Friday The 13th

Coolness. . . .

Biggie

Can You guess who this "former" popular R&B Star is under all of this fat and heavy clothing?? High light for the answer . . . . .Janet Jackson.

So Cool

Paris has gotten involed in little kids cereal . . .Lucky Charms may have ideas for Paris in a the future for their cereal . . I only can imagine, Marshmellows shape like the Hilton logo, or little Tinkerbell dogs.

You Are A Star PT.2

ha! floppy body bitch.

You Are A Star

Nope. I change my mind bitch. Your a flip flop sea-horse with a dash of the Crypt Keeper. I can not stand Star Jones.

Her body is just GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! I mean look at her neck . .. look at her sagging breast on the other picture . . . GROOOOSSSSS Right .???

She should have stayed fat and never gotten married to a guy that was on the "down low". Star Jones . .

Your are NOT a Star, but a PLANET. one GIANT, COLD, SLOPPY PLANET. so, STOP wearing V-Neck sweaters on The View bitch, and tell Barbara Walters to get a new face lift because this one isnt working for her.

Sticks and Bones Pt.2

I love Nicole Richie, but I'm starting to think that she really is on drugs. why has she taken the interest in the "king of celebrity junkies" Steve-O???

Look at this picture, she looks like she's been snorting coke all day. And dont get me started on her weight . . . she makes Calista Flockhart look like John Goodman. . .

If she truly wants loving why cant she just bone LL Cool J like everybody else in Hollywood, even Ryan Seacrest has had a piece of that ass. ... . I hope she doesnt die, and I truly mean that. LEAVE HER ALONE STEVE-O!!!

Alicia Keys-Jackson

Alicia Keys is sooo fucking fine!! I love her . . She can sing too. My favorite song is "Diary", it brings back tons of old memories, some good, some bad, some I dont want to talk about .. .some I sorta do, but im not. . . . so yeah, Meet Alicia the New Janet.

Sony Sucks

Why would you create a shoe and only make 150 pairs, for the Sony Software workers and hand picked celebs? Are you guys gay or something? bad enough I have to wait for the fucking price rate on the PS3 . . but now, I cant even buy a cool looking shoe.

Sony ... believe it or not. . .. your slowly losing your fans . . and the PS3 and the PSP2 better make-up for it.

Guilty Pleasure

I have to say Moo-riah's "Dont Forget About Us" is pretty catchy. I wonder how much money is she really making?
What she's spending it on? FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! This big bitch cant get enough of IHOP in the afternoon. I'm not hating on her, white people call her "fat", we call it "thick" which is a good thing. But can a white girl get thick without being fat first?? Thats a though questin . . lets ask Kristie Alley

Andy Warhol's Return

Not only does Andy Warhol and myself share the same birthday, but they're making a movie staring Guy Pierce as Andy and Sienna Miller as Edie Sedwick called "Factory Girl". somewhat of a bioflim of the beautiful Edie Sedwick in her prime. I think she died from a drug overdose or something (like every white person did in New York during that time) . . . . I'm not quite sure . .
but yeah, its gonna be a great flim not because some of the "surviving" proteges of Warhol will make cameo's, but because Jimmy Fallon is in it . . . yep. he's in the fucking movie. .. Why does Hollywood have to add "corny" american characters to movies that could win Emmy's? I mean, if Jimmy Fallon wasnt in "Taxi" with Queen Latifah, it would have been bigger than Lord of the Rings or something.

Avril The Anti-Dyke

I thought she was the biggest pop dyke of all time. you know, "she's angry, she's upset, she's on her period". But it just so happens, that's not the case.

She's a lovely,angry,little Canadian bitch, and I think I'm starting to like her. NOT HER MUSIC ,gawd I'd rather get fucked with a chainsaw than listen to ANY of her CD's. But to be honest, "she has the look of a top model, but can she act"? I sure hope so . .

Now, that FeFe Dobson . . . She's really going places. (lol)

My Favorite Episode

Justin Timberlake
Do you want to split a Toblerone?
Backstreet Boy
Oh, gosh. Yeah. I think I do.
Backstreet Boy
[Whistles like a train]
Backstreet Boy
Next stop, my thighs!

Family Guy is my FAVORTIE show, its so fucking funny!!! I think they should do more merchandise, they'ed make tons of cash.

Pregnant Lips

I cant believe Brad Pitt isnt shooting blanks. I wonder what the kid is gonna look like?? If its a boy, It better look like Brad, or that kid would be a instant "flaming queen". If its a girl, it still can look like Brad, but with the "tude" of Ms. Jolie.

I Just Cant Wait NOT to go

The month's are closing in on my trip to Japan, and I'm not excited. I have a strong feeling that I'M NOT GOING!!!! Now, you can call me a dumbass. I just dont want to go anymore, I feel like I'd rather be in New York than Japan right now, but maybe I'll change my mind when the date gets closer.

King of Blogs

This will be my 1st year entering the "BLOGGIES" which I hear is serious business . . and I WANT YOU TO VOTE FOR ME!!!!
I know my small but "entertaining" of a blog isnt much in the global world of the internet, but to even have my name mentioned on the fucking website would do me justice. I want to win for YOU guys and also, ME!!!!

SO VOTE FOR www.camvandam.blogspot.com "The Daily Diary of CamVanDam" a.k.a. "The Daily Diary of Cameron Woods".

You can only nominate me (3) times in different catagories, (4) including "Best Blog of the Year" (which would be a sign from god himself if I were to win)


Here's the link I HOPE I WIN(or just get nominated) http://2006.bloggies.com/

The Coolest Guy

The Burger King dude would be SO cool to hang out with. and I'm dead FUCKING serious, I love the commercials especially the one directed by David LaChappelle.

Newest Favorite Movies of All Time

Lost In Translation (I love the way its shot, its beautiful. I cant wait to go to Japan in May . .The hotel looks soooo futuristic, I MUST stay there. I think its like $500 a night, which is okay for me)

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (love those Addias .. .Loves Anjelica Huston and Bill Murray's performance. Another film shot beautifully)

Donnie Darko (Its .. . .its .. dark. . . Another film shot beautifully and has the one of the most confusing endings I've ever saw!! the soundtrack flawless. . . and Drew Barrymore was perfect.)

I just bought them on DVD which is great, I can waste my weekend watching the special features.

Lesbian Love Fest 2006

Christina said: "Kelly must have a crush on me - she's always saying things about me. I saw her at a club and said, 'Look, what is your problem?' and she had nothing to say."

The star first tried to end her war of words with feisty Kelly a year ago - who hit back saying she would "chuck her across the room.

" Kelly said: "Christina made out like she had started a fight with me, to make herself look cool. She's like a f***ing feather. I could pick her up and chuck her across the room."
"She has a mouth on her, but she's all talk. She only does it because she always has a security guard around to punch anyone she gets in a fight with."

Words of Wisdom from CVD
Look , its 2006. Time to start fresh, get over your lame ass MTV fued and make tons cash bitches. Stop acting like you have fucking PMS 365 days of the year.

With Love, Cameron.

Sticks and Stones

I got the new ads for the Nicole Richie for Jimmie Choo shoe line. She's still sickly looking, I dont care what people say she's totally not anorexic.

Just ask Lindsay Lohan. lol. But Nicole Richie is still a bad bitch. She still has crazy cash and doesnt give a fuck. Plus she loves shopping and pissing people off . . .which is also two of my favorite things.

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/celebrity/image_full/845/ for other Ads.

Pair lets Em' Hang

The self proclaimed (from myself) "bond girl of 2020" Paris Hilton goes bra-less on the streets of Burbank,California. The reason why I call Paris the next "Bond Girl of the year 2020" is because I have a strong feeling she's going to become a "bond girl",its only natural. So you hear it first from me,CVD.

Riding in MY car the RANGE ROVER (which to some people is seen as a chick car) arriving at the local recording studio to put (hopefully) the final touches on her new album. and I hope it doesnt suck as much as she did in that porno.