Hawt For Hell

Its official . . Paris "I suck dick" Hilton will play Mother Theresa . . .

YES, YOUR EYES ARE NOT FOOLING YOU. . .

I REPEAT. . .

PARIS "I SUCK DICK . LONG TIME" HILTON .. .

WILL BE PLAYING. . .

MOTHER THERESA. . ..

IN A UPCOMING MOVIE. . . .

Who's the fucking director . . . .Satan?? Why would you pick Paris Hilton to play ANYBODY with class?? I mean. . come'on . . its lame. She's such a whore. ..

If you wanted someone with sex-appeal (for some perverted reason) to play Mother Theresa. . you should've picked Salma Hayek . .

She's PHINE . . .

Not some white hoe with a flat ass and slouchy crotch. Plus . .I heard Paris Hilton has had 7 VD's . . .IN ONE YEAR. .

Has Mother Theresa ever had VD??? Think NOT.

Link to Story:http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=13447

College Is Gay

. . I haven't even graduated from high school yet(MAY 21) and I'm already hate'n life after it. . .

Its sooooooooo much paper work. . . soooooooo much double talk .. . . sooooooo much drama ... Its just SO GAY!! and its SICK-NING. . . . .

I mean, I thought it was really simple. . . get accepted into school, graduate from school and spend your WHOLE LIFETIME PAYING BACK SCHOOL. . . but no . . That's not enough, you gotta draw blood from a FUCKING VIRGIN IN THE NORTH POLE to even get these sons of bitches to look at your GPA!!

its fucking weird. . . I mean, I REALLY hate this. .

THEN!! To make matters even more gay .. Its a fashion design school . . . Why do I have to go through all of this bullshit??? I'm designing clothes not fucking clone'n a goat!!!

I'm not even excited anymore about going. . This horrible experience has taken all of the joy from me, of becoming a designer/buyer. . .

SERIOUSLY. . . .

Lariza's Speaks

I CALLED IT!!! I CALLED IT FIRST!! (CHECK THE ARCHIVES BITCHES. . .)

Here's L.A.riza's story on the the whole Eminem divorce situation . .

Hey, its Lariza and I've been M.I.A for a long time. Didn't mean to, I was just busy and lazy but I'm back with some interesting news.Ok so I was watching simple Life one Eonline last night, when all of a sudden I see something that's scrolling across the t.v and it was about Eminem and it made me laugh.

People in the entertainment industry are just getting divorce from left and right. Like it's nothing.So Eminem decides to get married again with his ex wife in January and now three months later, he filed for divorce.

Could it be that he got bored of the punani or just her? Whatever the reason is, I'm pretty sure it was boredom. Eminem needs drama in his life.Let's face it, without it...he's just bored or maybe she cheated again.

Who knows? I know he married her for his daughter but the marriage failed. And now Eminem joins the statistic of divorced men in Hollywood. Can he find happiness ever again? Well, let's just hope he continues to deliver some good crazy music....It's been a fucking pleasure..See ya..

Honestly. . I think most of the men in HollyWood that are getting divorced now are somewhat . . . I don't know. . . BI. .. and its starting to show. .

A WHOLE LOT. ..So yep.. .

CVD says FEMINEM .. . is very much a power bottom . .

Uggh Moment of The Week

Tough Enough

I would hate to run into this crew. . They would prolly whoop my ass If I were to walk on there block . . Who wouldn't be a afraid of a group of chicks in TuTu's?? . .

Don't let the their sickly bodies fool you, their packin razors, machine guns and pocket knives . .

That itty-bitty one on the right. . She's got super bitch strength . . The tall girl in the center. .. She's really a man. . And her piss is hot like lava. . .

As for the one on the left . . She's the WORST of them all. .. She's got money.. She's got power. . . And she loves fucking in the bathroom while on heroin. .. Hey. . I heard that it REALLY happened . .