Paris Loves me .. . . .

Paris Hilton you guys called me today. Here's the script to the convo.

PH: Like Hello?
CW: Hello? who is this?
PH: Oh Cam, its me Paris.
CW: O. . . um. . . you again. . . . . . I meant to call you bu-
PH: Thats Hot!
PH: Yeah! I was calling to give you a early Happy Birthday! So happy birthday .. bitch.
CW: Paris. . . you have to stop calling me bitches, Ima guy.
PH: Well My Fiancee likes it when I call him a bitch.
CW: Well thats because he is a bitch Paris.
PH: Thats Hot.
CW: . . . . . . What are you doing?
PH: Eating cheeto's. Loves it!
CW: Paris, Im gonna hang up now, this call is long distance.
PH: Whatever, you better call me bitch. k, LOVES IT BYE!!!!
CW: Dammit!

( to all of the dumb bitches, everyone knows she didnt call me. I called her. pubicist.)

Ms. Witherspoon doesn't like Jessica's Image

REESE WITHERSPOON has hit out at JESSICA SIMPSON, accusing her of cashing in on her stupidity. The actress was appalled with Simpson's behaviour in her reality show NEWLYWEDS, insisting she should be ashamed not celebrate her ignorance. "Creating a cultural icon out of someone who goes, 'I'm stupid, isn't it cute?' makes me want to throw daggers". . . . . . . Someone's a bit "cranky" cuz they can't get a job. I think Reese should stick to her own problems. Her "husband" acts like he'd rather fuck a dog than be with her. hey, I'm just putting the facts on the street.They are a odd couple.

Jessica says "Disney = Crazy People!!"

JESSICA SIMPSON was thrilled to beat BRITNEY SPEARS for the role of DAISY DUKE in THE DUKES OF HAZZARD, and has taken a backhanded swipe at the superstar singer.
The victory was all the more sweet because Simpson missed out on a part in kids show THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB at the expense of Spears and CHRISTINA AGUILERA - but the NEWLYWEDS star now insists she's glad she never made the grade.
Simpson says, "I'm glad I didn't get the Mickey Mouse Club. I got to be a normal kid.
"It makes me more proud to have gone through failure and then have success."

What a great way of saying "Hey Disney, Fuck You!! YEAH!!

Britney Loves Gold!!!

Britney digging for that good ol' booger gold. She loves Goooooooooooooooollld!!! The look of it , they taste the "shmell", the texted-cha".- GoldMember

Brad-Big Lips

Well. If they dont want to admit that they're a couple, Then I guess this should help. You know you're in love when you eat together at the IHOP and fly a jet for breakfast. Oh yeh, Brad Pitt ordered French toast for breakfast, while his girlfriend Jolie got pancakes and bacon.

Nicole Feeling Fab . .

But looks like Mighty Mouse.

Ms. Kim Stewart

We here at DDCW love Kim. . . Well until we find some dirt on her. But what hasn't been said that we dont already know.

She's a whore.
Her dad likes to wear Spandex underwear.
She likes to be called Paris Hilton in public.
She can't model that well.
Her credit cards are never valid at Saks.

See, these are some things that we already know. Maybe she's just a boring person.

Looking Homeless

I think this is how poor people should dress.

Here we go again....

Ashlee Simpson is dating the kid with the "Hair" again. Or I think guess so. . . . . . I guess she needs some kind of inspiration for her new album. Lets just hope she skips anything live, or taped. Look at that dumbass look on his face!!

Gross

OMG!! Mary Kate has no ass!!!

Dust in the Wind

Here's a pic of Nicole Richie walking on the beach. Just looking crazy for the paparazi. I wonder if shes a reader of the DDCVD??

"Im gonna strut"

I think I'm stuck in 1976 or something. I've been saying stupid shit like "Groovy" and "Cut me some slack Jack". . . . . Im feel so o o o o o o o o uncool when I slip and say dumb shit like this. LOL. Anyway, here's Jack "Awesome-bourne" (maybe. . . . okay . . . . no) Leaving a club. He looks cool. Im happy he's getting laid more often.

Mommie Dearest

Madonna .. . . Getting older. Her Daughter . . . . next Madonna. I can see it now . . . on TRL in the year 2020. LOVES IT!!

Tara Reid......Sloppy Looking

GROSS!!! Tara looks soooo nasty!! its soooo gross to me. Its like her skin doesnt fit or something. Ew.

Lil Kim Mug Shot

This is a old Mug Shot of Kim. She looked really fine back then. Im not even gonna clown her on this one.

See what happens when you speak the truth

Someone (Kristin Dunst) said that I was "god" and got locked up for being sooooo right. lol.

Bug-Eyed Hoe's

Im sooooo tired of seeing A-List celebs look like fools. But if it wasnt for them, I wouldn't be here. Anyway, Nicole Richie started this trend to be thin. Now she's moved over to accessories. Bug-Eyed glasses are in and 2-Tone colors are out. Here are some famous bitches that look like flies. :)

Yay!!!

I finally got a "Daily visitor Counter" for my site. I hope I get up to a Million !! Okay, maybe like 100. But its all good!! Im moving on up!!

Lil Kim's "Naked Truth"

"Biggie made her, Brooklynn taught her." On Kim's new album, she's coming back harder than ever. Dissing everyone from Lil Cease and Junior Mafia, 50 Cent and Foxy Brown. There's a track called "Spell Check," a possible single produced by Red Spyda, where the so-called black Erica Kane actually spells out a bunch of words in her rhymes, sort of similar to how K-Solo got down on the classic record "Spellbound." Kim says she likes it raw like ODB, and before she bows out on the track, she addresses her "Magic Stick" co-star 50 Cent."Your man five-o, I don't see him in the club/ 'Cause he's out in CT with a ....," she raps, next making reference to a homosexual act.

Later her wrath turns toward Lil' Cease and Junior M.A.F.I.A., comparing the crew to a part of a woman's anatomy because they "took the DA's side."Kim yells "f--- Junior M.A.F.I.A." and anyone who rides with them on the anti-snitch anthem "My N---as," and she addresses them again on "So Quiet." Kim references her recent perjury trial (see "Lil' Kim Gets A Year And A Day In Prison") and says her former crew was "droppin' dimes like Sprint" and "confessing like Usher.
"Elsewhere on the record, Kim doesn't say Foxy Brown's name, but makes it obvious she's talking about the Ill Nana, rhyming "Jacki-O proved you far from a fighter/ ... I'm not gonna come at you, I'm gonna come at your ghost writer."It's a big mama thing all over again on "The Game's in Trouble." Kim professes that her microphone dormancy has ended over a track that samples Michael Jackson's "Heartbreak Hotel.
" She acts like Cheryl Miller, coaching girls on how to deal with men; she wipes smiles off haters' faces and makes it hard for them to breathe. So why else is the rap game is trouble? Oh that's an easy one; Kim is "the biggest, baddest bitch in town" and "everybody knows the girl gets down." Even the feds know her steelo.
-Mtv News

Exclusive: Former B2K member performs at Gay Pride

Maybe its not all about the money, or fame. Because at this very moment he has nothing to lose. So, I guess to get his name in the papers "Raz B" of B2K is gonna perform at the Bay Area Gay Pride thingy on August 20th.

Its gonna be on the tele and trust me . . . I will have screen caps for you all. In my opinion, I think its a great opportunity for him to break the ice on B2K. I mean, he tried to get them back together. . . He tried to Un-Divatized Omarion. . . . and nothing has happened. I predict, around Christmas time of this year. . . . One of the Ex-members of B2K will be writing a tell all book about EVERYTHING.

How do you explain those pics of them being extremely gay in a Orlando Hotel. . . ? Did you know that it is some identical pics that are about 5 years old of the group IMX (Immature)??

Did you know that B2K's manager Chris Stokes has also managed Marques Houston of IMX and the fact that he gave Houston the idea of posing nude for Playgirl Magazine??? (O, and that's really in the works as we speak. He got a $2 Million deal for the future layout a couple of weeks ago)

OMG!! I don't know . . . It seems asif Chris Stokes is playing a whole lotta roles in this drama. Im not gonna call him a perv yet, but someone will pretty soon.

Gie-Gie had to Pee-Pee

Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas had pissed all over herself at some local concert today. She was a trooper about the whole thing and stayed on stage. Not my ass!! I would have ran off stage as soon as I felt it running down my leg!

Paris Hilton "Bond Girl Chic"

Paris still on a life time vacation in the middle of nowhere. Love her outfit. its very 80's prostitute . . . . or 70's beach whore. .. . . Anyway, Loves it.

Nicole V.S. Paris :Box Office

Sparring socialites Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are set to go head-to-head when their new movies are released on the same day. .

The ex-best friends will reportedly battle it out at the box office when Paris's 'National Lampoon's Pledge This!' and Nicole's 'Kids In America' both hit cinema screens on November 4.

'Kids In America' producer Andrew Shaifer claims he set the movie's release date four months ago and suspects 'Pledge This' bosses picked the same date for maximum publicity.

I've already saw clips of Nicole's "Kids in America" and I think she might win over Paris.

Big Momma Britney

Today was Kevin Federline's daughter(with Shar Jackson) birthday. Here's a pic of Big Momma Brit playing Big Step Momma. I really wonder what will her child look like . . . . Will it be more Britney or Kevin?? Ewww. i wonder what would JT and CD's kids would look like. . . . .

Good News!!

I saw a dead cat in the street today! . . . . . I never liked that fucking cat . . . . . . I'd always throw hot water on it to get it away from my house. it was really irratating. And you know what FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU PETA!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I had to get that off of my chest. Anyway, its dead! ha! But, that not all of the good news.

Today is August 1st, which is means I have 5 days left to find something to wear on saturday who is August 6th, which is also the greatest day in the world. (no, not the fact that Rick James died on it) Its my BIRTHDAY!!!! LETS HAVE A PARTY BITCHES!!!

But you know what, I feel like im too old for parties. i mean, I am turning the BIG 18. .. . . (Im soooooooo fuckinh old, its sad).

So, im trying to decide what should I do. . . . . . . its a saturday . . . . . . .. its my birthday . . . . . . . and im gonna be around friends . . . . . . . . .

I still can't think of anything to do. but hey, this is just day one. TRUST ME, the days are gonna get worst until 6th. I know this. It happens every year. Nothing will go as planned and the whole day will be gay.

CRAP!! I gotta find some new shoes cuz my Air Force Ones are looking ah-bit yellow-ish. So, anyways, i'll holla 2morrow. Loves it!

Kelly O Tells All

Its reported that she claims "Anyone that's on top and is a blonde-bombshell is on dope". "I know because I did drugs with them."I guess she's tired of people clowning her about being a druggie. THAT'S IT KELLY!! STAB THOSE BITCHES BACK!! or whatever Sharon would say. So, Here at DDCW we want to find out what blonde-bombshell's Kelly is talking about. The Blonde chicks she hangs out with when she's in the states are:

Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
That guy from Heatherette "he does have a drug history"
Nicole Richie? "I wouldn't really count her as a blonde"
She's also been seen with Jessica Simpson on a occasion or two.

So, I guess that's the list for right now. I'll have an update pretty soon. This is a very serious situation we have here. . . . . . . SIKE!!!!

Lindsay's Home

She's back from her vacation and looking okay. I heard that she didn't go to her premiere of Herbie:Fully Loaded cuz her folks finalized the divorce. Somehow, that's suppose to be funny . . .

Who's that guy?

Look at that dude in the background. he looks like he has to pee or something. . . . . . . . . ..

Anyway its Ashlee Simpson at the premire of Dukes of Hazzard. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! who made thst dress?? Heatherette??!! GROSS!!!

Tara Drunk . . . .

A bunch of pics are swirling around of Tara, Paris and Paris on a gett-a-way someowhere. nothing new or spectacular has come up. O, the greeks are outraged now. They just saw the Paris "Hoe'tel Heiress" sex tape. I know, I know, their late. But hey, the damge has already been done in the USA. Time for Paris to go international on her back.

Ms.Berry's Dummie

She bought this dummie for like $35,000!! Thats fucking retarded . .. . Maybe she's the dumb one.

How Rude!

I got this picture in a email today. This is totally not funny bitches!!

OOOOOOOOKaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

I guess I wont move over to typepad. It looks pretty funny compared to Blogger. So, Anyway. I have some good news.

My Birthday is on August 6th, which means FUN FUN and SEX. Maybe with someone I dont know, Maybe not. But its gonna happen. Just like last year. We went to this party and thats all I remember. its gonna be INSANE. O yeh,

R&B Singer Maxwell's album has been pushed back cuz he's talking bout gay dudes and shit. its gonna be c r a z y !!!!!!!!!!! so, love it bitch.

Busy Bitch PT.2

Im soooooooooooooooooooooooo sorrrry you guys I havent been online to update the page. I will have a whole new line up by friday. so dont rush me!!! Im trying to decide if I should move over to Typepad.com . . . . . So, Come back on friday for an update!!

Kate Moss Doesn't Snort

Kate Moss won substantial libel damages on Wednesday over a Sunday newspaper's claims that she had collapsed in a cocaine-fueled coma.The paper's article, headlined "Kate in Cocaine Coma" and tagged a "showbiz exclusive,"The story had alleged that Moss, had "collapsed into a coma and had to be revived after taking tons of cocaine" in Barcelona in June 2001." What a party that was!
I wonder why I wasn't invited, I like to lie about taking drugs . . . . . or do I . . . . . ? ?

OJ

OJ Simpson is in the news again and not in a good way again. He's been stealing DirecTV signals with two "bootloaders" at his home. Of course, Simpson denies it, claiming he was not living in the house at the time, though DirecTV says "the evidence is overwhelming." Sound familiar? And a judge has ordered Simpson to pay $25,000 to the satellite service. Like that'll happen.

Nicole is Barefoot

I know she has shoes. . . . . Well at least she's not in a public bathroom.

Paris Gets Sued

She's getting sued by that dude she was knocking up's Ex-girlfriend for the only harmful thing Paris could ever do to anyone . . . . . . . Slander!! OMG!! What chaos!! What Drama!! Oh No. .. . . Not Paris Hilton and slander!! Here comes trouble!! Ha.

Mary-Kate gets Greek

Mary-Kate Olsen gets knocked up by some greek Billionaire dude and now she's dating him. How cool are the greeks now . . . I mean first the Olympics and now our beloved Billion dollar party sluts.!!
Greeks are the must have accessories for this summer!

But Wait... Mr. Urban Outfitters !!! . . . . . You can't make any harmful t-shirts about them!! So, . . . . no shirts like"Alabama is cleaner than Greece" or "Im greek and have money, so, I'm bone'n a American!"
Its just not cool you guys! lol.

Beat on the Brat

I had a dream that I kicked the shit outta this whiny racist fag named Jesse. He was a pop star and I was a major clothing designer. I had to size him up and I notice that he was a little short in one major area. I threw a few jokes about his small package and he got up set. Then, he started to do like these gay ass karate poses. I laughed and charged at him. So, Britney Spears is un-pregnant at the moment and is begg'n me to stop stomping the fuck outta him. So, I stopped and smiled and said. "Rip her to shreads"!! . . . . . . . . Whatever the fuck thats suppose to mean!! Then, I woke up and turned on my ipod. . . . . . How strange that was.. . . . . . I dont even know what I meant by "Rip her to shreads". .. .. . . Could it be that ol' Blondie song I use to like? ? ? ? I dunno.

Hang'n on the Telephone

OMG!! Its Nicole Richie and she's talking on my phone!! Well, the phone I plan on getting for my b-day. Its the new Motorola Razr Black. But, I don't know. I kinda hate the fact that I constantly change my mind and I'm never satisfied with a decision I make. Its like once I have it, I don't want it anymore. Kinda Like Jude Law....Loves it!

Mullet Action

Yes. Its Mr. F with a mullet and Mr. F with a bad goatee. I guess they're shooting some western redneck cop flick.Or maybe its Swat 2.........

Lil' Ashanti

A federal jury said Ashanti owes $630,000 to her first producer for breach of contract. I guess the newest hip hop trend is going to court and paying tons of cash. Like Lil Kim, Ashanti could have faced jail time. Damn! I wish she would have did something more serious like beat a bitch down or stole something!! Now I have to watch more of her videos on BET and MTV!! CRAP!! She doesnt have any dance moves..... all she does is touch her hair and tits.Bur hey, atleast she doesnt lip sing. Maybe she could lip sing if she really knew how to sing.

Back then didn't want me.....

Man, make-up is the new god.

Jessica's Cool

More and more rumours are swirling around about the possible fact that Jessica Simpson could be breaking up with hubby "Mr.Stuck-up".In my opinion, I think he's gay. Only because he gets "whiny" at Jessica for having more fame than he does. He's a 90's has been and can't live with it. Im pretty sure he's fucking some other chick (or guy) while Jessica is on the red-carpet. I hope she leaves his ass and settles with Johnny Knoxville.
P.S. I love that new LV bag, its hard to get. I dont want one, im dude! Bitch!

Pamela Downs the whole Thing!!

"I just swallowed it all up inside" said Pamela Anderson about how she felt when she heard she was being roasted. "I guess I'm at a certain point in life when I'm famous enough to be "dogged out" by others celebs". "it sounds like fun!" I can only imagine who's gonna be there and what type of fucked up jokes they have about her. Its on Comedy Central on August 14.

Eminem not finished

Reports from the rapper's hometown of Detroit last week had sources close to Em saying that he planned to retire following his Anger Management run. He's tired of the limelight, they said. He wants to produce other artists, they said. They even gave a date — September 17, when he's slated to play Slane Castle in Ireland on the last scheduled show of the Anger Management Tour — for his last concert.Not so fast, said the man himself. "When I say I'm taking a break, I'm taking a break from my music to go in the studio and produce my other artists and put their albums out. That's called taking a break for me," Em told MTV News. "When I know my next move, I'll tell everyone my next move. Not some reporter who writes a story about 'This is Eminem's last album.' I never said [Encore] was my last album. I never said anything yet. I don't know what I'm doing yet. Nothing is definite, you know what I'm sayin'? Nothing is written in stone. So, I guess you gay people still have to suffer the lyrics of a broken down white rapper, or from most of his proteges. Loves it! From the look of this Mugshot, I hope he gets back in jail... He's FIERCED!!

Courtney F'N Love

Courtney's daughter Frances Bean was cool with Steven Spielberg's son. He had a bar mitzvah and she wasn't invited. Courtney was drunk when interviewed about the incident. She bashed Spielberg and his movies. lol. A mothers love..... Anyway, guests like burlesque babe Dita Von Teese and actress Josie Marain partied by the pool. That's gay. Her daughter is really cool.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

I'm soooooooooooooo bored!! I could have had tons of gossip for you today, but im tired...... and lame....... and when I'm both, I'm not busy....... When Im not busy, I'm tired and lame. so, its a vicious cycle that im going through at the moment. BUT..... Tomorrow I'll tons of news...... About everything from sing bears to gay Disney characters, k? Loves it!! Anyway, to make it up to you, read that picture above... Its soooooo crazy!