Nicole Likes The Juice

"The last time I ate was like 2-3 years ago. . .I promise I'll eat something next week . . I SWEAR to god" . . .

(Nicole Richie poke'n fun at her weight-loss @ a Jamba Juice)

America's Next Top Cell Phone

Well last night I broke my Tmobile Sidekick 2 . .. (My white pitbull "Dillon" was whinn'n and I got up to see what was up . . I went into the kitchen and BAM!! It fell on the marble floor. (But that didn't break it) I stepped back to pick it up and ~SMASH!!~ I crushed the fucking thing")

I'm not pissed off cuz about it. . .that only means I'm getting a new cell phone.. . which is GRREEAAATT!!!
I'm feeling these new line of RAZR phones. . .. I kinda want the burgundy color. . .
Nah . .I'll take the Dark Purple junt . . . .

The only fucked up thing is . .EVERYONE has a RAZR phone. . .its kinda like having an asshole . .your normal if you got one or weird ass hell if you don't. .

The search continues . . . . .

Dude Looks Like a Lady

Why must Serena Williams show off those masculine ass arms? I mean, its gross!! I have nothing but respect for "amazon built" women. . . Like Grace Jones, Xena, Roseanne, Big Bird .. . All those big bitches. . .

But this bitch is really made up like a MAN!! Only a Williams sister can fuck up a perfectly good Louis Vuitton dress . . . She looks like Wesley Snipes wearing a nappy ass wig to a Miss Gay Pride pagent in Vegas.. . .

High Fashion: Crunk Covers

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Eartha F'N Kitt has given Beyonce permission to play her in a bio-pic. . . Lets hope she does so. . .

This would be a good move for Beyonce. . I really see Oscar potential in her,

I just wish she'd stop getting roles of a female that can sing. . . I mean DUH . . We know you can sing, shut the fuck up already . ..

Meet Vida Guerra

Known as the Latina "Buffie The Bodie" Vida Guerra has made a transition from Video Hoe-Video Girl- Video Vixen- Commercial Hoe- and now. . . Playboy Bunny Hoe!!!. . ..

She's been in video's such as Kanye's "Workout Plan" and Nelly & Diddy's "Shake ya Tailfeather".

She's cute too. . (Unlike Buffie, who may I add is 43 fucking years old!)

Check her out in the June Issue of Playboy Magazine



. . skeet . ..skeeet. . . bitch.

What Tha Flying Fck??

*Old pic*Mariah @ press conference for Emancipation of Mimi

Do you see what i see?? Someone giving Mariah water . . .

Mariah Carey is the TRUE DIVA. . ..

fuck Celine Dion. .

Why Janet?? WHY!!!

What the fuck is really up Janet?? You lost the weight . . BEAUTIFULLY. . . but you show us that you got a fcked up "Tit job"??

Was this J.D's fault??

Did he put you up to this???

Oh man, when you thought everything was gonna be great, something really gay fucks it all up .. .

This shit really has to stop. . . .

First Vivica . .

Now Janet. . .

who's next??

Beyonce??!!??

What's happening to the world?? Geeez!

Now Playing: Kelis

So sad that this video didnt air on MTV nor BET. . . . Its my FAVORITE song and the video is really cool . . . Best video so far. . ..

Kelis-Millionaire

Once you watch this second video by Kelis. .. you will understand why they had to make a "safer' version .. . .

Kelis- Milkshake (Version 1#)

Baby Boom Shack-kuh-lack-kuh

Mz.Jolie and her baby-daddy Brad Pitt has brought a little girl into the world.. .

"Baby Shiloh Novel Jolie-Pitt". . .

Now I can't say her name. . or barely spell it correctly. .

So I'm gonna call her Baby J-P for short. ..

She's kinda cute too.

Congrats to Angie and Brad for having a HAWT baby in Africa . . .

Lindsay BLOhan

Our good friend (and Paris Hilton hater) Lindsay Lohan caused a little scene at the CDFA Awards. . .A spy for Page Six reports that Lindsay got up to "powder" her nose a whomping 6 times . .

Now if this bitch give us 1 more reason to say she's on the "china white". . . I'm officially going to abandon her ass, and dog her the fuck out. . .

We love you Lindsay . . but don't go all Rick James on us. . .

seriously . .

Countdown.. .. 2 Months

My Wife Lil Kim is about to fall up out tha Philly Fed cage. . . . CAN'T WAIT for her and Foxy to get into it. . . . 2006 will be Lil Kim's year!!

MEOW!!!!!

CVD Must Haves: Top 3 Summer Items

Blackberry 8700c

Rocawear Prokeds. . . $45 CHEAP!
Unknown Hoodie, if you know what brand this is. . .Lemme Know. .

People say . . . "You don't need materialistic things . .Its something that you can do without. ." . But those people have never stood outside for hours . .and hours . ..and hours . .just for a pair of Jeans or Jordans "-Cameron W.

She Devil

SHE'S CUMMING FOR YOU MARIAH!!!

RUN BITCH!!!

EXXXCLUSIVE:MTV Movie Awards Promo

Check out the cameo . ..

Fuckin hilarious!!

K-Fed Gayin It Up

Here's a recent interview in Item Magazine from the "Blackest man in Hollywood";

On the public :: "I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I'm a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can't win."

On rumors :: "You'll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I'm there and I'm out at a club, I am there for a reason. I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21.

"On his kids :: "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit.

"On his image :: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to.

"On his media conspiracy theory :: "The same day Dick Cheney shoots someone, they've got me on the cover of MSN [Web site]. It's life they're diverting attention from what's really going on."

HMMMM... . LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS GOTTEN THAT "SPECIAL PHONE CALL" FROM SUGE KNIGHT. . . . I WONDER WHY THE QUICK CHANGE OF HEART??? LOL.

Vivica Foxx DYKE'N It Up

This isnt here "poker face". . . she really does look like this. . .All that plastic surgery has really fucked up my former favorite black actress up physically . . and getting boned by 50 Cent has REALLY fucked her up mentally. . ..

But at least she's not smoking crack. .. (yet) . . . . and I havent heard about her getting pregnant or getting fucked by any rednecks for an Oscar . .. So the bitch must be doing something good. . .

Hot Child In the City

"Queen of Hollyhood Crunk" Nicole getting wild at some airport. . . with some crazy ass asian fans. . . .(I hear they are the most loyal and cool fans. . .outta all of us) 6/5/06.. .

OOOOOOHHHH I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SHE PUTS ON THAT WEIGHT AGAIN!!!!! SHE'S GON BE SOO F'CKIN CRUUNNKK!!!! Unstopable. ..




Paris has been rumoured to go after the R&B side instead of the "Hip Hop Pop" crowd. . .
Is the hoe serious?? Beyonce, Ashanti, Keyshia Cole and even Nicole Richie's album sales would eat her sch up ALIVE. . . She better be careful .. . she's stepping into very DANGEROUS territory. . . .

Prozac Nation

Jessica Simpson has hit rock bottom .. . . I wouldnt be surprised if she was trying to slit her wrist with a spoon right about now. . . ..

Bad News

Blogger.com is going through some technical problems tonight, I can't upload pics .. and I was having trouble signing in. . . So, hopefully shit will be up and running tonight or later tommorw. . . I absolutley HATE when this sch happens. . . .

EXXXCLUSIVE *The Simple Life 4*

This is why I LOVE NICOLE RICHIE!!!!





TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!

Now Playing

Pharrel FT. Kanye West- #1

I don't really know if I LOVE or HATE this video . . . I mean . . I expected a WHOLE LOT from Hype Williams. . this was sorta a big let down . .

As for the fashion . .OMG!! Check out Pharrel's Metalic Louis Vuitton bag. . Fall 2006!!

Oh and Kanye's Red Vintage Members's Only jacket. . VERY 80'Z!!

The girls were cute . . . Not acting too much or being video hoe's. . (hello, superhead) .. . The scenery was hot, I really liked it. . the sky was beautiful and the clouds were very dramitc. . . Nice. .

Naomi Sells It

Naomi Campbell is selling her Park Avenue duplex. The Post's Braden Keil reports the catwalker is listing her six-room condo for $5.25 million.
The 3,100-square-foot apartment - scene of two separate incidents Campbell had with staff members - features double-height ceilings, three bedrooms, four baths, a library, a large dressing room, and a "floating" master bedroom with a yacht-like teak bathroom that includes a four-person sunken tub. -PAGE SIX

If I only had a vagina. . . some poor NBA player would be mailing me hush money at this very moment. . . DAMMITT!! I NEED THAT DUPLEX!!

Nick Cannon is a Hoe

Well thats something we've always knew. . but we didnt know how GREAT a HOE Nick Cannon really was til today. . ..

MTV host Nick Cannon suspects there are X-rated videos of his wild sexcapades floating around Hollywood. The host of “Wildin’ Out” confesses to Complex magazine: “I used to have a house in the Hollywood Hills when I was 19 [and on Nickelodeon]. It was me and Kenan Thompson from ‘Kenan and Kel.’ I know in my room I had the video cameras set up, and I don’t know what happened to a lot of those tapes. We were throwing parties every day. I had to move out of L.A. because I was too wrapped up in that scene. It wasn’t really about girls’ feelings; it would just be like a contest to see how many chicks I could smash off.”

Like I said before. . .(and I got into trouble for doing so). . . Has Nick Cannon (or Jamie Foxx) ever heard of a fucking rubber??

I mean can celebs catch AIDS??

Oh Thats right. . . they can't. .
Just ask Magic Johnson .. or at least Paris Hilton . .

Didn't Nick Cannon fuck her already?? NO WAAAIIT. . .

that was 50 Cent. . MY BAD NICK!!!

PS: SORRY BOUT THE SLIGHTLY GAY EYE CANDY PIC. . . THIS WAS THE ONLY PIC I FOUND THAT WAS DECENT. . . I MEAN . . ITS DECENT CAUSE HE'S WEARING A FUCKING JACKET. . . EVERYTHING ELSE WAS SHIRTLESS AND VERY, VERY BROKEBACK. .

WERE 1 YEAR'S OLD!!!!

Yay!! We've gotten this far, I think we can go for another year or 8.
.. Lol. Anyway, I wanna thank all of my readers for emailing me, gettin
crunk on those who doubted me and for laughin at my "retodded" ass
jokes! Shouts Out to my GHOSTWRITTAHZ n future GHOSTWRITTAHZ (sport hurry
up wit dat story dude!). And to all the crazy ass celebs and dumb pop
culture that started the site.. . I'll be back up and running in a few
days, don't sleep on me. . I'm comming back!
GAWD SAVE HOLLYWOOD -CVD

SICK DAY/WEEK

I'm sorry yall, but I'm sick. . .well I know my "style" is sick and my
"blog" is sick. . . But I'm very sick. . As in "ill".. . Don't know when
I'm gonna feel better, prolly monday.. . . Or saturday.. . You guys
know how to act when dads not at home.. .
God Save Hollywood.. . From CVD

SPEECHLESS

All I know is . . . . I don't think I would have been still strapped down .. . . . Janet would have been pregnant as soon as she got through. . . .On da FORREALL!!

CVD EXXXXCLUSIVE

Pharrell ft. Kanye West-#1 http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=F2FBFDAD1706B59D

I LOVE DIS SONG!!! I Can't wait til "In My Mind" is released!! CRUNK . . But like I said this song is a banger. .. . .

EVEN DOE . .. . . .

(I know alot of yall was like "DAMN, I KNEW HE WAS GON THAT)

Pharell sounds exactly like Michael Jackson "Black in the Day" . . . and even though Kanye was rapping about a girl he was feeling. . he came off very gay. . not because he was talking about himself (like always) ..

but as I listened to the lyrics. . . I was seeing Kanye . .standing in the Versace store acting like a "flame'n fag" telling girls "Hmm honey you look F-A-B-O . .Honey gurrrl you workin dat skirt! This bitch is FIERCE!! OKAAAAYYY ~and snaps his fingers and rolls his neck)

That is what I think of Kanye when he's rapping about girls, he's just being "gay'" he's actually dissing girls through out all of his songs. . just listen to a couple of them . . when he compliments one girl for being the "best dressed bitch" . .

he disses another chick because she's wearing something fake. . . which is something that some gay people do. . . .

Anyway . . Listen to the song, LOVE IT OR HATE IT. . .

Now Playing: Pepsi

I like the Mariah version . .I REALLLY LOVE THAT SONG!!!! Mariah's coming up and is gonna stay on top . . . . .

Now since the Christina and Mariah are rivaling I think this is gonna be a great match up . .




NOTE: Britney is out the picture. . . she's married with the "blackest man" on the planet and I LOVE her for it.. .

So . . . let these hoez fight!! Both of them look good, both of them can sing they're ass off. . . both of them are crazy ass hell. . .Well , maybe just Mariah.

Must Haves: Iced Out Pez!!!

I want one!!!

Get Crunk . .

Tasteless rumours on Remy Ma. . . . Everybody is saying that she's going to G-Unit. . . I sure hope so, cuz she's a diamond in the ruff. . . I mean, she's no Foxy Brown. . nor Lil Kim. . nor Charli Baltimore .. nor Missy Elliott. . nor Trina. . . . Khia perhaps???

Then, everybody is saying she's a dyke. .I don't think so, she's a bit ruff.. . .We know that for sure. . but just cuz she piss standing up and has a hairy chest doesn't mean she's gay. . ITS WUTEVA.

Anyway, she's just being Remy. . or Rem. Buy the album

I like her style. . Let that fat hang !!!!

CVD's Possible or Impossible

Would Paris Hilton look like this if she let herself go? Possible?? or Impossible??

Gay people will confuse Christina Aguilera with a Brooklynn latin street whore because of her new "cleaned up" look. . .AY PAPI! Possible?? or Impossible??

High Fashion:Age' N Beautifully

Iman (She should come back to the runway, school deez bitches)

Halle Berry(Not that old, but looking good in this laced gown CRUNK!!)

Janet Jackson(Just turned 40 on 5/16/06. . Happy B-Day . .CONTROL!)

These women here show you that "Black don't crack" . . I would have put Vivica Foxx in here but the bitch fuckked her face . . . So. . . .. . yeah.

Mariah V.S XXXTina

Christina Aguilera said Mariah Carey came over to her at some party and made degrading comments. Although her nearly nude pictures attracted much of the attention in the June issue of GQ magazine, this is pretty juicy...

Christina Aguilera on Mariah Carey:"
She was never cool to me… to the point that one time we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me…But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated.

"Mariah Carey's response:"
I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior," she said in a statement to Access Hollywood. "It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive and I will keep her in my prayers."

Christina's final word to Access:"
At this point in my life, I do not want any bad energy with anyone. My intentions where not to upset Mariah with any statements that were published or taken out of context. I have all the respect in the world for her."

Yeah Yeah. . .XXXTina is about to take out Mariah and try and climb the R&B charts. . I can smell it. . . .

Now Playing

Rihanna-Unfaithful



I truly love this song, I can't really catch the meaning of it, which is cool. .

Stunnuh Shades On!!

(Ms. Jackson Jr).. Ciara

Kelly Osbourne

Nicole Richie

Watch N Learn

Beyonce and her baby sister Solange doing the photoshoot for Beyonce's MOTHER line H.O.D. . .. Now, I think this is cool, cause the line is hot. .

But could they atleast get some dresses to fit the girls? AND Beyonce's ass shoulda been all over this ad campaign, someone's being stingy. . .

Solange is okay, I'm SOOO glad she isn't trying to pursue music like B . .So, I kinda like her for that.
Oh yeah. .. .These clothes will be sold at MARSHALL .. . So gather your coupons and discount walking shoes. .

Happy Mother's Day Bitch

Nicole Richie being the rude bitch that she is gave her mother flowers on mothers day. . How GAY!! BUT COOL!!

Anyway, I didn't give my mother anything for Mother's Day . .I know, I know, I'm the most evil person in the world. . . But fuck it.



Did you hear that someone stole Paris Hilton's gift(s) for her mother on Mother's Day . . Christian Dior pumps, hand bag and Chanel jewelry . . .

lol. I think I know who did it. . .

Winona's at it AGAIN!!!

Now Playing:PSP

My graduation is on the 21st . . and I'm already spending the "congrats cash" . . So I got my eye on this White Sony PSP . . .

its was only released in Japan. . . and I think its cool. . . and whatever CVD wants.. . CVD gets. . . no exceptions. . . . So, here are some vids of it. . . tell me what you think ..

Sony PSP "In the Morning" Loves this commercial. . . Japs can watch TV on their FUCKING PSP's!!!!




Sony PSP in the Evening

Sony PSP game Talkman ~too funny~

Gross Me Out Long Time!!

Latoya Jackson . . . G.M.O.L.T.!!!!

What the fuck is up with her face?? She . . omg . .lol. . .fuck it.

Its Gayer Than You Think

MADONNA FREAKS BEWARE. . . IF YOU HOTLINK THESE PICS I WILL SET YOUR FIRST CHILD ON FIRE AND SPAM YOUR IP ADDRESS . . .

For Madonna's World Tour she scrapped up the only designer she hasn't pissed off this year. . I was expecting Karl Lagerfeld or Dolce and Gabbana . .

but the head designer for the Madonna Disco Tour is. . . .

"The King of Futuristic Fashion"Jean Paul Gaultier!!

I found some sketches of some of the outfits Madonna will be performing in.. .I like the 1st two. . .

CVD's Possible or Impossible

HMMMMMM????? Kobe Bryant is on the DL . . .

Possible or Impossible??