Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Sheeeeee'sss BAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKK PT.2









Omahyra Highlights FINE ASS HELL!! LOVE HER!!! HER WALK IS MEAN!!! NXT GEN MODEL!!

Monday, February 06, 2006

GhostWriters PT.2





Another editon of "CVD's GhostWritahz" wit my girl Lariza!!!! I think she's getting tha hang of things . . I think she's after my job yall . . . . anway here you go. . . .

"One fine motherfucker!!!

Terrence Howard is nominated for an oscar for Hustle and Flow (Great Movie).. How fucking awesome is that??


Finally, the man has a nomination.. It's about fucking time with his fine ass. I congratulate him on his looks and his talent.

The man is gorgeous and I'm on him like a fur coat. I will be not watching all of the Oscars cuz it's soo freaking boring..

Don't want to be pulling on my short jerry curled hair for hours watching this boring as show. But as soon as the category that his is in comes up.

I will be tuned like a motherfucka. Yea, Boy!! I'm Lariza and its been my fucking pleasure... Uno* "

Sheeeee'ssss BAAAAAACCCCCKKK!!



OMAHYRA, OMAHYRA, OMAHYRA!!!!!!!!! I have nothing to say . . . . .I have nothing to say . . . . .

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Kelis (Again)


You can never be tired of the Queen of Milkshakes. . . Kelis. . Doesnt she look "Re-freshed"?Anyway, She was front row at Miss Sixty. . a "okay" brand that helped others kick off New York Fashion Week. . (which is a week that I will SOON dominate!)

Pearl


Her voice is "screeching" "powerful" sometimes even "haunting" .. I cant believe I never picked up any of her "Best of " cd's . .. In my eye's . .. she's the only one that can carry the name "Queen of Blue Eyed Soul/". She died from an overdose on Heroin . . .she was only 27 years old. . .

If you want to try something different .. something more "original" .. . something before MTV . . listen to Pearl by Janis Joplin. I dont know who's doing the reviews on cd's now-a-day . . I mean. . . they're comparing "Beyonce" to Tina Turner . . BEYONCE . . . to TINA F'N TURNER??!!! . . . .comparing Beyonce to the woman who picked cotton in Tennesse, the woman who got dirt dogged by her husband and learned voodoo to keep him off of her. . The woman who earned the title "First lady of Rock and Soul" . . . No way.. . not even close Beyonce.. . No where near it . . . .

Anyway . .check out Janis Joplin . .NOTE: If you own an Ipod and you download this song. . do not turn volume up to a %100 . . I blew the speakers out on my desktop . .Seriously. . .

Song that did the damage "Maybe" by Janis Joplin worth your speakers being blowed out.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Super Ugly


I just wanted to share that with you all . . I can not stand her!! uughhh!! just. . plain, old nasty. . . Looks like a fucking sheep dog blood hound Mut!!! uggh!

Hollaback Girl


She's BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCK!!!!

New LOOK
New ALBUM
New LEVEL

Sadly, Kelis's new album will NOT be produced by The Neptunes . .. I'm not even sure if she's on their label anymore. . .So, lets hope it sells and the Queen of Milkshake's goes Platinum wit this one!!!

$$$$DO NOT BOOTLEG. . THAT IS FOR LAME ASS LOSERS WHO CANT GET A DECENT JOB!!$$$$

Thursday, February 02, 2006

GWG: Big Tigger


Here's another edition of Guess Who's Gay!!!!!!!

We all know who Karrine Steffans A.K.A. Super Head is right? Well, in a interview (which can be found at New York's own Hot.97 radio staion web page) Karrine tells another girl that Rapper/Host Big Tigger is gay . . The woman states:

"Karrine, tell them about the Big Tigg incident in Miami(Tiggs known hideout spot)
Tell them what you told me. . that you went to the hotel Tigg was staying at .. saw blood in the sheets . . and and you had sex with both Tigg and his "friend". . Describe the way you said that guys asshole looked. . . you said it was out, that it was open and out"

Now, I did paraphrase a lil bit, but it was something simlar to that .. . lol. anyway, check on that website to hear the whole thing. . Karrine get's threaten by her ex's new girl, gets caught in her lie and tells everyone listening that N.B.A. legend John Salley is hung like 2 horses! You gotta hear this interview!

From a look at this picture. . . . I'm starting to believe Karrine's sotry. . .that silly bitch. I cant believe Tigger would do something like this. . . lol.

Queen Bitch


I found the last photo shoot Lil Kim did before she went to jail. . .~tear~ . . Its for Dolce and Gabbana . . .

How hot is she riighhtt???? She really is beautiful and she even looks like the Ol' Skool Kim. . . .I missed that Lil Kim.. . .

Beyonce Carter


Is Jay-z throwing hits at us fans about him and Beyonce's relationship??? hmmmmm .. the Beyonce S. Carter sneaker will be coming out real sooooon . . . Hopefully by then Beyonce would have said "YES" to Jay-z and really becomes his Bonnie to his Clyde .. .

I wonder why she's sooo fucking nervous about getting married.. . ??? dare I say .. Les .. . . .B . .. .Naaaaaah. . Thats not it, i mean . . if she was Queen Latifah then YEAH, she would be. . . .but not Beyonce. . .

I give her 4 more months and we will find out FOR SURE if she's leaving Jay-z for someone else. . . .

Its Real




I thought tha bitch was lying . . . but she really is pregnant by Tom Cruise . . i mean damn, I always thought Tom was "Bi" . . or just straight up "gay" . . . But im still on the fence with him . . . they didnt get married like a "traditional" Celeb -couple. . . nor did they end past relationships on a "hella-fied" ending. . . . so .. . I think he's faking the front. .. i'll give him 2 years and he'll be boning a guy he met while shopping while Target.

Serena Lookin Good


I gotta say, the girl CAN dress when she wanna, but when she's not trying to look good. . . "shes really not trying to look good". lol.

Hence the name "Jolly Green Giant". . . . .
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d128/camvandam5/serena_green_thumb.jpg.

MOOOORiah!!


Tha bitch is getting bigger everytime I see her, check out those legs. .. she needs to get it smoothed out. . .

even on the "Dont forget about us" video, her body looked "confused" . . Shit, Mariah looked "confused" . .

Like she's trying to decided whether or not she should be happy or sad or sum shit. . . .. Tha bitch is crazy, and getting fat. . . She needs to stick with the Prozac . .

Tyra Likes It Natural


Check Out Tyra's pits . . . the only natural hair she's got . . cuz you know she's like a shaved chicken "down stairs" and is NOTORIOUS for her fake weaves .. .

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Major (Future) Updates!


I gotta Major Update coming up this Thursday . . maybe before then . . who knows . . . so, yeah . . do whatcha do best CHECK OUT THA ARCHIVES!!! I'll be back on thursday with more drama,gossip, and bitching!!

Also, I will have (2) new "GhostWritahz" talking bout. . what eva tha fuck they want. . . So, i'll catch yall then, holla back.

There is a GAAWWWD!! pt.2


Nicole Richie has parted ways from her druggie (boy) friend Steve-o. . . ."I called her like 3 hours ago, and usually she would have been returned my calls but she hasn't". Steve-O is coming off really strong as a "psycho killer stalker" and hopefully Nicole can have her daddy pay the LAPD to lock his punk ass up . . .

Don't Try and Hide It


Jello. . Ms. J.Lo . . .

Now, since "Hollywood" has gon all "Hollyhood" with the ass surgeries . . .Lip injections . . . . interacial flings . . ..and sudden "pop" influenced Hip Hop t.v. shows. . . I can now say we are officially one . . no more gay ass separation of the races, we are as together as Eddie Murphy and Johnny Gill.

Crabby


What the fuck was Patti LaBelle thinking about when she put on this outfit??

Patti LaBelle: "Hmmm child . . . I think I want to wear the red one honey . .

Stylist: But .. but Ms. LaBelle. . you'll look like a giant, red, cra-

Patti LaBelle: DIVA! Now, put it on me darling. . before I fire your ass . . and then you'll be . OOOWWWNN YOOURRR OWWNNN!!!!!

Monday, January 30, 2006

Biker Dyke


Jada Pinkett Smith looked good in the Matrix, and even in Woo . . . but I'm not diggin her "female metal head" look. I mean just cuz you performed at "OzzFest" doesnt make you Judas Priest . ..

Anyway . . .

I wonder if she's dick'n Will down at night? Workin dat stick .. ..lol .. .hmmm. . .

There is A GAAAAWWDD!!!


Nicole Richie EATS A HAMBURGER!!! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Its sooooo fucking BEAUTIFUL . .. . .

Yes. . . its a future for her after all. YES!! and . . AMEN!!