Paris New Guess Ad

Doesn't she look great or what?

Tacky Bitch

Victoria(I hate that name) Beckham is looking pretty tacky chic on a yaht. Look at that "Family Dollar" Leopard cellphone cover. . . . CHEAP!!

The Other Hilton

I use to like Nicky, But now she's totally gay to me. She's always in stuck up mode, she acts harsh to some photographers and She doesnt like my blog!! What a bitch!! Here she is trying to get some publicity at some poor slut store that sells her sucky clothing.

Tara the Hoe

I can't stand her. she's sooooo fucking lame. Just a big loser.

Blonde Nobody

I dont have a reason not to like Ashlee Simpson. I just dont like her. Here she is .. . looking very stupid, and gay. Ha! thats funny.

Guess Who?

If you want to know just highlight this: Mandy Moore! She looks great doesn't she! I didn't even know that was her when I first saw this pic. Hmmmm.. . . I bet you feel like a real dumbass right now cuz the rest of this sentence is just pointless.

Real Jackass

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE insists he is as crazy as his JACKASS persona - and once got stabbed at his friend's bachelor party.
Despite his new image as a big screen actor, the DUKES OF HAZZARD star wants to remind fans he is still a Jackass at heart.
He says, "I got stabbed at my friends bachelor party.
"It was pretty funny. I was trying to hail a cab and three guys yelled something at me from a car. I yelled something back and they got out got in my face and said, 'Come on, let's go.'
"I hit the first guy and the second guy and we just started fighting. And for once I was doing alright, until after about three minutes of fighting I noticed my wrist was slashed and my back was bleeding and wet. I was like, 'Oh god. I'm just going to go and drink.' I walked back to the bar and had a couple of shots.
"I slammed a coupled of shots and my friends drove me to the hospital."

School Starts Monday. . . . ..

I cant wait until school starts. Just so I can see who's gotten fatter and hear a bunch of gossip about who someone "did" over the summer. So, its been great. I guess every 2 days like Mon,Tues, Thurs Fri I'll update the site. I hope you dont get mad . . . Its me not you. ... lol.