Hardcore Heaven

2005 is the year of the remakes. "Dukes of Hazzard" "Bewitched" and "The HoneyMooners". My predictions are that they're gonna sell tickets but not from I. Why not remake "Psycho" with Alan Cumming as Norman Bates and directed by David La Chappelle. What about a remake on Friday the 13th and Quentin Tarantino as the director. How about some fucking flims that the real movie go'ers actually want to see. HollyWood gossip says that for the next few years almost every last vintage american moment will be remaked into film. Can you say a waste of time?? I have a plot for you "Taxi" the Horror Version... Amanda Lepore (Transexual) is now playing Di Nero's role as the crazed taxi driver and Nicole Ritchie is her druggie sidekick/lesbian lover;(totally New York meets Las Vegas Grunge) Marilyn Manson plays a priest and Vin Diesel is a hitman. Now get the same dude that directed "Sin City" and tell that wouldnt be a classic.