... Anyway, guests like burlesque babe Dita Von Teese and actress Josie Marain partied by the pool. That's gay. Her daughter is really cool.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

I'm soooooooooooooo bored!! I could have had tons of gossip for you today, but im tired...... and lame....... and when I'm both, I'm not busy....... When Im not busy, I'm tired and lame. so, its a vicious cycle that im going through at the moment. BUT..... Tomorrow I'll tons of news...... About everything from sing bears to gay Disney characters, k? Loves it!! Anyway, to make it up to you, read that picture above... Its soooooo crazy!

Breaking my Pockets!!!

Okay, anybody that knows me knows the fact that I love CellPhones!! I can't think of anything else but the latest in cellphone technology. So, this is just a model of what could be.... my next orgasm. meet the Motorola Razr Slider.... its Bitch'n!!

Exclusive: Paris and Paris Spilt!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... She's avaliable. I guess she found out he was gay or something. he looks pretty gay to me. A guy named "Paris"......... hmmm.......
queer.