Excuses

Okay, new me and new rules.

Since I'm in school and school comes 1st, I can't update my blogs EVERYDAY like I use to. So, i'm only gonna update it twice a week. Monday and Saturday. I will have tons of stuff to keep you busy, so dont worry about being bored.

Every once in a while I'll update it during the week. but dont expect it no time soon. So, whatever skank-wads and wads- of skanks. I'm back.

Kanye Concert

The Kanye West concert is tonight and I'M NOT GOING!!! I'm kinda mad, but not really. I had $275 to buy a ticket, but all of the tickets are REALLY CHEAP. I want to be front row, with a backstage pass. They didnt have any for sale. HOW QUEER!! So, I guess I gotta wait.

blah, blah, blah, I need new clothing, shoes and a hair cut before I ever be seen in public in front of greatness like Kanye. He's somewhat of a temporary idol to me now. Last year, I worshiped Omahyra Mota . the year before that I was crazy about Lil Kim and Heatherette. My idols come and go like a free hoe at a motel.

Must Have!!

Paris and Drunko-Starvo

Paris and her Greek drunk "Something-Something- Starvos" at the XBOX-360 party. Paris looks a bit down, I dont know why . .she's just getting a taste of her own medicine. Her "pal" Tara Reid has cleaned up her act. No more drinking . . . . . WTF!!! She's on a dry spell, but not long I suppose. Its nothing like a white girl with a bottle of booze on a saturday night.

How to Make Sickly Sexy

Prime example . . Nicole Richie. She's so anorexic and fine!! What a beautiful combo!!!!

Back Then . . . .

Here's Nicole Richie her senior year at high school. Maybe this could prove to everyone that she's not anorexic. Look at her neck. "I've always been this skinny, the drugs and the rehab made me bigger". Yeah, she's totally "clean" now.

Tacky Tacky Tssh Tssh

Britney out and about in L.A. looking like a redneck with new money. rumour has that Britney and Kevin was separated a couple of weeks ago. He was out parting and doing other crap. Brit got mad, canceled most of her joint credit cards with him.
HAAAAAAAA!
But they got back together, and he's spending all of Britney's money . . but they're doing it together. . . and thats what counts. I think . .

Hollywood Disaster

MTV's Laguna Beach star Talan is now dating the fashion train wreck Kim Stewart. To make matters worse .. . They're engaged. Now I love Kim Stewart and Talan, but Paris Hilton's fingerprints are all over this one And Paris can either Make or Break them she's such a MEGA-Slut. . . Hey . . I just got an Idea . . . I'm going to start a new game about Hollywood couples. "Make or Break" them.

Mean Girls

Lindsay and Nicky at the Dolce & Gabanana party. Rumour is, Lindsay wanted to date Talan from Laguna Beach, but Paris Hilton hooked up her bestfriend Kim Stewart before Lindsay got a chance to snatch him up. How bitchy that was, right?