Complex Magazine Bash

I'm not one of the type that say's dumb shit like "I LOVE COMPLEX MAGAZINE, I READ IT ALL OF THE TIME!!!" and really don't . .

BUT . . I'm here to prove to you that I actually DO read Complex Magazine. . and tell you that it REALLY IS a great magazine . ..

Once my email stops being gay .. . i'll post the pics. . .

Anway, Congrats to Complex on their 4th Anniversary!! Keep it up!

Here are some pics of the folks that showed up to the event. .

Milkshake 2006?

If you all are wondering "why does cam have a pic of the wonderfulc Kelis on his site??" . .

Well I'm also a BIG fan of Kelis's. . . I've been down with her since "Saddest Story" back in the 90's . . til now. . .

If you haven't seen her latest video "Bossey", then head over to www.music.aol.com

The video looks like a VERY sexual version of Fiona Apple's "Criminal" . . and Keli's grill is CRRRAAAAZZZZYYY!!! So, go and check it out. . I love her. . .

Fashion Do's

MISSY B DA NAME YALL SHOULD ALREADY KNO!!!!!! I BEEN AROUND LONGER DEN SCARFACE SOLD COKE!!!

I've been a fan of Missy's for a LONG, LONG, LONG time. . Micking her looks, using her slang, copying her moves. . EVERYTHING. She can NEVER do wrong in my book. I'm a big fan of the 80's and Missy has always wore Adidas . . She's crunk, she's energetic. . She's what I'm all about. I can honestly say . . If her and Kanye West had a love child, I'd be it.

Throw-Back Hoe

I remember this freaky bitch . . .She was such a fck'n tease.

B Right Back

Wudddup yall, its ya boy CVD . . I'm gonna be absent for a few days . .maybe til saturday. .Not sure. . . But I will be back soon!! I got alot of college prep to do . .you know how it is. . ..

God Save HollyWood,

-Camvandam

Fan Art

Neptune Girl from the Pw Forum designed this for her favorite designer . . ME.

Thanks Nep, its really fierce!! and Sooooooooooooo meeee!!!!

AHHHHH OMAHYRA!!!!!

U can visit her on her own site http://www.xanga.com/neptunenerd . . its hawt, and She has one of my favorite songs on there.. "Bucky Don Gun" . . .What a CRUNK video that was . .

Hilton Boo'd at Game

Paris Hilton in team colors with her man Stavros Niarchos at a Lakers basketball game yesterday (04.16.06). Paris wore Bryant's No. 8 jersey with her name on the back and when booed she responded by saying, "Nice." ..

lol.

Don't worry Paris. . I got the inside joke. . .

White girl . ..

Bryant's jersey . .

HILARIOUS.

Courtesy of: Yahoo News

Hanging On The Tele(cell)Phone

Nicole Richie and her sickly bitch of a boytoy DJ AM taking a walk around NYC shopping their asses off . .Nicole is looking more healther everytime I see her. .

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. . .

Also, rumour has it that Nicole and DJ AM are back together now .. No word on the two getting engaged again . . I wonder what would their kids look like. . .

probablly a cross between Mighty Mouse and the Crypt Keeper . .

Fashion Don'ts of the Week

"Pam Anderson and the Body Bag"

"Shawn Wayans .. . Man Ugg's . .In the Summertime . . "

Knocked Up AGAIN . . .

I know, I know, Cam your SOOOOOO LAATTE. well. .. I don't give a fuck about NBA star's and their wives until some golddigga writes a tell all book about them . . I kinda sorta dislike Kobe's wife. ..Is she latina?? mexican?? Puerto Rican??

I dnt even know this chicks name...

let's call her AyPapi!

Okay. . Kobe Bryant is seen here with his very prego wife AyPapi! . . They look happy. .. I think. . Kobe hasn't been on the news for raping white girls in a good while . . . . .

I can only imagine that their doing ok.

But You guys. . I see a DIVORCE coming really soon.

I mean think about it. . .

He slept with a ugly fat white girl . . .

AyPapi! forgives Kobe for fucking a fat ugly white girl. . ..

He buys his wife a GIANT canary ring . . . .

She doesn't divorce him. . .

She decides to make him suffer. . .

By staying with him through thick n thin ..

and getting knocked up for the 2nd time. .

Now She's seen EVERYWHERE with him . ..

I give them til . . ..X-mas of this year. . . TRUST ME.. .Its gonna get ugly. . .

She's gonna sue him for all he's got. . and he's gonna play basketball to support his now 2 kids(which means extra money) and his suffering wife AyPapi!

Life is so lovely when your married to money.

ANTM Pics

I'm not crazy for Tyra and the wannabe's . . But I HAD TO WATCH this episode. . . The Krumper's appeared on the show for a "bastard style" David LaChappelle photoshoot. . that acutally turned out good. These two are my favorite. .. .

New Janet

No more depression. . . Bang'n body iz back. . . New Album coming soon .. Duet with Mariah??

It could actually happen. . . J.D(Rat face boyfriend produced Mariah's E.ofM album and is now finishing up on Janets newest album ..

he wants to work with Mariah and Janet both on a possible duet. . . Mariah says "I would love to work with Janet, I loved her everysince "Control"

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH .. . . .

She just dissed yo ass Janet. . . ..

I know you aint go'n!!!!

GIRL FIGHT!!!

Hit My Baby One More Time .. .

"Hit My Baby One More Time"

She's beating the baby because K.Fed won't stop spending her money. ..

what a damn shame. . .

Fergie Knocked Up?

Isn't this bitch too old ot be having kids? Someone that knows someone else that works on Fergie's plastic surgery said that she's only a couple of weeks . . and she's already bragging ..

Well, lets just hope the baby does come out with the same "complextion" as Fergie and her white(*shocking* I know, right?) boyfriend. . . .

I can't really imagine her being pregnant .. I mean who's gonna take her place. . since she's taking Gwen Stefani's place as the token white girl?? OH I ALMOST FORGOT!!!

Pam Anderson!!!

awwwww thaaaatss riiiiggghhttt!!!

I almost forgot this bitch is fucking her way up to the top of urban mountain!!

~see that bitch is really good, I almost forgot she was white~

Well good luck with that, I wouldn't be surpised if Kevin"I really like black women"Federline dump'd Brittney"da baby beater" Spears for Pam "Kanye" Anderson .. . . It wouldn't be all that shocking .. they'll look GREAT together.. don't you think??

CVD + Heatherette = CamVanettte

As some of you guys know. . I have this crazy roller coaster of a relationship with the fashion label Heatherette. .

They recently had a contest on their board.. . and yours truly won!!!

Thank you. . thank you. . .

The rules were "sketch out designs and use the color pink".. .

So I did just that. . . and did it VERY WELL!!!

Now, of COURSE a nice number of folks on the site was hate'n on me. .
Saying my designs were "lame" and had "no point" .. . Okay . . that might have been your opinion . . But who won ? ? ? ? ?. . .. .

Umm.. . . .. . .Geeez . . . I think I DID!!

and so did a few other great people. . .

Sorry about the poor resolution of the pics *sidekick2 camera sucks) . .

But here is a look at the custom t-shirt they sent me. . . I really like it. .. I like it so much I'm not gonna wear it. . its gonna be framed and put up with the rest of my awards . . But thats not a promise.. .

I'm have a poll on Heatherette.com . .People will choose whether or not I wear this t-shirt or keep it as an award . .

coolness!!I know!

I'm such a fucking genius!!!

Neckline

Front1

Front2

Sleeve

Back

Also, I want to say thank you to Richie and Traver for giving me this. . I love it and I love NEW YORK!!! Here's some pics of the little "love letter" they sent with the shirt. . .

FUCK ALL THE HATERS!!! CAMVANDAM FOR HEATHERETTE S/S 07!!!

Mariah Is Crunk

People consider Mariah as being "fat". . . But I don't . .She's thick .. the "thick white girl" . .But techhnically. . . she's not white. . . ..wait. . what is she?? .. . .

Well whatever she is, the chick can blow. . and I've been knowing this for a very, very long time. .Her newest single, "Say Something" hot for her multi-platinum album The Emancipation Of Mimi.. . is one of my FAVORITE songs by her... . Its actually the only song I'll play from that cd. . and now MTV will be releasing the video for our viewing pleasure tonight. . .

But of course, you can view the video at www.youtube.com and www.mtv.com/overdrive ..

Its an amazing video.. They're dripping in Louis Vuitton.. .courtesy of boy Marc Jacobs. . and a cameo from the AMAZING ANDRE LEON TALLEY . . getting crunk on Mariah for having that old ass LV bag in the LV store Paris. . .What the fuck was she thinking. .. lol.

Anyway, overall I think this is the best video of 2006, and I hope the song gets tons of airplay .. don't you just love knowing all of the words to a newly released song that EVERBODY else has to learn . .

Its all about being Crunk and Fierce. .

Love You Mariah. . sorry for calling you MooRiah. . ~oops~

You Like?? I Like!!

Newest CVD.BS.CM sign . . hawt right?? The only thing that makes you wanna stare at it is the fact that the woman in this image IS Lil Kim . . .

Now you can say "WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

Trash

Pam Anderson .. show's her slutty self on my site AGAIN!! This time she's in Las Vegas performing as a "PussyCat Doll" . . ~slutty dancers with no skills~ and She's seen here with the FABB David LaChappelle. ... She's in total skank mode right now. . . and I just LOVE watching her try to be serious for once. .

Hasn't she caught on??

Nobody's listens too YOU!!

FUCK PETA!!!

Plus Pam sounds like a drugged up tranny with glass up her ass.. Who's honeslty gonna say that's attractive??

Eddie Murphy?? hmmm I think so . . .

Funnies

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Better Than You. . .

Random Nicole Richie Photo's . Just to show everybody that she's better than that hollywood cum-bucket Paris Hilton. .