Sadness!!!

I cant believe it .. .. this cant be real!!! STOP SMOKING NICOLE!!! STOP SMOKING!!!!

I cant believe she's gon back to the rock . . .Well, her album will be released either fall or late summer of 2006 .. . . hopefully she's not dead by then. And I mean that witht the highest respect

.. because word on the street is .. "All of Nicole's friends have been telling her she should do something with her weight, its too crucial at this moment" . . . I wonder if she's listening to any of them.

Clown-Slut-Whore

. . .While watching this bitch on American Idol, I laughed so hard . . I almost died from lack of air, Im not fucking kidding. . . this bitch is hilarious!! lol! I just wanted to dig my finger in her face just to see how deep was her make-up!!

I mean, who did her face like that, really?
Ray Charles? Scooby Doo? (lol)
You know what, I bet she went to Macy's . . . . Yup. That's it. This boney bitch went to the mall to get her make-up done.

SCANDALOUS!!
Anyway read this:

Crystal :: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy :: HEY!!!!!!!!

Crystal :: You need me to explain anything? HEY, WHAT'S UP PEOPLE! [Waves hello with both hands.]

Simon :: Yes, the tan.

Crystal :: Okay, um, my name is Crystal. Um, I just turned six-

Simon :: No, I wanna hear about your suntan.

Crystal :: Okay, I'm singing "And I'm Telling You" by Jennifer Holliday.

Simon :: No, no, no. I wanna hear about your suntan.

Crystal :: Oh, my sun tan? ...I go tanning?

Simon :: Nooooooooooo!

this was a fucking classic.

Homeless Person

. . . Oh, Its just a pregnant Gwen Stefani looking like hot lesbain trash . . . but I love it cause most of that shit she's wearing cost more than a condo in Miami.

Paris Says No

Playboy offered Paris F'N Hilton an "unmentioned" amount of cash to pose nude for PLAYBOY MAGAZINE 2007 . ..

Paris denied the offer stating that she's to "classy" for the crapazine. Are you fucking serious?? I'm soooo shocked!

I cant believe she's denying the fact that she's such a great dancer . . let alone, a singer/actress . . .. I mean .. .Come on People!!!

Give this slutty rich bitch her right to be herself . . .a talentless whore who loves to tease guys that probablly could have her killed if they really wanted to. . . .Hint Marilyn Monroe. ... .

Best Dressed

My Golden Globes best dressed list . . . and YES this is the ONLY dress that was on top of its game that night . .

Charlize Theron (I love the fact that she's sticking with Galiano. . I love Dior, I LOVE John Galliano!!!!!, and the black lace, with nude chiffon puts her on the top of the list.

Even though Galliano made a HUGE mistake on this years Dior show, I think he knows exactly what he's doing . . He wants us to bitch, and when a celeb like Charlize puts the product on, We will BEG him for mercy because we doubted him )

(How Fucking Cool is He)

But to be honest, Im sorta "iffy" on what label she should carry. I mean, she looks PERFECT in a vintage Tom Ford for Gucci and she looks more than PERFECT in a Galliano Haute Couture . . . its really hard, but Charlize and her stylist always make the PERFECT decison.

Coolest Couple

You would think "CamVanDam 'n' Lil Kim" would be the coolest couple of all time, but no. . . another super great couple as beat us to the punch. . . "Jared Leto 'n' Lindsay Lohan". ..

I love Lindsay and I think Jared is a cool guy. .. he has tons of modeling potential .. so does Lindsay . .. .So, why do I feel like they're just friends?

I mean duh! he's obviously banging her . . who wouldn't right?? and then I heard that he's "blessed" . . which only could mean that he's a GREAT singer, because his voice sooooooo smooth and cool.

"I Love The Cut"

Howard Stern has just admitted to having plastic surgery, I cant tell where on his body . . . maybe he got his "knees" done . . . maybe a new chin perhaps???

Who knows!! But I really think he should get some "high lights" . . you know, change it up a little bit . . . "auburn", maybe even a "strawberry blonde" . . .

OMG!! OMFG!!

Oh Shit!!! ITS XENA!!! on VERONICA MARS!!! HOW CRUNK!!!! (As a FBI agent *coolness*) 1/25.06 You better watch it!!

Andy Warhol's Return pt.2

Her is another pic of Sienna Miller playing "Edie Sedewick" one of Andy Warhol's proteges. I think she's looking pretty good. very close to the original.

Crack-Ka-Dee Crack-Crack

Whats really up Whitney?? Damn!! You have really let yourself go, I wish you didnt have to end this way . . . I guess crack isnt so "wack" after all.

Friday The 13th

Coolness. . . .

Biggie

Can You guess who this "former" popular R&B Star is under all of this fat and heavy clothing?? High light for the answer . . . . .Janet Jackson.

So Cool

Paris has gotten involed in little kids cereal . . .Lucky Charms may have ideas for Paris in a the future for their cereal . . I only can imagine, Marshmellows shape like the Hilton logo, or little Tinkerbell dogs.

You Are A Star PT.2

ha! floppy body bitch.

You Are A Star

Nope. I change my mind bitch. Your a flip flop sea-horse with a dash of the Crypt Keeper. I can not stand Star Jones.

Her body is just GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! I mean look at her neck . .. look at her sagging breast on the other picture . . . GROOOOSSSSS Right .???

She should have stayed fat and never gotten married to a guy that was on the "down low". Star Jones . .

Your are NOT a Star, but a PLANET. one GIANT, COLD, SLOPPY PLANET. so, STOP wearing V-Neck sweaters on The View bitch, and tell Barbara Walters to get a new face lift because this one isnt working for her.

Sticks and Bones Pt.2

I love Nicole Richie, but I'm starting to think that she really is on drugs. why has she taken the interest in the "king of celebrity junkies" Steve-O???

Look at this picture, she looks like she's been snorting coke all day. And dont get me started on her weight . . . she makes Calista Flockhart look like John Goodman. . .

If she truly wants loving why cant she just bone LL Cool J like everybody else in Hollywood, even Ryan Seacrest has had a piece of that ass. ... . I hope she doesnt die, and I truly mean that. LEAVE HER ALONE STEVE-O!!!

Alicia Keys-Jackson

Alicia Keys is sooo fucking fine!! I love her . . She can sing too. My favorite song is "Diary", it brings back tons of old memories, some good, some bad, some I dont want to talk about .. .some I sorta do, but im not. . . . so yeah, Meet Alicia the New Janet.

Sony Sucks

Why would you create a shoe and only make 150 pairs, for the Sony Software workers and hand picked celebs? Are you guys gay or something? bad enough I have to wait for the fucking price rate on the PS3 . . but now, I cant even buy a cool looking shoe.

Sony ... believe it or not. . .. your slowly losing your fans . . and the PS3 and the PSP2 better make-up for it.

Guilty Pleasure

I have to say Moo-riah's "Dont Forget About Us" is pretty catchy. I wonder how much money is she really making?
What she's spending it on? FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! This big bitch cant get enough of IHOP in the afternoon. I'm not hating on her, white people call her "fat", we call it "thick" which is a good thing. But can a white girl get thick without being fat first?? Thats a though questin . . lets ask Kristie Alley

Andy Warhol's Return

Not only does Andy Warhol and myself share the same birthday, but they're making a movie staring Guy Pierce as Andy and Sienna Miller as Edie Sedwick called "Factory Girl". somewhat of a bioflim of the beautiful Edie Sedwick in her prime. I think she died from a drug overdose or something (like every white person did in New York during that time) . . . . I'm not quite sure . .
but yeah, its gonna be a great flim not because some of the "surviving" proteges of Warhol will make cameo's, but because Jimmy Fallon is in it . . . yep. he's in the fucking movie. .. Why does Hollywood have to add "corny" american characters to movies that could win Emmy's? I mean, if Jimmy Fallon wasnt in "Taxi" with Queen Latifah, it would have been bigger than Lord of the Rings or something.