Master P,Lohan,Duff 3 WAY!!

Can you fucking imagine Master P boning two little white girls? Well, dream on you dirty, dirty pervert!! the 3 will be making a flim together and I dont actually know what its gonna be about.
The film title is leaning back toward "Lost Girls", rather than the original title of Alex McAulay's book.
The studio originally avoided Lost Girls because of ABC's Emmy favorite Lost, but now they're a little less fearful of audience confusion.
Meanwhile, rapper Master P is scraping for a role in the film. He may be best suited for the role of camp guard, but we're all gearing up for a Lindsay vs. Hilary vs. Master P fight for soundtrack inclusion. And we all know how much Lindsay values listening to her own music in her pictures!! Such a slut!! Loves it

Collin's Nasty.......

Colin Farrell has a sex tape out, BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! the price is $7,000!!! just to see him perform Karma Sutra. I have a better Idea, how about someone steals it and then post it all over the internet!! That would be grand!! but now Colin Farrell is suing Nicole Narain, the woman he made a sex tape with. Narain is allegedly trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary and profit from the video that Farrell says the two recorded with the agreement they would never make it public. Yeah, right. I thought he was gay.

Nicole Tells All

Nicole Richie is about to become a best-selling author. "Rock and Royalty" is the title her tell all book. its filled with things about her life, drug addiction and broken friendships with celebs. I just hope that she reveals the reason why she and Paris broke up and why she's not eating.

OMFG!!!!!

It seems like i'm hitting the jackpot with careless rumours and gossip!! (who visits this site anyway? lol!) Anyway, I just found out that........ Paris and Nicole will be reuniting together for one last time!!!! well, actually they wont be together. They're filming the Simple Life 4:Wedding Edition sometime next year and both will be filmed separately. HOW GAY!! Anyway, Its all about them preparing to become newlyweds. This should be a spin-off on Nicole's show that WILL become a hit for MTV.(this is just a true-rumour, no confirmations have been made about nicole's MTV show yet). I wonder who would win in a fist fight?? HANDS DOWN NICOLE WOULD KILL PARIS HILTON!!! Now I'd order that ppv.(if it happend)This season for the Simple Life is gonna be HOT!! Loves it!! I hope I don't get sued!!

Back Then didn't want me..... Karl Ladgerfield Edition

I'm kicking off monday very ,very gay if you don't mind. Karl Ladgerfield is a very stuck up, mean, cold hearted bitch. (likewise) My blog for just today will be all about him because we are so much alike and I want to find some weird dirt on him.. Here's a pic of him Past and Present.

Likes Older Women..

The 19-year-old actor met the young beauty in New Orleans this spring (05) while shooting the upcoming horror movie STAY ALIVE - and they've been inseparable ever since.
Muniz's publicist says the teen actor has yet to set a wedding date. Oh, did I mention the fact that his girlfriend is fucking 45 YEARS OLD!!!! lol!!!! It must be my birthday 2day cuz its too good to be true!! I dont really think she's 45, I think this is just an ol' pic of her. OMFG!!

Chanel Rocks

K.L. did an excellent job on this year's Chanel Couture line. All of the models were cloaked with huge, ugly coats which was with-holding the "treasure" on the inside. Ladgerfield said "I felt like Coco Chanel has always been about true beauty on the inside". Who believes this bullshit? Old white women that has no life and tons of cash in their quilted bags. All I have to say is that he's laughing his way to the bank and I'm happy for him.

Alig's Return

The former clubkid of the NYC nightlife scene will be released soon. He's been telling all of his friends different dates so nobody knows actually when he'll be getting out. Shit, he may be out right now. Michael was a club promoter gone retard-o when he got addicted to drugs. He killed a homo-drug dealer by chopping up his body in a bath-tub and disposing the pieces in a box. It was tons of scandal, but not about the murder of course. Basically, he was tricked into getting someone else busted and got himself locked up when he was sober. He had a cult and he gave them geeky names. it was all about fun and drugs, or what his "followers may call" glamour,glitter and blood. Most of the clubkids are either dead because of an overdose or denying the fact that they did drugs. Like, hmmm..... Richie Rich. Someone who was so-called "Alig's assistant". he was a "nurse" at plenty of those hardcore parties Michael had. his job was to give out "prescriptions" to little kids that wore torn up dresses and make-up. Sadly, he's a clothing designer that creates horrible dresses and wearable trashy garbage for celebrity photoshoots. I have to give it to him, he's making major cash off of scraps of cotton and spray-paint. He claims he never "did" any drugs his whole time in NYC. Okay, you where around drugs, you gave out drugs and all of your friends were on drugs... Right, you never "did" drugs, you just did them. I totally understand.

Back then didn't want me..... Pt2

look at Janet Jackson....... She looks very cute, now and then. if only we had a pic of Michael.

Back then Didn't want me.....

Omg!! she looks like a englsih dude back in the 1980's!! FIERCE!!

K. Stewart gave Jack Osbourne a Boob job

Kimberly Stewart (Rod Stewart's daughter) gave Jack Osbourne her implants last weekend. she had them removed only because of "health" reasons (maybe because Paris did'nt want any) and that she didnt want to throw away a pair of perfectly good implants. she signed them and Jack put them in a plaque and up on his wall. I think she's on crack, why not give'm to me?? why?? why???

Boo Fucking Hoo!!!

It seems asif my bestfriend and his mother have gotten into a argument.Neither wants to apologize.... That means I dont have a RIDE for tonights get together!!! I hope everyone cancels cuz I'd hate to be the only one NOT showing up!! I guess I'll relax and watch my favorite music videos over and over again. My favorite music videos are:

Snoop-Drop it Like its hot
Slim Thug-I aint never heard of that
Lets Get Blown
Britney Spears Ima slave
Cassidy Ima Hustler
Gwen Stefani- Hollaback girl
Missy- Lose Control

These are just some of the music videos I like the most.I would post all 200 of them, but I'm eating breakfast. Ha!!

Snoop Hefner

Snoop is officially the Hip Hop Hugh Hefner. He wants us to call him that and I can do that times 20. So, since Snoop is in a desperate need to become a label, I label him as "Snoop Dogg the Has been:". I will upload candid pics of him in his worst moments!!! See Snoop, your already becoming more famous!! Don't worry, he isn't the only has been that's trying to make it. I'll have pics posted of those people as well. Yay!!

God at Play

Here's a pic of Pharrell Williams when he was a bit younger. Its not that old, but I love this picture. I wonder if it was any 4play?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Racist Fag

Did you guys see that episode of Punk'd with that really bitchy white boy? Jesse something..?? Well, I don't like him. I never liked him. He acts tooo girlie, ya know. Anyway, he was talking about how he could have taken the black guy out in the street. WTF? what size is his balls because if he ever talk to me that way, I'd fuck him up instantly.I mean, what can he do Judo, Tae Kwon Do?? But then, when a bunch of angry rednecks and latino bikers come running out he goes and hide in his mini limo. Maybe I should do a GGW Pop Star Edition. I wouldn't have to look deep for those facts. Mario Cantone said it best "If he can sing he's a Faaaaaaaaaaag", "If he can dance he's a Dancing Faaaaaaggot"!! Trust me, I hate using this term but, ah, what the hell
P.S.: I didn't even know he was on the WB. Ha! He can't act either, he's such an ugly kid. damn!.

Busy Bitch

Sorry everybody... I've been pretty busy. I'm preparing myself for this school year. you know how high school is. anyway, I have some news..... Lindsay Lohan has gained weight!! Yes, no lie!!But anyway, i'm trying to decide what should I wear Adidas or Nike this year. Gucci or Male Chanel sunglasses? I'm a senior, I deserve the best!! bitch!!

Slut!!!!

Mariah Carey had a Janet Jackson moment on a German T.V. show after she unwittingly exposed her breasts to a surprised audience when her dress came apart, reports MTV News.She joked: "Someone bring me a jacket or the show's off, we all know how quickly these images can spread around the world." I guess you can't speak to soon. OMG!! She's such a slut. I heard she slept with Snoop and Pharrel just to get a song for her new album....... You know I'm right... I'm always right!!!

Say Something

I love that song buy Mariah. She can't go wrong. "Say Something" w/ Snoop Dogg produced by "god" A.K.A. Pharrel. Mariah is truly on top of the world.....

Love Shack

This is where Paris y Paris sleeps. I wonder whats inside. maybe a bunch of make-up for the two. I wonder if he's fucking her yet. She's acting like he is, but he's looking like he's not. You can always tell if a celeb is having sex, just look at the guy or girl they're with.

I wonder what they are talking about

Paris and Nikki Hilton look very interested in what P.Diddy(Loves it) has to offer..... I wonder how much??

Creepy Couture

I don't like Christian LaCroix only because he's trying to hard not to be Christian LaCroix. He's doing couture now and everything looks EXACTLY the same from last season. No thank you Mr. LaCroix...... I'll stick with my Galliano. This season I think its like "20's goth with a greek twist". which is pretty gay because we all know that Goth was hot when Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on and wearing something Greek went out in 2003. But he does have great taste when it comes down to his top models. Lisa Cant (Loves it) is fine. I love her. She has that "Christina Ricci" look and everybody who's anybody wants to look like that. When I become the next John Galliano, i'll be sure to give her a call.

My Boring/Crucial Weekend

Let me start off this "episode" on friday when I was suppose to go to the mall and "look around". I get to the mall with a friend and I see a old friend. I didn't want to talk to him because we left off on a very bad note. So, I was acting all "Paris and Nicole" with the friend I was hang'n out with. I get inside the store and the worst thing of ALL time happens to me. I can't find anything to buy!! ahhh!! Its a nightmare, really. I wear Ecko, Girbaud, Roca-Wear and anything else thats urban. But all the stuff they had, I already have. As a matter of fact, the shit I was wearing was still on the racks and displays in the store! (I need to find a new place to shop) Later that night I called my best-friend Karl and told him I was going out. "Do you have something to wear"? Sadly yes. (everytime we want to go out, I always say "I have nothing to wear, and have to have something new!) I asked him was my other best friend going out he said that "she has to come in from town", i was like "loves it, let me know when yall are ready." so, Saturday arrives and I'm off to the otherside of town to visit my friends. Karl is driving around and I'm not having as much fun. (i was mad because I wanted to do something else and show off my little outfit) around 12:00 that night or morning I was suppose to call my aunt-tee for a ride back to her place to (babysit) while she went club'n. but I was out with my best-friends and a special friend that I will call "JIM" because ..... nevermind. anyway, I went to see the fantastic four at 1:00 am and just because I stayed awake for it, doesn't mean I liked it. Anyway, JIM is sooooooo......... nevermind. It was 2:00 am and everyone was getting "tired". Karl said he knew the way to get to my house which was a lie just to get me out the house. So, I ended up staying over another friends house while he was on vacation. I know this doesn't make sense because I keep avoiding this "JIM" situation. I would tell the world.... but I rather not.Hey this is really cute....every tuesday I will tell you how my weekend sucked!! Loves it.

Paris Hilton: The Mother

Paris claims she wants to have at least 2 kids around the age of 26. "I want to become a young mother, like my mom". I can see Paris as a caring mother of two. Walking down the Sunset Strip with her 2 daughters wearing matching Prada shades and hot pink tanks. Dancing on all the tables in America screaming "That's Hot" and "Loves it"! What a nightmare!!! Gaw!!

Nicole Richie... Mr. Burns??

Whats the deal Nicole? Its like your dying or something.. are you trying to make a point? Gaw!!!! She's starting to look like Mr.Burns on some major crack. I wish she would gain her weight back, I really need her as a muse if I'm gonna become the next John Galliano.. I wonder what she's about to buy. Maybe the new LV bag.Some would should just scream out "Your TOO skinny bitch, eat some pork chops and beans for the love oF GAW!!!"

Mic Hog'n Bitch!!

I dont like Beyonce. She's a Queen of all lead singers. She's about to leave her bandmates and pull (another) Diana Ross. Not Cool!!!! At the Live 8 concert in Philly, the anouncer anounced the group as "Beyonce and Destiny's Child!! Talk about breaking faces!! I wonder what was going through Kelly and the other ones head at that time. True, Beyonce did sale more records and made more money without her "girls" by her side. So, myself(a former backstabbing, gossip promoting, fight starting "Beyonce"........I sort of agree with her on this one. But I dont like her!! Just take a look at MTV.COM. If you look up Destiny's Child, most of the pics are of Beyonce. Which proves she is a Mic Hog'n Bitch!!! Damn I'M GREAT!!! http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/destinys_child/audvid.jhtml

Which one?

My birthday is in August and I'm trying to decide which phone to get. I LUV THE SLIVER ONE... then again I LUV THE BLACK ONE!! so.... it has come down to which one will be cheaper... they're both $299 at cingular
My friend says he's getting the sliver one when it comes out on T-Mobile. I said "why T-Mobile?" He said that "Its much cheaper". But I said"well, what if they dont have the black one.. I'll be stuck with a high cell phone bill". He said it sounded like a personal problem and he has settled his. So, which one should I get??

Guess who's Gay?? : Rapper Edition

On this edition of "GWG?" we go through 'little' known evidence that gives us clues on whether or not someone is gay or not.

50 Cent: He's not a 'real' gay basher. his mother was a ol' dyke and I can truly respect that. she liked to 'bang the donuts'... you know.... she was a 'Hardcore carpet cleaner'. anyway, maybe this has somehow rubbed off on him. No "straight" dude 1st off would expose another rapper if he was gay. what does that make him look like, more man? He also "works-out" alot. Working out is another gay way of meeting new guys only that its in a gym, its almost like....... catholic church. GWG Rates 7/10

Ja Rule: No "man's man" would let another man or two men claim he had sex with another dude. If you think back, Ja Rule NEVER denied getting high off of X and knocking up some homo in at a hotel party. GWG Rates-9/10

Nas: When Jay-Z came out with a song called "TakeOver" it was the beginining of the end for Nas. Nas came out with other mix tapes and a song called "Ether" to strike back. But in one of the verses on "TakeOver" Jay-Z SAYS "You slept with you know who, dont make me break your face". (something like that) That was the last time I heard Nas battle someone. I guess he really did sleep with "you know who".... but who the fuck is "you know who"?? if it was a girl, could he had just said her name and end the song?? GWG Rates-9/10

I've broken the code to B2K and Omarion. I will break the codes to these rappers!! Its a little something called "DL". its like a "straight" black dude likes to fuck men, but dont consider himself being gay. its ridiculous I know, but its a sudden rush all over world. its okay to fuck a guy, your only bi-sexual or gay if you want to "play house".

Relax

Ahh Yes!!! I feel much better now since I've did my daily "chaos and bitchy"rounds on forum sites I love to create Havoc on. Shouts out to Bolt.com and the good ol' Heatherette forum for making CamVanDam fab!!! Loves it!!! Even though I was banned from the Heatherette forum, I still can post under allias.CVD 4 LIFE BITCHES!!anyway, I still feel a little stuck up though. Omg... Am I turning into Karl Lagerfield!? Nah, if I ever was gonna become 'another' designer it would be P.Diddy. Why you ask, because were just alike. "Super, Black , and Rich.

Where is Michael?

Everybody is talking about is Michael Jackson gonna leave the U.S.? Well, if you all blamed me for fucking children i'll leave too!! But where can Jackson go? I've found 3 super locations where Michael can call home.

France: Its filled with fancy paintings and expensive chocolate. He chill at exclusive clubs and party hard with the locals.

Africa: Michael is black. Well, um... he was at a point. With the way his body is shaped he could fit in perfectly! Maybe even Lindsay Lohan could join him. Get married?? Perhaps? "Loh-Son?? no.... okay.

Hell? Well if you'd put the California in a lake of fire with tons of drama, fast food places and celebs, it could be HollyWood all over again.

Shot of Today.....

Lindsay and Nicole: Til Death They Party Hard!

Lil Kim: Guilty

Nightmare!!! Lil Kim is found guilty!! This is insane, she didn't even do anything!! OMG!! She has to be in prison for a year and 1 day. I hope its an exclusive one like Martha Stewart's with Gucci pillowcases. But to tell you the truth, she's from Brooklyn. She can hold her own, I bet she's gonna have tons of bitches in jail. Good Luck Kim!!!

Remember the good ol' days

I honestly like Anna Nicole more now since she's skinny, but we can't forget the past. Here is a look at the old Anna. I love her, she's fierced!!!

Crazy white people

Why do crazy white people have to be so damn crazy!!! Here's a bizzare site that shows crazy people(of all races) crying while eating!! yes, CRYING WHILE EATING!! I guess thats why Lindsay Lohan is slim now. I guess she fears crying, or something. its sooo fucking funny!!! http://cryingwhileeating.com/

Dream Woman

My dream woman costs about $65,0000.She's fully loaded and she's a must have. All the guys want her. She be can black, white, gun metal, or blue. I'm so in love with her i'd clean her myself. When I'm riding around with her all the guys will stare and become highly jealous because we're together and they're with a old beat up bitch. I can't tell you how much I love her. I want her now!! only if I was legal enough to go out in public with her. Isn't she gorge!!!

Update!! Galliano Mens S/S 06

From what I thought was "cross-dressing redneck style" turned out to be a "Jazz inspired...homeless country singer... with a hint of indian formal wear" show. Galliano is God! I guess you can expect to see Kevin Federline sporting some of these outfits on the streets.Fo-shizzle...lol. courtesy of UK Vogue

Happy 4th of July from CamVanDam5

PLEASE GET BACK TOGETHER NICOLE AND PARIS... HAPPY 4TH BITCHES!!!

Mr. Galliano... You Bitch!!

I love John Galliano. He's brillant. I like the way he clashes two VERY different things and makes it work. Like for summer/spring 06, from what it looks like he has mixed "cross-dressing with 1950's Alabama rebel"..... I don't know. Galliano is super and not matter how psycho his outfits are, he still looks fierced!!

Wow She looks GREAT!

Lil Kim is looking better than ever! Is it the fact that she may not be going to jail after all? Or is it the fact that she has her ORIGINAL skin color(I CAN TALK ABOUT HER SKIN COLOR BECAUSE IM BLACK AS WELL)? I dont know and dont care. She's seen here at some fashion gala with the one and only Marc Jacobs. Isn't he super? no? Okay. Well, to me she's the best thing that ever happen to hip hop and fashion. Plastic or not. I just hope she doesnt have to ask any butch bitches "How many licks does it take?" The world may never know......

Deja Vu?

It seems like Deja Vu all over again. Britney finally gets rid of her "Virgin" look and settles for trashy-red neck style with a little of XXX in between. Madonna got the same feed back from some of her fans when she went all "French Maid" on us. She also married some dude and got knocked up. The media was going nuts and its DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN!!! I'm so sick of "white" parents crying "Britney's too sexy"!! In my opionion, the bitch did a great career move and I'm proud of her. Its like Madonna was Britney's mother in another life. But, I think Madonna would be a dude in another life. A very gay dude. I like Kevin Federline, he see's a good thing and doesn't let go it. She's in love with his "flow"and he's in love with his powerful sperm. Congrats!

Exclusive: B2K Super Gay!!!!

Super Gay!! Super Gay!! I knew someday that some kind of shit like this would hit the internet!! Well, all I have to say is... SUUUPPPPEERRRR GAAAAAAAYYYYYY ASSSSS BEEEOOOOTTCCCHHESSSS!!!! Now, release a best of... bitches!! Yes these pictures are real. 100%