Merry F'N Christmas Bitches

Guess Who? Has Been Edition

Its Diana Fucking Ross at that comedian guys funeral. Looking like the fucking wicked witch of the west from "The Wiz". I love her. She's old. not really hot anymore and fucked Andy Warhol. Just kiding. But I love that song "Love Hangover" the non-disco version . Its really hot.

Crunkness

Nicole Richie looks sooo good!! I love her. Check out this pic and more in her book "Truth About Diamonds" .. I hear its a good book. . .should be a movie. . . or at least a great plot for a lifetime show, cuz we all know that channel is SUPER GAY.

Fly Fly!!

Uma Thurman shooting her next movie (Not Kill Bill 3) "My Super Ex-Girlfriend". Looks good.

but she SHOULD be working on Kill Bill 3!!! or at least becoming a Bond Girl. Charlize turned them down. . sadness.

Paris Hilton's XX-XMas Party

Steve-O and his crew of bitches was there . . Paris's drunky boy-toy was there . . . and people were doing drugs . . . and a Kinkaju was being held out the window . . . and Paris Flashed her flat ass booty. . .the Police showed up . . did a litle partying . .. . . . danced with Paris on a couple of tables and left.

Merry Christmas

Should I buy . . . .

Hmmm.

Maybe. but I LOVE the Air Max . . I'm a Air Max Freak!!

I Cant Wait: For the Release

Yeeeeaaaaahhh!!!!! I'm gonna keep the plot a secret . . . . Cuz I dont want to spoil the fact that the Wayans are NOT and I repeat NOT directing this one . . WHAT THA FUCK!!! Do they want to sale? Do they want to make people laugh?? Bring the Wayan's back!!

This better be good . . If not . .I'm gonna .. . I'm gonna write a letter!!

A LETTER DAMMIT!!

So new director of Scary Movie 4 . . You better bring it!! This one MUST be better than the last!!!

(aaand scene) Sometines you gotta be a bitch to get what you want, when u want it.

New Face of Chanel:Lindsay Lohan

Coolness!! Karl has picked a good one. i'm surprised its not J.Lo (who was the face for L.V. for like 3 seconds) or Ashanti(Who needs some cash coming through fast . . . she has a fucking "Chirstmas CD . . Gross)

But Yeah, Lindsay is a good broad, she can bring it. But something tells me. . .Ashley Simpson is going to become the new face of Gucci . . .

NOT!!!!

.But thats just me, thinking too damn much.

I'm officially starting the "Battle of the Couture Celebutaunts"

Here are some of the endorsment deals underway:






Paris Hilton for Heatherette (Official)

Nicole Richie for Jimmy Choo (Official)

Madonna for Versace (Finished)

Demi Moore Kutcher (Finished)

Beyonce for Versace (Official)

Britney Spears for Versace (Did't Take Off)

Mariah Carey for Versace (Official)

Christina Aguilera for Versace (Finished)

Naomi Campbell for Anna Sui (Official)

Omahrya Mota for Cam Retro (Unofficial) (My Label!)

Sienna Miller for Dior (???)

Kate Moss for Louis Vuitton (Official)



I'll keep you updated on more of these possible "Train Wrecks in the Couture House"

CVD Exclusive: Gwen Is Knocked Up!

Its 100% true, Gwen Stefani is pregnant! But is it by who I think it is?? I hope so, she always did have a thing fro dark meat. But anyway, she is happily married to Gavin Rossdale and I hope they have a healthly baby. . and Pharrell does too. . . .

Inner Mariyln

At first .. I thought . ."hmmm. Lindsay Lohan could play Marilyn Monroe in the new Bio-pic . . . ." but now, I think Charlize Theron is the hoe for the job!! check out this pic. .. splitting image right?? I wonder if they're gonna use Madonna's version of "Mr. President" . ??