Fan Art

Neptune Girl from the Pw Forum designed this for her favorite designer . . ME.

Thanks Nep, its really fierce!! and Sooooooooooooo meeee!!!!

AHHHHH OMAHYRA!!!!!

U can visit her on her own site http://www.xanga.com/neptunenerd . . its hawt, and She has one of my favorite songs on there.. "Bucky Don Gun" . . .What a CRUNK video that was . .

Hilton Boo'd at Game

Paris Hilton in team colors with her man Stavros Niarchos at a Lakers basketball game yesterday (04.16.06). Paris wore Bryant's No. 8 jersey with her name on the back and when booed she responded by saying, "Nice." ..

lol.

Don't worry Paris. . I got the inside joke. . .

White girl . ..

Bryant's jersey . .

HILARIOUS.

Courtesy of: Yahoo News

Hanging On The Tele(cell)Phone

Nicole Richie and her sickly bitch of a boytoy DJ AM taking a walk around NYC shopping their asses off . .Nicole is looking more healther everytime I see her. .

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. . .

Also, rumour has it that Nicole and DJ AM are back together now .. No word on the two getting engaged again . . I wonder what would their kids look like. . .

probablly a cross between Mighty Mouse and the Crypt Keeper . .

Fashion Don'ts of the Week

"Pam Anderson and the Body Bag"

"Shawn Wayans .. . Man Ugg's . .In the Summertime . . "

Knocked Up AGAIN . . .

I know, I know, Cam your SOOOOOO LAATTE. well. .. I don't give a fuck about NBA star's and their wives until some golddigga writes a tell all book about them . . I kinda sorta dislike Kobe's wife. ..Is she latina?? mexican?? Puerto Rican??

I dnt even know this chicks name...

let's call her AyPapi!

Okay. . Kobe Bryant is seen here with his very prego wife AyPapi! . . They look happy. .. I think. . Kobe hasn't been on the news for raping white girls in a good while . . . . .

I can only imagine that their doing ok.

But You guys. . I see a DIVORCE coming really soon.

I mean think about it. . .

He slept with a ugly fat white girl . . .

AyPapi! forgives Kobe for fucking a fat ugly white girl. . ..

He buys his wife a GIANT canary ring . . . .

She doesn't divorce him. . .

She decides to make him suffer. . .

By staying with him through thick n thin ..

and getting knocked up for the 2nd time. .

Now She's seen EVERYWHERE with him . ..

I give them til . . ..X-mas of this year. . . TRUST ME.. .Its gonna get ugly. . .

She's gonna sue him for all he's got. . and he's gonna play basketball to support his now 2 kids(which means extra money) and his suffering wife AyPapi!

Life is so lovely when your married to money.

ANTM Pics

I'm not crazy for Tyra and the wannabe's . . But I HAD TO WATCH this episode. . . The Krumper's appeared on the show for a "bastard style" David LaChappelle photoshoot. . that acutally turned out good. These two are my favorite. .. .

New Janet

No more depression. . . Bang'n body iz back. . . New Album coming soon .. Duet with Mariah??

It could actually happen. . . J.D(Rat face boyfriend produced Mariah's E.ofM album and is now finishing up on Janets newest album ..

he wants to work with Mariah and Janet both on a possible duet. . . Mariah says "I would love to work with Janet, I loved her everysince "Control"

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH .. . . .

She just dissed yo ass Janet. . . ..

I know you aint go'n!!!!

GIRL FIGHT!!!

Hit My Baby One More Time .. .

"Hit My Baby One More Time"

She's beating the baby because K.Fed won't stop spending her money. ..

what a damn shame. . .

Fergie Knocked Up?

Isn't this bitch too old ot be having kids? Someone that knows someone else that works on Fergie's plastic surgery said that she's only a couple of weeks . . and she's already bragging ..

Well, lets just hope the baby does come out with the same "complextion" as Fergie and her white(*shocking* I know, right?) boyfriend. . . .

I can't really imagine her being pregnant .. I mean who's gonna take her place. . since she's taking Gwen Stefani's place as the token white girl?? OH I ALMOST FORGOT!!!

Pam Anderson!!!

awwwww thaaaatss riiiiggghhttt!!!

I almost forgot this bitch is fucking her way up to the top of urban mountain!!

~see that bitch is really good, I almost forgot she was white~

Well good luck with that, I wouldn't be surpised if Kevin"I really like black women"Federline dump'd Brittney"da baby beater" Spears for Pam "Kanye" Anderson .. . . It wouldn't be all that shocking .. they'll look GREAT together.. don't you think??

CVD + Heatherette = CamVanettte

As some of you guys know. . I have this crazy roller coaster of a relationship with the fashion label Heatherette. .

They recently had a contest on their board.. . and yours truly won!!!

Thank you. . thank you. . .

The rules were "sketch out designs and use the color pink".. .

So I did just that. . . and did it VERY WELL!!!

Now, of COURSE a nice number of folks on the site was hate'n on me. .
Saying my designs were "lame" and had "no point" .. . Okay . . that might have been your opinion . . But who won ? ? ? ? ?. . .. .

Umm.. . . .. . .Geeez . . . I think I DID!!

and so did a few other great people. . .

Sorry about the poor resolution of the pics *sidekick2 camera sucks) . .

But here is a look at the custom t-shirt they sent me. . . I really like it. .. I like it so much I'm not gonna wear it. . its gonna be framed and put up with the rest of my awards . . But thats not a promise.. .

I'm have a poll on Heatherette.com . .People will choose whether or not I wear this t-shirt or keep it as an award . .

coolness!!I know!

I'm such a fucking genius!!!

Neckline

Front1

Front2

Sleeve

Back

Also, I want to say thank you to Richie and Traver for giving me this. . I love it and I love NEW YORK!!! Here's some pics of the little "love letter" they sent with the shirt. . .

FUCK ALL THE HATERS!!! CAMVANDAM FOR HEATHERETTE S/S 07!!!

Mariah Is Crunk

People consider Mariah as being "fat". . . But I don't . .She's thick .. the "thick white girl" . .But techhnically. . . she's not white. . . ..wait. . what is she?? .. . .

Well whatever she is, the chick can blow. . and I've been knowing this for a very, very long time. .Her newest single, "Say Something" hot for her multi-platinum album The Emancipation Of Mimi.. . is one of my FAVORITE songs by her... . Its actually the only song I'll play from that cd. . and now MTV will be releasing the video for our viewing pleasure tonight. . .

But of course, you can view the video at www.youtube.com and www.mtv.com/overdrive ..

Its an amazing video.. They're dripping in Louis Vuitton.. .courtesy of boy Marc Jacobs. . and a cameo from the AMAZING ANDRE LEON TALLEY . . getting crunk on Mariah for having that old ass LV bag in the LV store Paris. . .What the fuck was she thinking. .. lol.

Anyway, overall I think this is the best video of 2006, and I hope the song gets tons of airplay .. don't you just love knowing all of the words to a newly released song that EVERBODY else has to learn . .

Its all about being Crunk and Fierce. .

Love You Mariah. . sorry for calling you MooRiah. . ~oops~

You Like?? I Like!!

Newest CVD.BS.CM sign . . hawt right?? The only thing that makes you wanna stare at it is the fact that the woman in this image IS Lil Kim . . .

Now you can say "WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

Trash

Pam Anderson .. show's her slutty self on my site AGAIN!! This time she's in Las Vegas performing as a "PussyCat Doll" . . ~slutty dancers with no skills~ and She's seen here with the FABB David LaChappelle. ... She's in total skank mode right now. . . and I just LOVE watching her try to be serious for once. .

Hasn't she caught on??

Nobody's listens too YOU!!

FUCK PETA!!!

Plus Pam sounds like a drugged up tranny with glass up her ass.. Who's honeslty gonna say that's attractive??

Eddie Murphy?? hmmm I think so . . .

Funnies

Click to view bigger Pic . . .

Better Than You. . .

Random Nicole Richie Photo's . Just to show everybody that she's better than that hollywood cum-bucket Paris Hilton. .

Queen Bitch PT.2

Naomi Campbell could have the BEST year ever!! Okay, she started the year off with a few lifetime achievement awards right. . doing shows at fashion week (GO NEW YORK!) and then BAM!! She beats the fuck outtaher assistant again. . .

Now, if you thought that things should be getting worse for Naomi. . . YOU THOUGHT WRONG. .

She had a private meeting with her "adopted" grandfather Nelson Mandela. . . awww

This bitch has now REPLACED Lindsay Lohan and Mariah Carey as the new muse of LOUIS VUITTON !!!


Then, she's on this celebrity cooking show with Diddy and Patti LaBelle (both whom I've wrote strange stories about) . . .

Then because she was soooo FIEERCCCE on the catwalk for the Mont Blanc 100th anniversary show. . . .she's doing next years Mont Blanc ADs .. .

Not to mention she's playing the Devil in a flim coming soon and she's rumored to be in Sin City 2 .. .

I LOVE NAOMI. . . SHE'S ALWAYS KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE UGLY BITCHES UP WHEN THEY TALK TRASH ABOUT HER!!!

YOUR MY IDOL!!!

Pumkin The Dyke

"Pumpkin" the scary bitch from Flavor of Love has been rumored to be a lesbian, a Rosie, a Ellen, a Lesbo, a Omarosa, a Roseanne, or a Dyke if you will . . She's been rumored to have had wild sex with her on subways, public parks, on the set of The View. .You know, MAJOR hotspots for "Dyke on Dyke" action . .

Anyway, she's suppose to be marrying this broad really soon, after that . .She wants to dabb in porn a little. . get a little cash for that . . ummm . .Do a couple of hair commercials . .Here and there . Just positive things of that nature. . . ..



Now, even though she's denied ALL these allegations towards her. .. I'm starting to believe that this bitch REALLY is.. A "hardcore Carpet Cleaner" . .

Just like Dick Cheney's daughter. . . . What a small world!!!!

WOW! You think you know people. . darn.

Thank God. .

I'm sooo happy to hear that Bow Wow and Ciara has parted ways. . . I guess she finally realized that fucking a child was illegal and gross. . . Rumour is . . Ciara saw BowWow with a stripper at a local club in Atlanta. . She then broke it off with him, and he cried.

lol .. Actually that last part isnt true, but what if he did cry. ..wouldn't that make our day? I mean. .. DUDE .. you can't rap, you can't act (dare I bring up Like Mike) and you dumped the FUTURE Janet Jackson for a stripper that does hair, sells pussy and baby sits all under the same roof. . .

Get Real . .

I'm PROUD of you Ciara. . your making progress . . Its even rumoured that Ciara might be the next face for Versace . .

Hawt For Hell

Its official . . Paris "I suck dick" Hilton will play Mother Theresa . . .

YES, YOUR EYES ARE NOT FOOLING YOU. . .

I REPEAT. . .

PARIS "I SUCK DICK . LONG TIME" HILTON .. .

WILL BE PLAYING. . .

MOTHER THERESA. . ..

IN A UPCOMING MOVIE. . . .

Who's the fucking director . . . .Satan?? Why would you pick Paris Hilton to play ANYBODY with class?? I mean. . come'on . . its lame. She's such a whore. ..

If you wanted someone with sex-appeal (for some perverted reason) to play Mother Theresa. . you should've picked Salma Hayek . .

She's PHINE . . .

Not some white hoe with a flat ass and slouchy crotch. Plus . .I heard Paris Hilton has had 7 VD's . . .IN ONE YEAR. .

Has Mother Theresa ever had VD??? Think NOT.

Link to Story:http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=13447

College Is Gay

. . I haven't even graduated from high school yet(MAY 21) and I'm already hate'n life after it. . .

Its sooooooooo much paper work. . . soooooooo much double talk .. . . sooooooo much drama ... Its just SO GAY!! and its SICK-NING. . . . .

I mean, I thought it was really simple. . . get accepted into school, graduate from school and spend your WHOLE LIFETIME PAYING BACK SCHOOL. . . but no . . That's not enough, you gotta draw blood from a FUCKING VIRGIN IN THE NORTH POLE to even get these sons of bitches to look at your GPA!!

its fucking weird. . . I mean, I REALLY hate this. .

THEN!! To make matters even more gay .. Its a fashion design school . . . Why do I have to go through all of this bullshit??? I'm designing clothes not fucking clone'n a goat!!!

I'm not even excited anymore about going. . This horrible experience has taken all of the joy from me, of becoming a designer/buyer. . .

SERIOUSLY. . . .